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Title: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 28, 2020, 08:27:55 PM
I only have the stuff that’s available at Rank 6

Order stuff


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 28, 2020, 08:28:35 PM
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Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: CalaMity on February 28, 2020, 08:28:43 PM
Reminds me of my restaurant lol

Give me something for my dogs


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 28, 2020, 08:33:30 PM
I’ll pay the vet bills

(https://i.imgur.com/iy9DLZN.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Theo on February 28, 2020, 08:34:14 PM
LMFAOOSADLFJNSL


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: CalaMity on February 28, 2020, 08:39:05 PM
I’ll pay the vet bills

(https://i.imgur.com/iy9DLZN.png)

Oh no


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 28, 2020, 08:44:05 PM
Delivery is now available

Marvel at our high-tech delivery vehicles

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)

Note: Call police or any other local authorities immediately if any of our delivery drivers ask to see your kids


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 28, 2020, 08:57:54 PM
daddy’s scooperia is now on Yelp

https://yelp.to/qTKq/CRQob7RNs4

Leave us a 5-star review even if you contracted a medieval disease from our bathroom


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Tamatim on February 29, 2020, 05:28:00 AM
This is hilarious :crylaugh:
Give me white order I guess pls


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on February 29, 2020, 05:29:11 AM
Haha XD


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 05:44:05 AM
im glad you guys like this so much

This is hilarious :crylaugh:
Give me white order I guess pls
It wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t deliver it to your house in our creepy bleep white van

Don’t ask us why we know where you live

(https://i.imgur.com/3bi4ekd.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on February 29, 2020, 05:48:01 AM
im glad you guys like this so much XD
It wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t deliver it to your house in our creepy bleep white van

Don’t ask us why we know where you live

(https://i.imgur.com/3bi4ekd.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)
Oof


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Tamatim on February 29, 2020, 05:50:35 AM
im glad you guys like this so much XD
It wouldn’t be complete if we didn’t deliver it to your house in our creepy bleep white van

Don’t ask us why we know where you live

(https://i.imgur.com/3bi4ekd.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)
Thanks :)
Btw your delivery drivers almost stole me :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 05:56:36 AM
don't thank me, thank the guy who enslaved me into doing this and is now watching my every movement

by the way that happens sometimes, just be careful


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 09:08:30 AM
daddy’s scooperia is now on Yelp

https://yelp.to/qTKq/CRQob7RNs4

Leave us a 5-star review even if you contracted a medieval disease from our bathroom
Someone deleted it :pensive:


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ocean Drive on February 29, 2020, 09:08:44 AM
Uh could I get a cookie sundae that looks mouldy please


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 09:16:11 AM
Someone deleted it :pensive:
nvm it’s still up

Uh could I get a cookie sundae that looks mouldy please
Here, and I’ll pay you ten dollars if you tell that police officer outside that 18 people didn’t die here within the past week, even though everyone in this neighborhood knows that more than triple that amount did

(https://i.imgur.com/qxyTyU7.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ocean Drive on February 29, 2020, 09:19:08 AM
That looks nice fair play


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Kookie on February 29, 2020, 02:14:42 PM
Give me something that I give to my girlfriend


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 02:25:56 PM
Everybody likes cookie dough

(https://i.imgur.com/rC14XBU.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Regular Bat Furry on February 29, 2020, 02:27:18 PM
Give me something I can give to my non-existent vegan friends.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Kookie on February 29, 2020, 02:30:33 PM
Everybody likes cookie dough

(https://i.imgur.com/rC14XBU.jpg)
Thanks, I know she'll love it!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 02:43:33 PM
Thanks, I know she'll love it!
And thank you for risking your life by stepping foot into this shop

Give me something I can give to my non-existent vegan friends.
These are the only vegan things that we have

(https://i.imgur.com/U1OMB5X.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Regular Bat Furry on February 29, 2020, 02:44:26 PM
And thank you for risking your life by stepping foot into this shop
These are the only vegan things that we have

(https://i.imgur.com/U1OMB5X.jpg)

They didn't like that. As we speak you're being cancelled.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 03:06:07 PM
no u


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on February 29, 2020, 06:44:01 PM
May I order Chocolate?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on February 29, 2020, 06:52:21 PM
I found it in the garbage can full of dead mice in front of the store

(https://i.imgur.com/5yWE8Ev.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: JEBZ Komics on February 29, 2020, 11:00:46 PM
Brother Z: Something green please. :)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 01, 2020, 06:07:29 AM
Just take our whole bucket of mint ice cream, which is probably the safest thing to eat here that’s green

(https://i.imgur.com/lzFmdUL.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: CalaMity on March 01, 2020, 08:09:42 AM
Can I get a cat


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 01, 2020, 08:57:51 AM
Can I get a cat
Just go to the alleyway behind our store, there are plenty of cats there. Be careful, they probably have rabies, anthrax, and West Nile encephalitis. And try not to step in a pile of human bloop or on a used vaccine


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 01, 2020, 09:24:12 AM
Can I get a random with

AS MUCH WHIPPED CREAM AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE!!!

You know how when they grate cheese over your pasta at a restaurant, they'll tell you to say "when" when done? Well, kind of like that, but I never say the word.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 01, 2020, 09:35:13 AM
I can't put on any more whipped cream than this, sorry

(https://i.imgur.com/0Xz1dn4.jpg)

And yes I still have Windows 7


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 01, 2020, 11:36:31 AM
I want a colorful cookie sundae


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 01, 2020, 11:59:56 AM
It's not tainted, it's painted

...just kidding it's very tainted

Oh bloop there's a police officer in the room I meant it's neither of those

(https://i.imgur.com/47r1vr2.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 01, 2020, 12:04:54 PM
And please rate us 5 stars on Yelp

https://yelp.to/qTKq/CRQob7RNs4


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 02, 2020, 04:49:20 PM
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Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Super Boomen on March 02, 2020, 04:50:17 PM
Give me something...GGGGRRRREEEEAAAATTT


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 02, 2020, 04:51:39 PM
Letter of the Day is C!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 02, 2020, 04:59:42 PM
Give me something...GGGGRