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Title: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 20, 2019, 09:27:50 AM
INTRODUCTION

Shannon: "Welcome to Flipline's new reality show where one young lady will search for true love with one of a dozen potential suitors. Kingsley wanted this job but he's busy with Customerpalooza so here I am. I don't know what Dukey's gonna do without me..."
Rita (camera lead): "Hurry up and introduce the bachelorette already!"
Shannon: "Sorry. Without further ado, please welcome... Willow!"
Willow: *walks in wearing a stunning deep teal dress* "H-hello Shannon, hi everyone, I hope you're having a great day."
Shannon: "So I heard you're looking for true love. Tell us about yourself!"
Willow: "Um, I like reading, animals, and writing poetry. I work at the Cupcakeria in Frostfield and I have a pet tarantula named Jackie Two. May you forever rest in peace, Jackie. I'm twenty-three years old, almost twenty-four, and my favorite food is of course cupcakes with black frosting."
Shannon: "Well that's a good start, I guess. Coming up next, time to meet the bachelors!"

*cut to commercial for Papa's Cupcakeria*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 20, 2019, 10:26:16 AM
PART 1

Shannon: "Welcome back to the first episode of Flipline Bachelorette! Time for Willow to meet the young men who she will be dating!"

Roy: "Greetings fair lady, I am Roy the pizza delivery boy and I would like to give you a pizza my heart!"*
Willow: "Aw, how sweet and... cheesy!"

James: "Hello beautiful stranger that I have totally never met before, I hope we can cook up some love and cupcakes together."
Willow: "Haha so funny James. Nice to see you in that uh, really nice suit."

Austin: "Hey girl, lookin' hot! I'm Austin and I love awesome sauce and I think you ARE awesome sauce!"
Willow: "LOL hi Austin."

Deano: "Good evening fair maiden, I am Deano and I row gondolas in Portallini. I am deeply honored to have the privilege to meet such a sweet, kind young woman and I look forward to getting to know you better!"
Willow: "Wow uh, thanks, me too."

Kenji: "Hello, I'm Kenji and I won several eating competitions, but no food compares to you."
Willow: "Okay, that's... nice?"

Marty: "Hello Willow. Hey, that might make a good song! I'm a musician in the Shakers band and I'd definitely love to write a song about you!"
Willow: "Wow, that sounds really cool!"

Carlo: *appears holding a rose in his teeth* "Ciao Bella, you look ravishing! I'm Carlo Romano, and I too would love to make music with you!"
Willow: "Whoa... Uh, hi! You are like, like someone out of a book!"
Carlo: "Why thank you, oh beautiful Willow."
Willow: The type of man who always dies tragically, leaving a grieving widow behind, or pretends to love ladies, only to turn out to be a serial killer...

Brody: "Salutations fair Willow, how art thou? I doth be Brody, painter of graphic comedic literature."
Willow: "Uh, Salutations, haha." And he's the type who ends up dying first... no! I cannot think such terrible things!

Steven: "Hello, Hola, Aloha, Bonjour, Konnichiwa, Guten Tag, Privet, Ciao, Ni Hao, Namaste, Shalom!"
Willow: "Hi? I'm afraid I don't know that many ways to uh, greet you. Haha..."
Steven: "It matters not. I'm Steven, and I love to travel the world and explore new places. However, of all the journeys I've been on, this one I'm about to take with you is the most exciting!"
Willow: "Wow, all right then!"

Xolo: "I'm Xolo the sarcastic clown. I'd say something about you dress but it would be like so awesome the other guys would be jealous."
Willow: "Haha, well you are funny."

Allan: "Hey Willow, lookin fine! I'm Allan from Oniontown, hope I don't smell bad!"
Willow: "Haha, you're even funnier. And no, you don't smell bad. Uh, you smell nice."

Cameo: "Hi, I'm Cameo, probably making a brief appearance on this show. Your hair looks amazing by the way ~"
Willow: "Thank you Cameo, and I'm sure you'll have a better chance than uh, you think!"

Shannon: "So Willow, what do you think?"
Willow: "Uh, I think I've never had that many guys being so nice to me before. It's a bit overwhelming..."
Shannon: "I think that's normal, after all it's not every day you have twelve men vying for your affection all at once! Don't worry though, we'll be taking care of your schedule and all the ornery business stuff so you can take your time to meet these guys!"
Willow: "Yeah, I guess so. I'll go talk to them one at a time, I guess..."
Shannon: "Fantastic! As Willow makes her way into the mansion which just happens to be her own home,** we will have another quick break!"


*A GUY LITERALLY SAID THAT IN THE REAL BACHELORETTE
** Based on my headcanon that Willow lives in a mansion and Duke Gotcha is her uncle (also probably how she got connections to become the Flipline Bachelorette!)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Ziggly Boom Boom on July 20, 2019, 10:59:00 AM
Nice!


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: JEBZ Komics on July 20, 2019, 11:01:19 AM
Brother E: Looks interesting! I'll be full reading it soon! ;)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 20, 2019, 02:55:34 PM
PART 2

     Willow felt like her stomach was full of hornets. She didn't know who to talk to first, all the guys were nice and attractive. Maybe she could find a system, perhaps alphabetical order or shortest to tallest or youngest to oldest. Or she could ask someone for help, someone called GRATUITOUS SELF INSERTING SOUNDBORD. Just kidding, she went to her favorite website, Random.org and typed the guys' names in alphabetically and hit "randomize". Meanwhile, Soundbord was too lazy to go to Random.org so she randomly selected Brody to be first.

Willow: "Hello Brody, welcome to my mansion!"
Brody: "It must be really cool to say that, I live in a small apartment and I've never lived anywhere as beautiful as your stunning home."
Willow: "Thanks, I didn't earn it though, my parents are rich. I wish I could give everyone their own mansion, but we're not quite that rich... heh heh sorry."
Brody: "Don't apologize, that sounds really nice. I myself donate a little here and there to help underprivileged children and shelter animals."
Willow: "Wow, you're even nicer than I thought! Uh, I did think you're really nice before, sorry."
Brody: "That's fine, people are always underestimating me because I'm nerdy and don't go out much. So, do you have any charities you support?"
Willow: "Oh yeah, there's the hurricane relief, the hospital, high schools and universities, cancer and heart disease research, vaccines for kids in third-world countries, the peace corps, the..."

Rita: "We will now have a brief commercial break!"
*cut to commercial for Powder Point Amusement Park*
Rita: "And we are back!"
Shannon: "I heard about Willow's generosity from Duke Gotcha, but I had no idea how much she actually donates!"

Willow: "...The local church and mosque, and of course the zoo and aquarium so they can rescue and protect more rare animals!"
Brody: "Whoa, you make me feel like Scrooge now!"
Willow: "No, it's not about how much you give, it's about your heart. Rich people can donate millions of dollars and still only care about themselves and it doesn't make them better people."

Shannon: "So true! How about giving someone else a chance to talk?"
Willow: "Hmm, Xolo is next on this list. Hey Xolo, how ya doing?"
Xolo: "Pretty great. Although it would be even better if I wasn't one twelfth of your boyfriend right now. Cuz like, you're the coolest girl I've ever met, not joking this time."
Willow: "Oh, thanks so much! So what do you uh, do for fun? Besides being a sarcastic clown I mean."
Xolo: "Well almost nobody knows this but I actually like to make my own costumes. And don't tell anyone but I helped Xandra make her crazy outfits too. Oh wait, I'm going on television, whoops!"
Willow: "Aw, even the snarky comedian has a sweet side! I really like that."
Xolo: "Eh, whatever. Thanks I guess."

Shannon: "So, who's next?"
Willow: "Nobody is dying on this show! Ahhh! Oh you mean who will I talk to. It looks like the next person is... oh no, it's Roy."
Shannon: "Oh no?"
Willow: "Well uh, he's kinda the one whose car I wrecked? Um, the only positive thing is I ended up working at the Cupcakeria, and at least Roy was really nice, but I still feel bad..."
Roy: "You still worry about that? Willow, I told you I forgave you six years ago when Wendy fixed my car and you gave me delicious free cupcakes!"
Willow: "Yeah, you're right, you were way nicer than I deserved. I should make you more free cupcakes, maybe I'll be allowed to bake some on this show!"
Roy: "That would be amazing, Willow~"

Shannon: "Wow Willow, you really care a lot about people! I'm surprised you don't have a boyfriend already."
Willow: *blushes* "Um, it's kinda hard for me to connect with people because you know, I'm busy a lot with work, when I'm not at the Cupcakeria I volunteer at a soup kitchen or the animal shelter..."
Shannon: "Well, I hope I can help you fix that! We have fan chefs covering for you and James. Speaking of James, he seems to be next on your list, but we'll get to that AFTER THE BREAK!"
Rita: "Ow Shannon, you're hurting my ears! And probably poor Willow's too, she's just too nice to complain."
Shannon: "Sorry, I'm just so excited and I just can't hide it!"

*cut to Sugarplex Cinema commercial*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 20, 2019, 03:23:21 PM
I like this


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on July 22, 2019, 12:39:26 AM
All of her stories are i c o n i c, especially ones with hypershipping


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 22, 2019, 12:40:09 AM
bord is in general iconic


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on July 22, 2019, 12:45:22 AM
True.

Also, I'm rooting for Roy! Willow x Roy forever~  :love:


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 22, 2019, 12:46:03 AM
I forgot Willow x Roy was a thing


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 22, 2019, 12:03:28 PM
True.

Also, I'm rooting for Roy! Willow x Roy forever~  :love:
I forgot Willow x Roy was a thing
PLeaf totally started it (from the Cupcakeria intro lol, that's why I referenced it)

PART 3

Shannon: "We are back! Willow is currently talking to James, her longtime friend and co-worker at the Cupcakeria."
Willow: "James, why did you enter this uh... you know?"
James: "Well, I figured if some guy's gonna possibly marry you, I wanna make sure he's a great guy! You're one of my best friends, ya know?"
Willow: "Oh well, that's really awesome. I mean, I don't have that many friends and you're one of them, so that means a lot to me."

Shannon: "Will James woo Willow, or will they be permanently in the land of friendzone?"
Willow: "Hey, I can hear you, ya know. That's like, not very nice..."
Shannon: "Oooh, I think she LIIIIKES him!"
Willow: "Yeah I like him as a friend."
Shannon: "Anyway, next up is Kenji, the champion um, eater!"

Kenji: "Willow, I meant every word I said to you before."
Willow: "You think I'm food? Heh heh..."
Kenji: "I didn't realize you could joke! You're even cooler than I thought. No, I mean you're even better than food."
Willow: "Haha yeah."

Shannon: "The rest of this conversation was boring small talk, so we're cutting ahead to the next conversation with Steven!"

Willow: "So Steven, what do you do for fun?"
Steven: "Well, I listen to music by rock bands like the Shakers, which is ironic 'cuz Marty himself is here. I wonder if he'll give me his autograph? Also, I hang out with my friends and play soccer or baseball, I'm not as great as Alberto or Pinch Hitwell though. What about you?"
Willow: "Well. I don't think I'm as interesting as you, but I do like to read. I listen more to the Romanos though. And uh, I write some poetry, but most of it is really lame."
Steven: "I'm sure it's great, and I'd love to maybe hear the kind of poetry you write."
Willow: *blushes* "Well... maybe later."

Shannon: "Time for another COMMERCIAL BREAK 'cuz we're on a really low budget!"
Rita: "Yeah SHANNON, you keep buying all those expensive clothes!"
Shannon: "Well RITA, you spend most of your paycheck on MAKEUP so you can look good on your vlog!"
Rita: "Why are we arguing on camera? Commercial time, remember?"
Shannon: "Of course. We'll have more flirty convos after the break!"

*cut to a commercial for Fashion Flambe and another commercial for Vicky's beauty products*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 24, 2019, 03:24:13 PM
PART 4

Shannon: "Yay nobody's watching me right now so I can take out my phone and stare at the lock screen!"
Rita: "Oooh is that Duke Gotcha in a SPEEDO?"
Shannon: "Hey, stop snooping! Get that camera away or I'll fire you!"
Rita: "We're supposed to be filming Willow's conversations with the guys."
Shannon: "Yeah, so why are you filming me instead?"

Willow: "Hey Allan. So, what do you do in your spare time?"
Allan: "Oh, I watch TV, hang out with my friends in Oniontown, and volunteer at the children's hospital."
Willow: "The children's hospital? Wow, I didn't realize you were so sweet!"
Allan: "Yeah, well, I used to get lots of broken bones and stuff and they always fixed me up, so I wanted to help other kids by cheering them up, ya know?"
Willow: "I guess that makes a lot of sense."

Shannon: "Oooh, a new juicy secret about one of Flipline's eligible bachelors!"
Willow: "When you put it like that it makes me uh... not want to talk in front of you guys..."
Shannon: "Sorry, I should've waited. Now who's up next?"
Willow: *sighs* "Austin, I guess."

Austin: "Heeeeey, lookin' HAWT, girl!"
Willow: ...
Austin: "So like, I'm SOOO honored to be here, you're literally the prettiest girl I've like, EVER seen!
Willow: "Thanks, haha. I'm sure that's not true though."
Austin: "Yeah it is too! And like, that hairstyle and dress make you like even MORE gorgeous! I mean, you would look amazing even in regular clothes and stuff too. Uh, anyway, like I said, I'm glad to be here."
Willow: "That's nice, I guess I'm glad I'm here too."
Austin: "I KNOW right? Like, the food is amazing, and even the other guys are all polite and stuff. You're the most polite of all though. And like, my family's probably watching so hey mom and dad, hey lil' bro, I love y'all!"
Willow: "Ah, so you have a brother? That's so nice! I don't have any siblings. So uh, I'd love to hear more about your family.
Austin: "So like, my brother can be annoying but he's like super great at riding his bicycle and he makes all these silly faces. My parents work at the Toastwood bank, and they helped me get a job at Toastwood's only grocery store after community college. They pretty much helped me grow up in a small town, I only have like three friends, but they're super great too!"
Willow: "I see. Well, it's nice to hear that, I must use the restroom though."
Austin: "Oh, uh, like sorry... go ahead."
Willow: "Why are you apologizing, silly?" *escapes*

Shannon: "Well he's certainly enthusiastic."
Willow: "Uh yeah, he's nice but... he's kinda hyper. I mean, I like him kinda like a puppy... oh no, now I'm saying like too much just like he does. Dang!"
Shannon: "So you think he's got a case of... puppy love?"
Willow: "Haha, maybe."

Carlo: "Willow, I have been patiently waiting to speak with you but the wait has become unbearable, and I bid the a good evening~"
Willow: "Wow. Well, you're only one conversation ahead, so I guess it's okay, haha..."
Carlo: "Your laugh is like tinkling bells, or perhaps a gentle, sweet-sounding flute~"
Willow: *blushes* "Um... thanks. So uh, I'd like to hear more about your music."
Carlo: "Well, as you know, my dearly departed great-grandfather started our family troupe, and my great-uncle Edoardo is the current de facto leader due to seniority. My father Gino and older sister Bruna are better musicians than he is, but don't tell him that since he's the kindest guy you'll ever meet. Now that he has married his old love interest Olga, she sometimes joins us as a guest performer, and she sings like an angel."
Willow: "Wow, you must spend a lot of time with them."
Carlo: "Yeah, sometimes it gets difficult, but we're a tight knit family and I love them more than myself. And you Willow, you would make a perfect addition to our family, if you wanted."
Willow: "Oh, well... I'm not sure I'm very good at music."
Carlo: "You could always help us write songs though, we're always looking for new material and I heard you're quite the poet."
Willow: *blushes again* "Well... I don't know. I mean, it's not very good, not quite ready to show other people yet."
Carlo: "That's all right, practice makes perfect you know. I didn't use to be a good musician, in fact as a little boy, I couldn't sing in tune to save my life!"
Willow: "Really?"
Carlo: "Absolutely, my entire family called me Cacaphony Carlo."
Willow: "Haha, that's hilarious!"

Shannon: "So, Carlo makes his move~ We will return after yet another break!"
Rita: "Seriously? ANOTHER break? What is this, the Kit-Kat special?"

*cut to commercial for... you guessed it... KNOCK-OFF kit-kats*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on July 24, 2019, 11:42:17 PM
lol Carlo x Willow is cute  :love:


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 25, 2019, 11:35:18 AM
I'm torn so far between Roy, Carlo and James tbh lmao

PART 5

Shannon: "Time for the last interviews, I mean one-on-one conversations!"
Willow: "Hey Marty, how are you feeling?"
Marty: "Pretty awesome actually, less nervous than I expected. In fact I'm pretty excited to be here! How about you?"
Willow: "Okay, but definitely more nervous than you, heh heh..."
Marty: "That's all right, it shows that you really care about everything, you know? I'm always nervous before a concert, but once I start playing I kinda ignore the noise and focus on playing the music and it's just the other Shakers and me until it's over."
Willow: "That's really smart, maybe I could learn from that! Like, focus on each person instead of getting overwhelmed by everyone..."

Shannon: "See, blondes are NOT stupid!"
Rita: "Stupid is as stupid does, Shannon. Trust me, as an unbiased third party who works with that guy, he can be pretty darn stupid sometimes. Why, the other day, he put too much mayo on Wally's burger. Like, an inch high PILE of the stuff! And last week he..."
Shannon: "Ahem! This is Flipline Bachelorette, not Rita Rants! On to the next conversation!"

Willow: "So, Cameo. What do you do for work?"
Cameo: "I'm a professional photographer, I take photos for fashion and fitness magazines and sometimes newspapers. My friend Cherissa is always asking me to take photos for her fashion blog, she and Trishna are always competing. It can get a bit crazy, but it's fun too- I guess you can say it's my job and my hobby. Much better than my first job as an amusement park vendor. Though my other friend Janana still does that and she loves it, she makes the job look fun."
Willow: "Wow, that's really amazing. If I could have a job doing what I love most, it would be amazing. But I've also grown to like making cupcakes, so I guess I like my job too!"

Shannon: "Looks like you two are off to a great start!"
Willow: "Maybe, he's easy to talk to but for me, I would rather go out with a guy who doesn't spend so much time with um, other female friends."
Shannon: "I'm surprised, the sweet, gentle Willow has a jealous streak!"
Willow: ...
Shannon: "Moving on, it's time for the final conversation and the party will be at the dramatic chocolate rose ceremony!"

Deano: "So I am last, I feel very honored. As they say, last but not least. And you are definitely worth waiting to talk to."
Willow: "Oh, thanks. The order was kinda random though, otherwise I might have talked to you first because you're so polite!"
Deano: "Why thank you, you are even more polite and kind."
Willow: *blushes* "Uh, maybe. So, I heard you're a gondolier, what's it like to work that hard and to be a Gondola 500 champion?"
Deano: "Well, it sometimes makes me feel highly overrated, because I'm just doing my best to make a positive impact in people's lives and I don't always feel comfortable in the spotlight. I'm grateful I have been able to teach those skills to other people, especially one young man named Nick, he's almost better than I am and it makes me really happy to see others do so well."
Willow: "That's incredible, someday I hope to teach others how to make delicious cupcakes! Uh, I'm not that old though."
Deano: "I was only twenty-five when I started teaching though, that was less than four years ago. It's never too soon to start teaching."
Willow: "True, maybe I should make a FlipTube video tutorial for Cupcakeria cupcakes!"
Deano: "Now that would be incredible, I don't know anyone who doesn't like cupcakes. I'm a fan of the Cupcakeria myself, it's partly why I er, signed up for this show... not the main reason of course."
Willow: "Haha, well I really like how honest you are. Um, I'm kinda afraid to ask, but what's the main reason?"
Deano: "Well, because you're always so kind to everyone, of course."

Shannon: "Wow, what a guy! And Nick is MY SON!!! I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, MY DARLING NICKITO! If I was younger and not already married to Dukey, I would totally be in love with Deano! Don't worry Dukey, I don't date younger men. Plus you're still the hottest stud EVER!"

Nick: (In the future, watching the show with his parents): "Oh my gosh mom, I can't BELIEVE you put that in there! You're SO embarrassing and I can't wait till I leave for college!"
Duke Gotcha: "Yeah honey, I love you so much but I have to agree with Nick on this."
Shannon: "Hey, I can't help myself, I love you guys infinitely!"

Shannon: (back on set): "Anyway, we'll finally get to the chocolate rose ceremony after the final break!"
*cut to commercial for chocolate roses*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: JEBZ Komics on July 25, 2019, 11:38:20 AM
Brother E: I need to keep reading this! ;)
Nice chapter though! :)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 25, 2019, 04:09:18 PM
for all of you who have been reading this, it's just at the end of episode 1 now so if you don't want spoilers DON'T READ THIS POST BEFORE THE PREVIOUS ONES! also I will spoiler the actual elimination muwahaha.

PART 6

Shannon: "We are back like the Backstreet boys! Also a brief message from Soundbord: The Backstreet Boys actually did come back and she totally loves their recent song 'Don't Go Breaking My Heart.' Okay, well, that's a bit of unpaid advertising, now on to the show!"

Shannon: "Now, it's time to give your first impression chocolate rose to the guy who stood out to you the most in a positive way!"
Willow: "Okay, it's really hard for me to decide, but there is one guy who um, metaphorically swept me off my feet."
Shannon: "Oooh, who is the lucky gentleman?"
Willow: *blushes* "Uh, you'll see." *walks over to where all the guys are sitting on sofas.*
Deano: "Hello, fair lady~"
Roy: "Wow, he took the words out of my mouth."
Austin: "That dress is so HOTTT!"
Carlo: "Good evening Willow, they are right, you look ravishing in that red dress."
James: "I've never seen you dressed so nicely, it really suits you!"
Brody: "I'm practically speechless..."
Willow: "Thank you, everyone. However, unfortunately, I can only give one rose for now. The guy who will get the first piece of chocolate is..."
Steven: "Me?"
Xolo: "You?"
Willow: "Haha, sorry guys, nope. Carlo Romano, will you accept this piece of chocolate?"
Carlo: "Of course I will, I am deeply honored. For such a lovely lady as you to show me favor warms my heart."
Allan: "Seriously dude? People talk like that in real life?"
Austin: "Yeah I'm disappointed, but look at the guy! He's like, so smooth and gentlemanly, I would choose him if I was the bachelorette."
Kenji: "Ooh, do you like guys too?"
James: "Hey guys, no need to be annoying, remember this is Willow's bachelorette season, not Total Drama Testosterone."
Shannon: "All right guys, time for Willow to come with me, and when she gets back, we will have the full chocolate rose ceremony!"

*SHANNON BRINGS A PLATTER WITH NINE CHOCOLATE ROSES ON IT*
Willow: "Well, I guess I've made my decision now. I'm really sad, but at least there will still be ten guys for me to go out with and show them how awesome they are!"
Shannon: "That's the spirit. All right you guys, I'm sure you must all be nervous, seeing as your fate literally lies in the hands of one young woman."
Willow: "Uh, that's kinda hard on the guys, don't you think?"
Shannon: "It's in the script and it adds to the drama, sorry."

Willow: "I don't know how I'm going to say good-bye to any of these sweet, caring guys!"
Shannon: "Well, the producer has recommended first giving roses to the guys you would miss the most if they left, and not giving roses to the ones you feel more neutral about."
Willow: "Thanks, but that still doesn't make it much easier... I will be breaking some guys' hearts!"
Shannon: "I'm sure they will be able to move on and find true love with somebody else someday though."
Willow: "Yeah, true, there are sooo many other nice and prettier girls out there."
Shannon: "Oh Willow, you're definitely as pretty as all the other girls. In fact, I envy you, I've never had a dozen guys flirting with me at once before!"
Willow: "Haha... it's just the show, but thanks."


Willow: "Okay. Well, uh... this first rose is for my good friend James. James, will you accept this, hehe, piece of chocolate? Also why does the script tell me to call it a piece of chocolate? That's not romantic at all!"
James: *walks up and takes the chocolate rose* "Of course!"
Willow: "The next rose is for someone who really made me laugh. Xolo, will you accept this chocolate?"
Xolo: "Yeppers! Muchas Gracias, Seniorita!"
Willow: "This chocolate rose is for a very kind and forgiving guy. Roy, will you accept this chocolate thingamabob? THINGAMABOB? Shannon..."
Shannon: "Hey, I didn't write the script, Soundbord did!"
Roy: "Of course, thank you so much!"
Willow: "Now for a guy who is a truly inspiring role model. Deano, will you accept this foil-wrapped edible imitation of a rose?"
Deano: "Absolutely, I am very humbled and grateful."
Willow: "Now to someone who may be tough on the outside, but is a really great guy. Allan, will you accept this rose of chocolate?"
Allan: "Definitely, thank you very much!"
Willow: "A chocolate imitation rose for a very real guy, Brody! Will you accept this rose?"
Brody: "Certainly, and I find you to be very real as well."
Willow: "For a rockstar, here's a rock 'n' rose... SOUNDBORD, Y U TROLL SO HARD? Marty, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Marty: "Yeah baby, I can't wait for us to make music together!"

Rita: "What the actual heck."
Shannon: "Hey, that's not part of the script!"
Rita: "Neither is half the stuff you say."
Shannon: "It's Willow's turn to talk though."
Willow: "The next rose goes to a social butterfly. Cameo, will you accept this social chocolate? What the heck is a social chocolate anyway? Pretty sure that's not a thing."
Cameo: "Yes I will, and by the way, your gift is perfect, I'd take a chocolate rose over the actual flower any day."
Willow: "Haha, well that was not my idea, but thanks."

Shannon: "Ah, the final rose. Austin, Steven, Kenji. Two of you will regretfully have to leave tonight, hopefully to continue your journeys to finding true love even after your time on Flipline Bachelorette is over. Willow has made her decision. Willow, I present to you the final chocolate rose."
Willow: "This is still extremely difficult and heartbreaking for me as well as for you guys, and I will be truly sorrowful after the departure of two kind and caring gentlemen. The recipient of the final chocolate rose will be..."
Shannon: "Announced AFTER THE BREAK!"
Willow: "Um, no it won't."
Shannon: "PSYCH! It will be announced right now!"
Willow: "Disregarding Shannon's overly dramatic nature, the recipient of the final chocolate rose will be... Steven. Steven, will you accept this rose and continue this exciting adventure with me?"
Steven: "Naturally! Danke, Gracias, thank you so much!"

Shannon: "Kenji, Austin, unfortunately you must go home."
WILLOW SAYS GOOD-BYE TO THOSE GUYS AND HUGS THEM AND CRIES
Shannon: "Tune in later for episode 2!"


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: JEBZ Komics on July 25, 2019, 06:03:21 PM
Brother E: Good chapter! :)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on July 26, 2019, 01:43:08 AM
As long as it isn't one of my favorites I'm good with the elimination


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 27, 2019, 11:41:35 AM
lol, alla y'all's favorite ships gonna make it to the final episode, then YOU GET TO VOTE ON WHO WILLOW MARRIES MUWAHAHA

Episode 2!

Willow: "Well, I'm still sad, but at least this week I get to go on two individual dates."
Shannon: "That's the spirit! Also don't worry about Austin and Kenji, they're getting lots of attention on social media and have been asked on several dates already."
Willow: "I do feel better then. They don't need me to find love. I'm so happy that they made it into the show though because now they can be noticed! Uh, I just hope they don't get catfished like the people that show..."
Shannon: "You're almost too nice, Willow! The world would probably be a better place if more people were like you."
Willow: "I don't know about that, I'm shy and awkward a lot, it's better to have different personalities, like you are bold and have dramatic flair, and each of the guys who have different ways of helping people through their various jobs and hobbies!"
Shannon: "Honestly Willow, you would make a fantastic psychiatric counselor. Have you ever considered maybe counseling teenagers and young adults?"
Willow: "I don't know, I'm not sure I'd be able to talk to so many people without getting nervous..."
Shannon: "Well, you were fantastic with the young men last week, and you know a lot of being a psychologist is about listening, you don't have to talk too much."
Willow: "I guess so... I do care about helping people with their problems. And I love it when they are able to find something productive to help themselves and others! Uh, I would need to go back to college though, so I guess I'll stay at the Cupcakeria for now and save up money."

Shannon: "Nice, now it's been great planning your possible future out on public television, but it's time for your first real date!"
Willow: *enters her mansion living room* "All right, hello guys."
Brody: "Good morning, fair Willow."
Carlo: *stands up and kisses Willow's hand* "Good morning, my princess."
James: "Your princess? Willow, I am so happy to see you looking better than ever!"
Willow: "Thanks James, uh, Shannon was really helpful to me, we were talking about life plans."
Roy: "What sort of plans?"
Willow: "Like, career possibilities, stuff like that."
Marty: "That's great and all, but what about them dates?"
Deano: "There is no need to rush, we are Willow's guests and I personally enjoy the normal conversations."
Willow: "Thanks Deano. But Marty is also correct, today will be the first individual date. I have a card here that you guys are supposed to read while I go get ready."
Cameo: "You look ready to go out already!"
Xolo: "Ready to go to a formal ball maybe, the outfits they make us wear are no joke!"
Allan: "True, I don't own anything this nice."
Willow: "Yeah haha, thankfully they have casual clothes waiting for me! Here's the card, I'll see you guys later!" *Willow exits living room*

Steven: "Guess I'll read this, then. 'Allan, I heard you like extreme sports. Let's find out how extreme you're willing to go for love!' Hmm, my money's on Soundbord for writing this."
Allan: "Wow, this is fantastic! Well, see you guys later, and I hope you have a great group date this week too."
Rita, watching through secret camera footage: "Hmmm... Allan seems all right. Good choice, Soundbord."
Soundbord: "I tried, lol. Also, it looks to me like Marty isn't really trying that hard. Perhaps you..."
Rita: "Will just stay in a purely professional relationship with him! Don't even start!"
Soundbord: "Ah well, it's between the two of you after all. I know you don't need help, but if you like we could talk about it any time!"
Rita: "Whatever, thanks for the offer but I have a job to do."

Willow: *Exits mansion wearing black ripped jeans and a leather jacket with a hot pink tank top* "Allan, are you ready?"
Allan: "Am I ever, you look even more ready in those sweet duds though!"
Willow: "Oh thanks, Trishna is the fashion consultant though so she gets the credit."
Allan: "She made a great choice then! So what's the plan for today?"
Willow: "Well, you already know it's extreme... we're going to a motocross track!"
Allan: Wow, that's one of my all time favorite things! I'm surprised you wanted to do something this crazy though."
Willow: "There's a lot people don't know about me. I'm scared of people judging me, but I'm not really afraid of heights, darkness, snakes, dangerous activities, or most other common fears."
Allan: "That's amazing, I'm so happy to hear you're so fearless. Even I must admit I'm slightly afraid of poisonous animals, but not super badly, I've held tarantulas and non-poisonous snakes at the petting zoo."
Willow: "That's good, especially since I have a pet tarantula, she's my best friend."
Allan: "That's really sweet!"

THEN THEY DO MOTOCROSS AND IT'S SUPER FUN AND THEY GET COVERED IN MUD AND HAVE TO SHOWER (SEPARATELY) BEFORE DINNER.
Willow: "For dinner we're going to a steak house!"
Allan: "Motocross and steak, eh? Not what I expected for a date with such a calm, sweet young lady. But I was really impressed with how great you are on a dirt bike!"
Willow: "Haha, thanks. I'm really exhausted though, I'm glad I have a relaxing day at the mansion tomorrow before the group date."
Allan: "Well, I hope I'll be able to talk more with you tomorrow then!"
Willow: "Absolutely, uh, I'd like to chat with you as well. Also uh, today's date was really fun. So Allan, will you accept this chocolate rose that Rita just happened to bring with her? Drat, weird script again."
Allan: "Certainly, and I had a lot of fun too, mostly because of you."

Shannon: "How ideal! I was hoping for a little more drama this season, maybe on the group date, which we will show after the break!"

*Cut to commercial for Akari's motocross track, as featured in Flipline Bachelorette*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on July 28, 2019, 09:07:14 AM
THEN THEY DO MOTOCROSS AND IT'S SUPER FUN AND THEY GET COVERED IN MUD AND HAVE TO SHOWER (SEPARATELY) BEFORE DINNER.
Did you seriously have to put that text in brackets!? XD


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 28, 2019, 09:47:50 AM
Your stories always crack me up XD


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on July 29, 2019, 03:10:41 AM
new boy arriving to Flipline Bachelorette will steal your girl.
(http://www.flipline.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10888.0;attach=33982;image)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 29, 2019, 03:12:29 AM
new boy arriving to Flipline Bachelorette will steal your girl.
(http://www.flipline.com/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=10888.0;attach=33982;image)

This is iconic


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on July 29, 2019, 03:26:21 PM
lol yeah, Len would totally be that guy too XD Don't think that would work on Willow, but I definitely see a future with Bad Boy Bachelor Len.

EPISODE 2, PART 2

Shannon: "Welcome back to Flipline Bachelorette, it's time for Willow's GROUP DATE!"
Willow: "I'm not sure if I'm ready for this, dating eight guys at once is a bit much..."
Shannon: "You're funny, Willow! Don't worry, we have a great day planned for you guys."

Allan: "This card says, 'Xolo, Cameo, Roy, Deano, Marty, Brody, Carlo and Steven! Are you ready to LINE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND MAKE OUT WITH WILLOW ONE BY ONE?'"
James: "What the deep-fried fudgesicles?"
Roy: "That's SUPER messed up!"
Carlo: "Eh, it might not be so bad, as long as I got to kiss her the longest."
Xolo: "Nice try Allan, I know that's not what it really says."
Allan: "Xolo is correct, even Soundbord isn't that mean. It just says 'Are you ready to get hot and wet together?'"
Marty: "Lemme see that! Oh yeah, it does say hot and wet. Probably some kinda spa day though."
Deano: "That's much more reasonable, the Willow I'm acquainted with would definitely not agree to something so indecent as line-up makeout sessions."
Brody: "I respectfully agree."
Allan: "The looks on you guys' faces was absolutely priceless though."

Shannon: "All right Willow, time to get your guys for the relaxing spa date!"
Willow: *Enters living room wearing a black bikini top with mini shorts* "Hey guys, I'm ready. Are you?"
Carlo: "I'm more than ready, my lovely lady! You look fantastic."
Willow: "Thanks uh, you too."
Roy: "He's right, although kinda overdoing it. You look great in anything."
Cameo: "Will there be a hot tub? I enjoy nice, relaxing jacuzzi massages."
Willow: "Yeah, everyone gets a mani-pedi, a massage, and then we will relax in a jacuzzi."

SO THEY GO TO THE SPA PLACE WOOHOO.
Willow: "Wow, my nails look amazing. Xolo, I see you also got nail polish."
Xolo: "Hey, it's free! Plus, they let me get different colors on each finger!"
Willow: "Well, it looks fantastic and fun!"
Brody: "I'd rather have regular plain nails, but yours look lovely with that fuschia polish."
Carlo: "Indeed, they are more beautiful than the prettiest flowers I've ever seen."
Roy: "They're still not as beautiful as your face though, and you look so refreshed!"
Willow: "Haha yeah, I actually got one of those green tea and cucumber masks."
Marty: "Maybe I should get one of those too, I'd look great for the cameras!"

Willow: "Now it's time for massages!"
EVERY GUY GETS A MASSAGE FROM SOME OLDER MASSEUSE SO NOBODY GETS TOTES JELLY
Deano: "I know a little about massage myself, since I always need them after a hard week of work, may I give you a massage, Willow?"
Willow: "Oh, really? That would be amazing!"
Carlo: "I too would like to massage Willow."
Roy: "And me!"
Steven: "I can give you an exotic foreign massage I learned about on vacation!"
Cameo: "Calm down guys, you can't all massage her at the same time."
Willow: "Thanks Cameo, and yeah. You guys can take turns."
Brody: "Somehow, this is turning out to be nearly as bad as Allan's joke..."
Xolo: "I gotta admit, I'm having way more fun than I expected. Of course, I do comedy for a living."

Willow: "Okay, I feel very much relaxed and well massaged, so I guess it's jacuzzi time!"
Cameo: "All right, finally!"
Brody: "Wow, this water is practically scalding."
Carlo: "You get used to it after a while~" *sits next to Willow."
Roy: "I like the heat." *sits on Willow's other side*
Marty: "You guys are acting like complete fools, LOL."
Deano: "I too feel like a fool, a lovesick fool, Willow is a kind, beautiful angel."
Carlo: "I feel even more foolish then, for I am completely and utterly enraptured by you, Willow."
Steven: "You guys act like love is a contest! Love should be natural."
Xolo: "News flash dude, this whole show pretty much IS a love contest."
Cameo: "So true, it's not like real life at all."
Willow: "Guys, no need to argue, it's supposed to be a relaxing spa day, not my engagement!"
Marty: "I wasn't even thinking about that to be honest."
Roy: "When it comes to engagement, Willow... all I have to say is it's probably best if you choose someone you can feel relaxed around."
Willow: "Uh, thanks, that doesn't really make me feel relaxed though, haha."

THEY RETURN TO THE MANSION YAY!
Shannon: "So Willow, how was your group date?"
Willow: "It was definitely interesting and a little exciting, not quite as relaxing as I hoped though."
Shannon: "Oh well, that's why you get some alone time tonight and a day off before your individual date with... James!"
Willow: "Yeah I think I prefer the one on one dates for sure."
Shannon: "Well, we'll make sure you get plenty of those then. When we come back, it will be time for Willow's next date!"

*cut to commercial for Solary Spas*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on July 29, 2019, 11:51:46 PM
Spa day is best day


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 08, 2019, 03:35:30 PM
nah, the best days were definitely during my vacation at Christian camp~ and I'm back, so I guess I'll write the next chapter lol.

EPISODE 2 PART 3

Shannon: "Ah, what refreshing drama. So Willow, are you ready for your date with your ol' friend James?"
Willow: "I don't know, but I guess I can't back out now."
Shannon: "That's the spirit! Here he comes, lookin' sexy in silver and navy."
Willow: "He looks better in dark blue than I do, haha."
James: "Oh. Thank you..."
Willow: Oh no, he heard that! *blushes*
James: "Well, I'm ready for whatever our plans are today. They really made it vague this time, all the card said was 'What's cookin', good lookin'?'"
Willow: "Oh. Well, I didn't write that, but it is definitely cooking related and I'm not supposed to tell you more until we get there."
James: "Okay then..."

THEY ARE DRIVEN TO A FANCY RESTAURANT CALLED THE BORDEAUX BISTRO (totally owned by Soundbord btw)
James: "What a romantic place to have dinner! The crew really outdid themselves."
Willow: "Yeah, well we're doing more than just dining. The chefs will be helping us prepare our own food!"
James: "Oh my gosh, this is a dream come true! I've always wanted to make so much more than just cupcakes."
Willow: "I know, you've only told me a few dozen times since we started working at the Cupcakeria."

Head Chef Ying*: "Good afternoon friends, I'm Ying I shall be showing you the ropes around the kitchen, although I've been told both of you already have some cooking experience."
Willow: "This is far more expansive than any kitchen I've ever been in before."
Ying: "Understandable, this is a four star restaurant after all."
James: "So, what will we be cooking today?"
Willow: "Uh, whatever you like, they do have bacon-wrapped sirloin steak here and I know you love steak and bacon..."
James: "I didn't realize it was possible for this to get any better, but this really blows my mind! Thank you so much Willow, this is literally THE PERFECT DATE!!"
Willow: "Don't thank me, thank the producers."

SO THEY MAKE BACON WRAPPED SIRLOIN STEAK WITH GOURMET CHEESY MASHED POTATOES AND PERFECTLY COOKED GREEN BEANS WITH PEPPER THAT ARE NEITHER TOO MUSHY OR TOO UNDERCOOKED AND DARK CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKES WITH BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT AND THEY DRINK JUST A LITTLE RED WINE AND IT'S TOTALLY JAMES'S FAVORITE MEAL EVER BECAUSE I SAID SO.

James: "That was perfect, now what will we do next?"
Willow: "Well, the plan is to take a nice stroll through the park, sorry it's nothing exciting."
James: "That's great though, it's better to do something relaxing after a big meal."

SO THEY WALK IN THE PARK AND HOLD HANDS AND CHAT A LITTLE BIT AND ENJOY THE SUNSET! SO ROMANTIC
Willow: "That was so nice, better than a crazy group date for sure."
James: "Oh, really? Well, I'm glad you think so."
Willow: "So, would you, James, accept this chocolate rose?"
James: "Totally, I am so honored and relieved."
Willow: "Relieved?"
James: "I don't really feel as exciting as uh, some of the other guys, I didn't want to be too boring."
Willow: "Boring?" *literally laughs out loud* "No, you were calm and kind, definitely not boring."
James: "As I said, what a relief. And um, it's really nice to hear you laugh."

THEY TOTALLY HUG FOR A FEW SECONDS OOH.

Shannon: "Wow, how boring! Just kidding, that was totally sweet, though I definitely prefer group dates, I'm totally different from our bachelorette~"
Rita: "Remember, this is not the Shannon Show or Nowtime News!"
Shannon: "True, my apologies. We will be back for the cocktail party and chocolate rose ceremony after the break!"

*cut to commercial for Bordeaux Bistro restaurant*

*MY CAT NURSE CHARACTER KATYA'S HUSBAND


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on August 08, 2019, 04:16:43 PM
Yay its back


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on August 08, 2019, 11:27:15 PM
SO THEY MAKE BACON WRAPPED SIRLOIN STEAK WITH GOURMET CHEESY MASHED POTATOES AND PERFECTLY COOKED GREEN BEANS WITH PEPPER THAT ARE NEITHER TOO MUSHY OR TOO UNDERCOOKED AND DARK CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKES WITH BUTTER PECAN ICE CREAM FOR DESSERT AND THEY DRINK JUST A LITTLE RED WINE AND IT'S TOTALLY JAMES'S FAVORITE MEAL EVER BECAUSE I SAID SO.
Gordon Ramsay approves of this meal


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on August 08, 2019, 11:38:56 PM
Gordon Ramsay approves of this meal
I died XD


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 11, 2019, 12:51:35 PM
Gordon Ramsay approves of this meal
I don't know, he'd probably have something to say about James's slightly burnt steak and Willow's medium rare one being half RAW!!

EPISODE 2, PART 4! YEAH ELIMINATIONS!!!

Shannon: "Apparently Soundbord has a cruel sense of humor, it appears she has attached custom notes to the luggage of the contestants going home that say... well, I can't tell you yet or that will spoil the episode! Anyway, time to show some juicy secret footage of some of Willow's more private conversations!"

*switch to footage of Willow's bedroom door; Carlo appears and knocks.*
Willow: *opens door a crack* "Hello? Oh, Carlo. How are you?"
Carlo: "I'm fantastic, but I was about to ask the same to you!"
Willow: "I was just resting. Uh, what brings you here?"
Carlo: "I simply wanted to speak to you more, I have become simply intoxicated by you, Willow."
Willow: "Hehe... uh, sure you can talk to me."
Carlo: *enters room, sits on floor near bed*
Willow: "Oh, you don't have to sit down there and be uncomfortable, I guess you can sit up here..."
Carlo: "I would hate to impose on your personal space, but if you are okay with that..." *sits on bed almost touching Willow* "So, how has your week been?"
Willow "Pretty good, a little more exciting than my usual life."
Carlo: "Same for me, and I travel a lot and play music. You mentioned that you sometimes write poetry, is there any you would share, perhaps? I'd love to see the amazing things you can do."
Willow: "I don't know, it's mostly rough drafts and works in progress."
Carlo: "Ah, I understand. I actually have a notebook with several songs our family has been working on, perhaps you might like to see them?"
Willow: "Really? Um, if you want, sure."
Carlo: "Here, you can read this yourself."
Willow: "Hmm... 'there's nothing I wouldn't do/just to be with you...' that sounds really romantic."
Carlo: "That's just part of a potential refrain for a new song though."
Willow: "I'm sure it will be a fantastic song. Um, I guess maybe you can see something I wrote."
Carlo: "Really? Wow, I'm so honored to be the first person to see your special poetry."
Willow: "Yeah haha, only Jackie and Jackie II have heard it, and they're spiders so they can't tell me what they think."
Carlo: *looks at Willow's journal* "Hmm, this is really good handwriting. 'The sky's tears bathe the world in blue, washing away the sun's hot anger.' Now THIS would make an amazing song!"
Willow: "Maybe, but it's not like my poetry really has any rhythm or rhymes."
Carlo: "That's not always necessary for a good song though, also songwriters often reword things to make them fit."
Willow: "Eh, yeah, but I'm still too embarrassed to let everyone see my writing."
Carlo: "Yeah, I understand. Anyway it has been a pleasure to be with you." *Hugs Willow for a rather long time*
Willow: *blushes* "Yeah, same for me."

WILLOW TOTALLY LOOKS INTO CARLO'S EYES AND HE TOTALLY KISSES HER GENTLY AND IT IS SUPER INTENSE

Carlo: "Sadly I must leave for now, but I shall count the minutes until I can see you again, my love."
Willow: "Love? Oh... uh, yeah, and I can't wait to see you again either." Dang it Willow, you totally messed that up! But that kiss... wow... I can't possibly forget that. *Willow starts writing furiously in her journal.*

Carlo: * makes his way to living room, crossing paths with Deano * "Oh hello there."
Deano: "Are you lost? Because I'm pretty sure the bathroom is right here."
Carlo: "Oh yeah, you're right. My bad!"
Deano: "Good night to you." *goes into bathroom* I don't trust that guy one bit, I bet he was trying to seduce Willow... *sighs* "What's a guy supposed to do with that kind of competition?"

LATER
Deano: "Hey Roy, James, I've got something important to tell you guys."
Roy: "What, is something wrong?"
James: "Is Willow okay?"
Deano: "I think everything's alright for now, but I saw Carlo coming from the direction of Willow's room a while ago."
Roy: "What the actual fudge?"
Deano: "He didn't return there, I've been watching him, but still."
James: "That's not allowed, is it?"
Roy: "Even if it is, that's not okay! He might pressure Willow into doing stuff..."
James: "Yeah and she's not the kind of person who likes to say no to people."
Deano: "That could be bad, so I was thinking maybe we could form some kind of guard to make sure Willow is never um, alone with someone that she's not comfortable with."
Roy: "It would have to be two of us at a time, maybe we could also ask a female assistant to help."
James: "A girl with self defense skills would be ideal."
Rita: "Hey guys, I totally have a friend who knows someone who totally fits that job description!"
Deano: "Thanks Rita, that would be vastly appreciated!"
Rita: "No problem, I did a favor for her once and she said she owes me. I'll call her tonight!"

Shannon: "Oooh, juicy! And now it's time for the chocolate rose ceremony because literally nothing exciting happened at the cocktail party!"

Willow: "Hey guys, unfortunately only eight of you can stay, and as you know, Allan and James already have roses. The first chocolate rose is for... Xolo. You continue to be a really good guy and more than just a clown. Xolo, will you accept this chocolate rose that is also no joke?"
Xolo: "Absolutely, thank you very much."
Willow: "The second rose is for a quiet but intelligent young man. Brody, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Brody: "Certainly, milady."
Willow: "The next rose is for a strong fellow who has been unexpectedly easy to talk to. Deano, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Deano: "Definitely, and I am deeply honored you esteem me so highly, you are also easy to speak to and have a very strong character."
Willow: "Next is a rose for a good friend who like James has been a rock in my budding career. Roy, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Roy: "Of course! Thanks so much!"
Willow: "Haha, I've never seen you look that excited since the time your uncle told you that the Pizzeria job came with unlimited free pizza."
Roy: "You still remember that?"
Willow: "Yeah, you told literally everyone who you delivered pizza to. Anyway, the next rose is for a super cool guy who I might not know very well, but definitely makes parties more interesting. Marty, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Marty: "Yeah, all right!"
Shannon: "One final rose, three guys. Cameo, Carlo, and Steven."
Roy: "I don't think there's any doubt who's getting that last rose."
James: "Yeah..."
Deano: "Maybe someone should warn her before it's too late."
Roy: "Hopefully this person Rita knows will be able to help Willow."
Willow: "The final rose goes to my knight in shining armor, Carlo! Carlo, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Carlo: "Absolutely, my darling damsel!"

EVERYONE ELSE ROLLS THEIR EYES, THEN WILLOW SAYS GOODBYE TO CAMEO AND STEVEN

Shannon: "Well, once again I was not disappointed by this week's episode of Flipline Bachelorette! Tune in next time for even more romance and drama!"
Rita: "And even more extras~"


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on August 11, 2019, 12:54:30 PM
why carlo D;


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on August 11, 2019, 01:20:30 PM
Bowtie fetish?


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Ingredient on August 12, 2019, 12:19:28 AM
No my favorite customer got out!  :'( :'( :'(


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 12, 2019, 12:50:39 PM
No my favorite customer got out!  :'( :'( :'(
don't worry, Cameo will find love. just not with Willow ;p I shipped him with Janana, but some people ship him with Cherissa and even that makes more sense than Cameo dating Willow to me
why carlo D;
Carlo really just seems like a ladies' man lmao

EPISODE 3 BEGINS!

Shannon: "We are back with a special guest who we have hired just to create more drama... I mean, to protect Willow from guys with questionable intentions!"
(https://i.imgur.com/hP6jm7A.png?1) Mystery girl with spiky black hair and tan skin: "Yo, what's good, I'm here to stir up some doodoo, I mean I'm reporting for duty!"
Shannon: "I heard you're a friend of Rita."
Mystery girl: "Not really, I'm more of a casual acquaintance. My sister's boyfriend's sister used to work at the Wingeria, so she's friends with Chuck and Mandi, and has served Rita before but that was basically it."
Shannon: "I see, well it's great to see you, mystery girl. What's your name?"
Mystery girl: "I'm Taiko. Willow, are you all right with me just chillin' around the place, making sure you're all right?"
Willow: "Not at all."
Taiko: "Sweet! Now I guess it's time for you to go on your dates and stuff."
Shannon: "Hey, I'm supposed to be the announcer, not you."
Taiko: "Yeah, but Soundbord specifically hired me after Rita's recommendation, and Rita has totally been stealing lines, so I can totally talk whenever I want."
Shannon: "Um, I'm not sure about that. Anyway, time to watch the guys reveal the first individual date! Ooh, suspense.

Taiko: "Hey guys, I have the card with the date on it!"
Carlo: "Is that so? And who might you be, mystery maiden?"
Taiko: "I'm Taiko, and I'm here to protect Willow from you."
Roy: "Oooh, burn!"
Taiko: "So this card says, Marty! Are you ready to rumble?"
Marty: "Rumble? Oh, is there gonna be wrestling, cuz I love wrestling."
Taiko: "Not sure, Soundbord left it super vague so expect the unexpected."
James: "Well, I hope you have a great time."
Roy: "You're totally not supposed to say that to another guy."
James: "Excuse me, I'm just trying to be nice."
Roy: "No, you're totally using passive aggression to psych the competition out."
James: "I'm pleased that you consider me competition."
Taiko: "Wow, I see the drama is already in full swing!"
Xolo: *eats popcorn* "You have no idea."

MARTY GETS DRESSED IN REGULAR CLOTHES AND MEETS WILLOW.
Marty: "Hello Willow, how are you?"
Willow: "I'm fine, are you ready to go?"
Marty: "I guess so, but I still have no idea where we're going."
Willow: "We're going to a bomb range to BLOW STUFF UP from a safe distance behind a bomb shield!"
Marty: "Wait... quiet, sweet Willow likes EXPLOSIONS?
Willow: "Um, yeah, who doesn't?"

SO THEY GO AND BLOW UP A BUNCH OF STUFF INCLUDING A PLASTER BUST OF PAPA LOUIE, AN OLD WRECKED CAR, A PLYWOOD IMITATION OF PAPA'S BURGERIA (MARTY'S PERSONAL FAVE), AND FINALLY A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS. AS AN ADDED BONUS, THEY CRUSH GIANT BATTERIES AND WATCH THEM BURN.

Marty: "I didn't expect to have this much fun on a televised date."
Willow: "Well, I'm glad you agree, I had fun too."
Marty: "So, where do we go next?"
Willow: "We're going to a sports bar and grill for dinner, and they will have several different sports including baseball, basketball and wrestling on TV."
Marty: "Oh nice, wrestling is totally my favorite thing to watch, I'm so glad that's actually part of the date."
Willow: "Haha, well that's great for you..."

THEY GO TO THE SPORTS BAR AND GRILL AND EAT MOZZERELLA STICKS, BURGERS AND SALADS AND DRINK LEMONADE BECAUSE I SAID SO. MARTY IS ABSORBED IN THE WRESTLING MATCH THOUGH AND DOESN'T REALLY TALK MUCH TO WILLOW.

Marty: "Well, thanks for all that, it was really fun."
Willow: "I had more fun at the bomb range, the restaurant was okay."
Marty: "Was the food all right?"
Willow: "Yeah..."
Marty: "Oh, sorry if I was kind of a boring date, I just..."
Willow: "Maybe like wrestling better than talking? I kinda get it."
Marty: *shrugs* "Thanks I guess..."
Willow: "I just don't know if I can give you a chocolate rose."
Marty: "Oh. Dang, I'm kinda disappointed and I'm sorry, but I guess I kinda had that coming."

THEY GET BACK TO WILLOW'S MANSION

Shannon: "So how was the date?"
Willow: "All right, the explosions were very satisfying, but the restaurant was kinda boring."
Shannon: "Ah, I see. And Marty doesn't have a rose. Well, you can't win 'em all. Anyway, stay tuned for more Flipline Bachelorette after the break!"

*switch to commercial for Boomer's Bomb Range*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on August 13, 2019, 02:21:49 AM
Yes, blowings things up is a very normal thing to do.


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 15, 2019, 01:14:39 PM
hey, I love Mythbusters, I had to get a reference in there lmao.

EPISODE 3, PART 2

Shannon: "Welcome back to Flipline Bachelorette! Today, Willow will be going on a group date~"
Willow: "Yeah, I sent the card with the new girl Taiko again."
Taiko: "Hey boys, lookin' hot! So, this card says, 'James, Allan, Xolo, Roy, Brody and Carlo. Prepare to be scared!' Oooh, I wish I was going on this group date."
Marty: "Me too, I loved explosions but I also really like scary stuff."
Taiko: "You could always watch horror movies here at the mansion though."
Marty: "True, that actually sounds like a great idea!"
Deano: "Hmm, I'm not going, so I guess that means I get the individual date..."
Roy: "Dang! Well, I like scary stuff a lot, so I guess I can't wait!"
James: "Meh, not me, I hope this is just one of those vague descriptions and it turns out to be thrilling amusement park rides or something like that."
Xolo: "Well, no matter what, this will definitely be entertaining."
Allan: "Agreed, and probably exciting."
Brody: "Meh, I'm not sure, I'm not a big fan of crazy stuff, I do like a good horror movie though."
Carlo: "I don't care, anything that makes Willow happy makes me happy~"
Roy: "Wooow this guy is too much."
Carlo: "Thanks~~"

THE GUYS MEET WILLOW, AND THEY'RE ALL DRESSED IN BLACK BECAUSE WILLOW AND SOUNDBORD SAID SO.
Willow: "Hey guys, lookin' slick! Uh, that was the script by the way."
Carlo: "No matter, thank you anyway~"
James: "Er, what exactly is scary about this date?"
Willow: "Well, first we'll be going to see the latest Steven Queen inspired movie [totally not Stephen King knockoff] and then we'll be visiting Flipline's most famous haunted house! Even the movie snacks will be horror themed. Hope you're ready!"
Roy: "I'm more than ready!"
Carlo: "This sounds fantastic, may I sit next to you in the theater, Willow?"
Willow: "Sure!"
Roy: "I'll sit on the other side please!"
James: "Dang."
Xolo: "You guys are too much, I'll make sure to buy extra popcorn because the real show won't be on screen."
Allan: *sighs* "True that..."

THEY GO TO THE MOVIE AND IT'S ABOUT A CREEPY MIME THAT LURES FOOLISH CHILDREN TO HIS CREEPY MANSION AND PLAYS CREEPY GAMES AND ULTIMATELY MURDERS AND STUFFS THEM! YAY HORROR MOVIES. MEANWHILE CARLO TOTALLY PUTS HIS ARM AROUND WILLOW AND ROY GETS JEALOUS AND PRETENDS TO BE SCARED SO HE CAN HUG HER.

Willow: "Pretty great movie, what did you guys think?"
Roy: "Really creepy, but you know what, it was so much better because you were there."
James: "Interesting, not really my thing, but well made."
Allan: "Cool 'n' creepy, coulda used a bit more action."
Xolo: "All the action was happening around Willow, but the movie was nice."
Carlo: "A true tragedy, if only there had been someone to rescue those children and rid the world of the monstrous mime."
Brody: "I have to say, it was better than I expected. I might make a comic inspired by this story, but with more intelligent protagonists."
Willow: "Great, I'm glad you all got so into it even if you didn't love it! Now it's time for the haunted mansion!"
Xolo: "I wonder who will scream the loudest."
Roy: "Seriously Xolo?"
Xolo: "What, you're supposed to scream in a haunted house. I myself hope to be sufficiently scared to scream."
Willow: "Haha Xolo, you're funny."
Allan: "You think that's funny? Man, when I was a child, I went to a haunted house and screamed so loud they thought I was hired by the haunted house!"
Roy: "Oh yeah? When I went to a haunted house, I passed out cold and they thought I was a fake corpse!"
Carlo: "I went to a haunted house once with my older sister Bruna, but she was more frightened than I, and I had to carry her out of the place. But when it was all over, she told everyone I was scared. I just went along with it though, she's my sister after all."
Roy: "Now you're just bragging."
James: "Roy, don't worry about Carlo. And I've actually never been in a haunted house before, so this is new to me."
Brody: "Ah, so you don't know what to expect. Expect it to be way weirder than your weirdest dreams then, because I've been to this haunted house before... no spoilers though, plus they change it every year."
Willow: "I'm glad you guys are so excited, because we're here~"

THEY GO IN THE HAUNTED HOUSE YAY
Carlo: "Wow, this first room looks like an elegant ballroom... with blood all over the place."
Xolo: "Ooh, the animatronic dolls are in the second room."
Brody: "Xolo, you're not supposed to spoil it like that."
Xolo: "Sorry dude, you're right, carry on."
Roy: "AAAAH! SPIDERS! Uh, no offense to the nice ones like Jackie II though..."
Willow: "None taken."
Brody: "Yikes, the ridiculously colored stripes and flashing lights in this room are making me dizzy... did I just see something move?"
James: "Yeah, I think there's people in here with costumes that match the walls!"*
Carlo: "Oh wow, this next room is completely dark... except for those flashing ghostly shapes and those creepy noises!"
Willow: "Oh, this room is my favorite, the floating people in Victorian style costumes!"
James: "Hmm, I like this one too, not so creepy, reminds me of the end of Beetlejuice."
Willow: "Oh, you've seen Beetlejuice? That's one of my all-time favorite movies!"

THEY GET THROUGH THE WHOLE HAUNTED HOUSE WITH ONLY ONE OR TWO MORE SCREAMS, YAY!

*I TOTALLY VOLUNTEERED AT A HAUNTED HOUSE ONCE AND DID THIS, BUT IT WAS WHITE POLKA DOTS ON BLACK. IT WAS FANTASTIC AND EVERYONE WAS MORE SCARED OF ME THAN THE CREEPY DOLLS AND FAKE BLOOD

Willow: *back at her mansion* "That was great guys, I liked it more than the last group date."
Carlo: "Really? Even with the spa? Well, I suppose you'd have more fun doing things you're interested in."
Brody: "That was better than expected, I had a nice time."
Willow: "I'm glad to hear it!"
Shannon: "As am I. Willow, I hate to interrupt you guys' conversation, but we have some shocking news."
Willow: "Shocking? Sounds like every day at Nowtime News actually."
Shannon: "Yeah I totally had that coming, but um, you're not gonna like this at all."
Willow: "What? What's the problem?"
Shannon: "Rita caught some er, questionable interactions on one of the hidden cameras..."
Rita: "What shocking turn of events will Willow discover on my secret footage? STAY TUNED to find out!"
*cut to commercial for Flipline's most famous haunted house*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: JEBZ Komics on August 15, 2019, 01:20:12 PM
Brother E: Funny! ;D


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on August 15, 2019, 02:10:45 PM
Lmaoo these are so good


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on August 15, 2019, 02:16:00 PM
I love this :D


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: mina6462 on August 16, 2019, 01:40:08 AM
Love it!!!


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 19, 2019, 12:29:56 PM
Thanks, I try lol.

EPISODE 3, PART 3

Shannon: "Welcome back to the third week of Flipline Bachelorette! While Willow was away on her horror themed group date, something unexpected happened back at the mansion, and Rita will now reveal the shocking secret footage!"
Rita: "There's no doubt you're a 100% bona fide news reporter, Shannon."
Shannon: "Too true, now roll the clip!"

*The video displays a guest room with a television; a horror movie is playing. Two people sit on a small sofa; those people are easily identifiable as Taiko and Marty.*
Marty: "So, I heard Rita did a favor for you, what might that be?"
Taiko: "Well, I was trying to find a job, and I asked for a letter of recommendation, and she wrote a fantastic one. That girl would make a great screenwriter!"
Marty: "Yeah, I'm sure she would. The stories she tells at work are always entertaining."
Taiko: "Anyway, when she called me asking if I could help her out on this show, I gladly agreed!"
Marty: "Well, I'm glad you did."

THEY WATCH THE MOVIE AND MARTY TOTALLY PUTS HIS ARM AROUND HER.
Taiko:"Whoa, you're on a bachelorette show, you're supposed to be dating Willow!"
Marty: "So? She clearly likes some of the other guys better, and you're more my type."
Taiko: "Marty, I'm here to work, not to flirt."
Marty: "But I am here to find love, so what if it's with someone else who I happen to find more interesting and attractive?"
Taiko: "Dude, I don't even know you."
Marty: "Would you like to?"
Taiko: "Uh, NO!" *slaps Marty and storms out of the room."
*end clip*

Rita: "And to think I used to have a crush on that guy. I'm starting to think I dodged a bullet there. Willow, how are you feeling?"
Willow: "Well, I'm not really surprised because he never seemed interested in me, but I am very disappointed. Why would he sign up to date me if he just wanted to meet some other more interesting girl?"
Rita: "By the way, he's wrong. You and Taiko are different, but that doesn't mean either of you is less interesting or attractive than the other."
Willow: "Maybe, I guess you have a point."
Taiko: "Hey Willow, I'm so sorry you had to see that. I'm definitely not interested in Marty, anyone who pretends he wants to date one girl but goes and tells some other girl she's better is a complete jerk."
Rita: "Eh, he's not always that stupid, he has his good days too. But that was definitely not one of his finer moments."
Willow: "Yeah, he's a nice person most of the time. But I was probably not giving him a chocolate rose anyway, this just makes that decision easier. He's going home tonight."

Shannon: "Well, that was certainly unexpected! Marty, do you have anything to say to Willow?"
Marty: "Willow, I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to put you down. I shouldn't have hit on Taiko, that was stupid of me. I deserve to leave the show, but I hope you find real love here."
Willow: "I forgive you, and I still like your band, but I never had strong feelings for you either. Bye Marty, I hope you find true love someday as well."
Shannon: "After all that craziness, I hope you're still ready for your one on one date with Deano."
Willow: "Yeah, I'm glad I have a day to rest in between, but I'll be ready and waiting."
Shannon: "Ooh, sounds like you like him! Anyway, stay tuned for the rest of this episode of Flipline Bachelorette after another brief break!"

*cut to commercial for home security systems*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Wicky on August 19, 2019, 12:33:33 PM
damn marty a playa ahahaha

i love this sm


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on August 26, 2019, 02:54:03 PM
yeah there has to be a few questionable guys, otherwise it ain't real Bachelorette lol.

EPISODE 3, PART 4

Shannon: "We back again, now it's time for Willow's date with Deano, yay! Seriously Soundbord, this is definitely not something I would say."
Rita: "Shannon, now is not the time to go all meta and break the fourth wall."
Soundbord: "What fourth wall? I came through the ceiling!"
Taiko: "Oh hey Soundbord, thanks for hiring me. Man, if Marty wasn't such a diet Fizzo, I'd totally have dated him. This is totally my thang~"
Soundbord: "Glad you like it, finding people's dream jobs for them and uh, you know, matchmaking is definitely one of my dream jobs."
Shannon: "Well, this ain't mine, not if I can't even write my own script!"
Soundbord: "Keep telling yourself that, Shannon~ I know you love this almost as much as Dukey."
Shannon: "Hey, I'm the only one who's allowed to call him that, he's Sir Gotcha to you!"
Soundbord: "Ah, that's the spirit! You defend your man!"
Shannon: "Anyway, back to the show!"

Willow: "H-hey Deano. Wow, you look um, so dapper in that suit."
Deano: "Not as good as you though, thanks anyway. So, what's on the agenda? I heard I'm supposed to be 'prepared to travel the world,' not sure what that means since Soundbord said that long distance travel was not in the budget."
Willow: "Haha, I guess you'll just have to wait and see."

THEY GO TO A HIGH TECH COMPUTER LAB LOOKING PLACE WHERE THEY'RE GREETED BY A GUY WITH REALLY DARK SKIN AND GRAY EYES AND RECTANGULAR NERD GLASSES.

Nerd glasses guy: "Greetings Willow and Deano, we've been expecting you! I'm Teran and I own Explosiva Virtual Experience Lab, or EVEL."
Willow: "Like Evel Knievel?"
Teran: "Yep, my wife's not a fan of the name but I've been working on this since before I met her and I was the one who hired her."
Woman with crazy wavy brown hair, eye bags under ridiculously violet eyes, and serious lack of a tan: "Uh, yeah, but don't remember I'm the one who gave birth to four children already! Including twin boys who don't have an off switch! I swear, I would die without a babysitter."
Willow: "Oh wow, how old are they?"
woman: "The twins are almost two, and I have a three year old boy and a girl who's about to start kindergarten."
Teran: "Fine Anya, you win the hardest worker contest."
Anya: "Yep, anyway I'm on break so time to get my hot chocolate. Love you Teran, see you later."
Teran: "This is her fifth cocoa today, I swear she lives and breathes the stuff."
Deano: "Well, she definitely seems very energetic for a mother of so many children, you're so lucky."
Teran: "Heh, lucky indeed. I was an antisocial geek my entire life and I only met her because I was a teaching assistant at her college and she needed a ridiculous amount of help in her computer science classes. And I now realize she probably didn't actually need that much help, she just wanted someone to talk to while she studied and got hopped up on chocolate."
Willow: "She probably really loved you from the start, and you too if you sat through all that with her."
Deano: "Yeah, those are some real relationship goals."
Teran: "True, I'm still pretty sure half the time I wasn't actually listening to her so much as checking her out though, I was just as bad as the other guys but more shy. Anyway, it's time for your virtual world tour!"
Deano: "Oh, now it all makes sense."

SO WILLOW AND DEANO PUT ON VR HEADSETS AND VIRTUALLY EXPLORE SEVERAL EXOTIC LOCATIONS TOGETHER, IT'S SUPER ROMANTIC!
Deano: "Wow, that was amazing. Which place was your favorite?"
Willow: "I don't know, maybe the rain forest trail, the animals were amazing and the scenery was sensational! I'll probably write a poem about it."
Deano: "It really was beautiful, I liked the Sakura Bay flower garden a lot, the topiary and pools gave it such surreal and unexpected beauty. It reminded me of you actually."
Willow: *blushes* "Really? Well the seaside town reminded me of you, even though they just had ordinary virtual rowboats and not gondolas."

THEN THEY TOTALLY HOLD HANDS AND WALK TO A FANCY RESTAURANT NEARBY WHERE THEY EAT LOBSTER AND STUFF AND THE ATMOSPHERE IS REALLY ROMANTIC!
Willow: "I had an amazing time, so Deano, will you accept this chocolate rose?"
Deano: "Absolutely, and I too had a lovely time."
THEY TOTALLY HUG AND BRIEFLY KISS AND WILLOW IS SLIGHTLY STUNNED

Shannon: "Well that was nice, but now it's time to send another guy home, since Marty is already gone."
Willow: "This is going to be tough, all these guys are so nice..."

Willow: "Well, I guess I've made up my mind. The chocolate roses go to... James and Carlo-"
James: "Many thanks, my good friend."
Willow: "You're joking too? You're welcome Jimmies."
Carlo: "Always honored to receive any favor from my lovely lady ~" *kisses her cheek*
Willow: "I also offer chocolate roses to Xolo and Roy!"
Xolo: "I'm still in this? Well then!"
Roy: "Infinite thanks, Willow! May I also..."
Willow: "Also what? Uh, you can kiss my cheek..."
ROY TOTALLY AWKWARDLY KISSES WILLOW'S CHEEK AND SHANNON IS LIKE OOH I SHIP IT FROM THE BACK BUT SOUNDBORD IS LIKE MEH
Willow: "And the last rose goes to... Allan! Sorry Brody, I just had stronger feelings for other guys, but you're just as awesome and I wish you all the best!"
Allan: Thank you Willow, and we'll miss you Brody."
Brody: "That's all right, I understand. And you make an excellent friend."
Willow: "Yeah, I'll definitely be your friend always, I look forward to seeing more of you fantastic comics!"
THEY SAY GOODBYE AND BRODY LEAVES
Shannon: "That concludes our third episode, only half of our young men are left. Next week will be single elimination, make sure you don't miss episode four of Flipline Bachelorette!"


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on August 26, 2019, 09:32:36 PM
yay, my favourites are still in!


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on August 26, 2019, 09:35:20 PM
Oof Brody is gone :(


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: mina6462 on August 27, 2019, 08:34:26 AM
Great,love this one :)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on September 23, 2019, 04:19:19 PM
gotta stop being lazy and continue this. also Brody's a cool character but I just don't ship him with Willow lol.

EPISODE 4 BEGINS

Shannon: "Hey Flipline, what's cookin'? And the reason I ask that is because the group date will also be COOKING THEMED!"
Willow: "Didn't we already cover cooking? You know, my date with James..."
Shannon: "That was different, this time all the guys except the one you're going to date individually are going to compete for your heart by creating a special dish for you!"
Willow: "This sounds an awful lot like Master Chef."
Shannon: "Yeah, well Papa Louie offered to sponsor this show in exchange for this special challenge. Additionally, you will be going on your individual date after the group date because Soundbord said so."
Rita: "I think it's 'cause she's lazy and feels like covering something new and exciting for a change."
Soundbord: "Hey, I'm right here and I can fire you just as quickly as I got you this job in the first place!"
Rita: "I think you're bluffing, you won't fire me 'cause I add drama!"
Shannon: "What she said! I too am a sucker for drama and overdone terrible humor! What the heck Soundbord, why did you put that in my script?"
Soundbord: "AND HOW META AM I WILLING TO GET? That's for me to know and you to find out! I'm just an alternate reality avatar of the author after all!"
Shannon: "This has absolutely nothing to do with Willow and her journey to love! Let's get back to the show!"

Willow: "Hey guys, it's time for a group date already! James, Roy, Xolo, Deano and Allan! Can you take the heat? It's time for Flipline Bachelorette's first official cooking challenge! Each of you must create a unique dessert using licorice in some way! The winner will receive an immunity rose and be safe from elimination... wait, this sounds a bit like Survivor. Anyway, you will have four hours to select a dish and make it! When the challenge is over, I will taste each of them and select my favorite. Good luck everyone!"

Roy: "Some group date, we don't even get to spend time with Willow!"
Allan: "I can't believe that Willow has six ovens! But there's only five of us..."
Kenji: *walks into the kitchen* "Hey guys, miss me?"
James: "Wait a minute, what are you doing here?"
Roy: "Yeah, you got eliminated in episode one!"
Kenji: "Oh, well I got offered a second chance. If I win this challenge, I'll be back in the running! Oh, and there's still only going to be one elimination, so you've got nothing to worry about except losing to me!"
Deano: "I hope not... but good luck."
Allan: "Something doesn't seem right, I don't trust this guy."
Roy: "Maybe, but remember, this isn't just a cooking show, it's about Willow. She must have a reason for letting Kenji come back, even if I don't understand why."
Xolo: *whispers to everyone but Kenji* "You know what I think? He's just here for the drama. So, don't let him get to you, but definitely watch your backs."
James: "Hmm, you may well be right."
Allan: "Well if that's the case, it's probably 'cause he's a superjerk!"
Deano: "Um, that's not very nice, it's good to be respectful toward the other contestants. You never know who might hear you."
Roy: "Like who, Kenji the glutton?"
Allan: "Haha!"
Kenji: "Hey guys, whatcha laughing about?"
Roy: "Well dang!"
Allan: "Oh not much, just Marty's foolishness the other day."
Kenji: "Oh really? What did he do?"
Roy: "Only hit on another girl, one who was hired specifically to protect Willow from players like him!"
Kenji: "Dang. Well, I hope that doesn't happen again, it would be a shame to Willow if someone else broke her heart, or purposely made a bad dish just to mess with her!"
Xolo: "The only hope I have of winning is if everyone else's dishes are bad! Not gonna happen with real chefs like James and Roy here though."
James: "No pressure dude, even I make mistakes and I've been making cupcakes for years! I'm probably just gonna go with licorice cupcakes, not especially original and exciting but hopefully safe."
Roy: "Hmmm... well I prefer to think outside the box, literally- not telling anyone what I'm making, you'll just have to wait and see!"
Deano: "I'm from Portallini, I'll go with a twist on something more local. Probably a mini layer cake."
Allan: "I'm no chef but I'm going with something simple, an ice cream sundae! Partially inspired by the local Scooperia of course."
Kenji: "I'm not sure what I'll make yet, maybe that candy sushi like the stuff they sell at Mochi Mart."
Xolo: "I only know how to make one thing- cookies. I'm definitely not going to win but I hope Willow at least enjoys them. My sister Xandra loves them and she's super picky."
James: "Maybe we should get started, we've already used up ten minutes just talking!"
Kenji: "Good idea James."

EVERYONE STARTS MAKING THEIR DESSERTS. XOLO STARTS OFF QUICKLY, BUT BURNS HIS FIRST BATCH OF COOKIES. DEANO MAKES SLOW BUT STEADY PROGRESS. JAMES FINISHES HIS CUPCAKES WITHIN AN HOUR AND PUTS THEM IN THE GIANT FRIDGE. ROY STARTS BAKING SOMETHING AND MIXING SOMETHING ELSE. KENJI SPENDS TWO HOURS JUST DECIDING WHICH INGREDIENTS TO PUT IN HIS CANDY SUSHI. AFTER ANOTHER BURNT BATCH THAT SETS THE SMOKE ALARM OFF, XOLO FINALLY MAKES A BATCH OF JUST SLIGHTLY OVERBAKED COOKIES. DEANO AND ROY LEAVE THE ROOM UNTIL THE ALARM STOPS BECAUSE THEIR EARS ARE SENSITIVE. ROY TAKES WHAT LOOKS LIKE FLATBREAD OUT OF THE OVEN, SPREADS HIS MIXTURE ON TOP, AND ADDS LICORICE ALLSORTS ON TOP- HE HAS MADE A DESSERT PIZZA. KENJI FINALLY GETS ALL HIS INGREDIENTS TOGETHER AND MAKES HIS CANDY SUSHI. XOLO LEAVES THE KITCHEN WITH HIS PLATE OF COOKIES, SAMPLING ONE OR OR TWO AND NODDING IN APPROVAL. DEANO FINALLY FINISHES HIS CAKE, PUTTING IT IN THE FRIDGE ON A DIFFERENT SHELF FROM JAMES'S CUPCAKES. KENJI SPENDS ANOTHER HOUR PAINSTAKINGLY PERFECTING HIS CANDY SUSHI WHILE ROY COVERS HIS DESSERT PIZZA, PLACES IT IN THE FRIDGE ON THE SAME SHELF AS THE CUPCAKES, AND LEAVES THE KITCHEN. ALLAN WAITS UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO COMPLETE HIS DISH AS HE WANTS THE ICE CREAM TO COME STRAIGHT OUT OF THE CONTAINER, ARRIVING IN THE KITCHEN JUST AS KENJI IS LEAVING. ALLAN SEES KENJI'S CANDY SUSHI ON THE COUNTER.

Allan: "Oh my, he forgot to cover it up! Oh well, sucks to be the guy who has a stale dessert! Now where's that Tiger Tail ice cream Taiko bought... ah, there it is. Wow, this freezer is incredible! I wish I could afford something like this."
Taiko: "Talking to yourself?"
Allan: "AHH! I didn't realize you were there! Uh, sorry..."
Taiko: "That's okay, I do the same thing, Soundbord too."
Allan: "Um, okay? Thanks I guess. I just wish it wasn't so quiet in here, I like to fill the silence."
Taiko: "Well I'll talk to you if you like."
Allan: "Thanks!"

SO THEY BECOME FRIENDS AND BEFORE THEY KNOW IT, THE TIME IS UP AND THE OTHERS RETURN TO THE KITCHEN TO GET THEIR DISHES. THEY BRING THEIR DESSERTS TO WILLOW.

Shannon: "All right, it's taste testing time! Gentlemen, Willow, are you ready? Kenji, you're up first!" *Kenji brings his still uncovered candy sushi up.*
Willow: "Hmm, this looks interesting! black and red licorice wrapped in crispy rice and marshmallow wrapped in strawberry roll-up fruit strips. A little extra chewy, but delicious!"
Shannon: "Allan, you're next, since we wouldn't want your dessert to melt!"
Willow: "Oh nice, orange and licorice ice cream with whipped cream, licorice drizzle and orange zest. Not a lot of originality but I like how you coordinated the flavors."
Shannon: "Next up is Deano with a vanilla and licorice mini layer cake!"
Willow: "Hmm, this is delicious at the start, but what's this? Black pepper? A little weird, but unique. I like it! Still, I think you should have used something else to spice it up."
Deano: "That must have been a mistake, I thought I used poppyseeds... whoops."
Willow: "Yeah, that might have been really delicious. Great effort though!"
Shannon: "Now for James, bring up your cupcakes!"
Willow: "Oh, you made my favorite, black licorice frosted tiger striped cupcakes with vanilla drizzle and licorice bits on top!" (I'm way too lazy to find her real Cupcakeria Halloween order so bear with me LOL.) "Wow, these are... salty? Surprisingly fantastic! I think some people eat salted licorice."
James: "Salty? Uh... I definitely don't remember adding extra salt... glad you like it though."
Shannon: "Next up is Roy with a dessert pizza!"
Willow: "Is this sauce chocolate syrup and licorice drizzle? And nice touch using licorice allsorts for the toppings, it looks nice. Uh... what is this? Ew, this tastes like barbecue sauce!"
Roy: "Okay, I DEFINITELY didn't add that! Somebody's been sabotaging these dishes!"
Shannon: "Oh dear, looks like you guys should have kept an eye on your dishes or stayed till the end, like Xolo or Allan! Speaking of Xolo, it's time for Willow to taste his dish!"
Willow: "Cookies, eh? And they're nearly black!"
Xolo: "Yeah, I used chocolate, licorice extract, chocolate filled licorice pieces and a few secret ingredients. I'm no chef but I hope you like them."
Willow: *bites into one* "Wow... these are amazing! You HAVE to give me the recipe! Or like, give it to the Scooperia for one of their specials!"
Xolo: "Uh, thanks. I think I overbaked them though, and this was like, the third batch 'cause I burned the first two to a crisp..."
Willow: "Hey, your persistence paid off. Will you accept this chocolate rose that you have truly earned?"
Xolo: "Wow, absolutely!"

Taiko: "WAIT! Everyone, before we continue, somebody here is a cheater! I'm now 100% certain that several dishes were indeed tampered with, and until we catch the culprit, the show can't go on!"
Soundbord: "Relax, the show will go on, we just can't proceed to the NEXT PART of this group date until the saboteur is caught!"
Shannon: "Oh no! Will we find the guilty party, or will this group date be ruined? Find out AFTER A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!"

*Cut to a commercial for a cooking competition show hosted by Papa Louie and featuring Jojo as the main judge!"


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: JEBZ Komics on September 24, 2019, 08:06:55 AM
Brother E: I browsed it and it looks good! Need to read it fully! :)


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Archie!! on September 24, 2019, 09:30:08 PM
I've been reading this for a while but haven't been posting. Nice work!


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on September 25, 2019, 09:11:53 AM
It's back, yay!


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Dr. Phil Swift on October 28, 2019, 04:53:30 PM
Where has this been :(


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on October 29, 2019, 01:46:41 AM
she's been inactive


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Soundbord on October 29, 2019, 02:29:23 PM
yeah I'm lazy with fanfics and when I don't feel like writing them I get inactive lmao. but here's the next part because I'm kinda in a fanfic mood recently (I might do a Halloween thingy)

EPISODE 4, PART 2: THE MYSTERY OF THE SABOTAGED SWEETS

Shannon: "We're back and it's time for my second favorite hobby after gossiping reporting, DETECTIVE WORK! In order to find the guilty party, we must first make a list of suspects. That would be every bachelor, and perhaps some of our staff as well. Our list can be narrowed down to who was in the kitchen during the cooking challenge and had access to the treats before they were tasted."

Willow: "I was with Shannon the entire time, so as a neutral innocent party, I will list those people. Roy, Allan, Kenji, James, Xolo, Deano, Taiko and Rita went into the kitchen and had access to those desserts during that time period. I will now uh, question all the suspects... why do I have to do this? I care about all these people and I don't want to hurt anyone!"
Shannon: "Cuz Soundbord said so."
Willow: *sighs* "Fine, I suppose it won't be that bad. James, you're up first."
James: "Well, I was a bit put off by Kenji's return, but I mostly stuck to myself and baked my cupcakes. As you know, I left them in the fridge and left the kitchen, when someone must have added salt to them because the only time I ever added salt was that salted caramel and those salted pretzels at the Cupcakeria, I wouldn't just add it to Halloween themed cupcakes. Also, I know you're not a big fan of pretzels or caramel."
Willow: "Yeah, and you were out here the entire time after you came out of the kitchen. I think it's safe to say James is innocent. Next up is Roy."
Roy: "Oh my gosh! I would never sabotage my own pizza that badly and you know it! Especially not for you, Willow, I care about you way too much to prank you that way."
Willow: "Yeah, Roy's not a good liar either, I believe him. Allan, it's your turn."
Allan: "Sadly I don't have much of an alibi, and I was in the kitchen until the very end because I wanted to add ice cream to my dish. However, I took it right out of the kitchen and didn't touch anyone else's dessert. I think whoever was ruining the desserts didn't have time to mess mine up since I was in there until the last minute."
Willow: "Yeah, you're still in the suspect list, but I don't believe there's a very high chance it was you. Deano, it's your turn."
Deano: "I don't mix sweet with spicy, that peppery taste was someone else's work- I was sabotaged the same as the others. I did leave the room with Roy when the alarm went off from burnt food, so it's possible someone messed with my cake then. Also, as you know, I was out here chatting with your good friend James after I finished."
Willow: "That's true, there's practically no chance it was you, I'm sure you're innocent. All right Xolo, it's your turn."
Xolo: "I'm a paranoid guy, I've always been. Yeah, I was the one who burnt the first batch of cookies and accidentally set the alarm off and I'm sorry 'bout that, but I took my cookies with me to prevent someone else from messing with them and so I could try them to make sure they hadn't already been tampered with. I was in the kitchen when the alarm went off, but I couldn't have ruined Roy's pizza for sure because he didn't even finish it until I was out here."
Willow: "Yeah, you do have a pretty convincing alibi, plus a good reason for why your cookies weren't messed with like many of the other desserts. I believe you're innocent too. Okay, Kenji, you're in the hot seat."
Kenji: "Well, I forgot to get my dessert out, and when I went back I noticed someone had removed the plastic that was covering my candy sushi to dry it out! I was mad, but I did try one to make sure they were okay before serving them to you. I did see Allan and Taiko going toward the kitchen on my way out though."
Willow: "Hmm, well it's likely you're innocent, although I'll have to ask Taiko first. The only person who was in there after you and Taiko was Allan and Rita, but Rita's the lead cameraperson and she follows each of the bachelors in turn. All right Taiko, you're up."
Taiko: "Well, I entered the kitchen after Allan to make sure everything was all right. I ended up chatting a little with Allan in front of the camera before Allan took his dessert out and Rita followed with the camera. Then I cleaned up some of the mess in the kitchen and left to use the bathroom, arriving out here just in time to see you sampling Allan's sundae."
Willow: "Yes, it seems unlikely you would've had time to sabotage all the desserts unless you moved really quickly. We still have Rita of course, she has been all over the place."
Rita: "I've had my hands full with this camera the entire time! However I can tell you that at least two of these people are lying: Kenji never covered his candy sushi in the first place, and when Roy and Deano left the kitchen they weren't alone, I was following them."
Deano: "Oh yeah that's right, I'm sorry if I stop noticing you following us, I have become used to being filmed."
Roy: "I didn't even notice Rita, I was too busy covering my ears and trying to breathe in nice fresh non-smoky air."
Kenji: "I probably forgot to cover the candy and then forgot that I didn't cover it, I'm pretty forgetful all the time, unfortunately."

Willow: "Dang, all of you seem like you're probably innocent, I don't know who to suspect anymore."
Shannon: "Well, this is when we bring out our secret weapon... the classic SECRET FOOTAGE!"
Rita: "Yeah, alla y'all not gonna get away with nothin' with my second HIDDEN CAMERA! I already took Marty down that way, and I have a feeling he's not the only one to go DOWN!"
Willow: "Well, as long as you don't have one in the bathroom spying on people using the toilet..."
Rita: "Nope, no toilet cams. Anyway, ROLL THE FOOTAGE!"

THE HIDDEN CAMERA FOOTAGE SEEMS TO COME FROM THE CEILING ABOVE THE REFRIGERATOR AND SHOWS EVERYONE GOING IN AND OUT AND MOVING ABOUT THE KITCHEN. EVERYTHING SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL...
Rita: "Kenji, you were in the kitchen during the smoke alarm after Xolo left and before anybody else returned! And what's that? You're checking the oven, where DEANO's cake is baking... opening the fridge, where JAMES' cupcakes are resting... swapping ROY's bowl of chocolate sauce for barbecue sauce... now you're going back to your candy sushi, just in time for Roy and Deano to arrive! I can't believe Roy didn't even check to make sure that was still chocolate he was spreading on his pizza!"
Kenji: "Dang it! Well, you caught me, the only reason why Soundbord allowed me back on the show was to stir up doodoo! I'm leaving now, BYE!" *Kenji grabs his bags which just HAPPEN to already be packed and leaves!*

Shannon: "Well, that was interesting! Anyway, when we come back, Willow will be going on her individual date with none other than the charismatic and handsome Carlo Romano!"

*cut to commercial break for HIDDEN CAMERAS and home security*


Title: Re: Flipline Bachelorette (short chapters so I finish it!)
Post by: Kiefer Masala on October 29, 2019, 02:31:42 PM
How convenient!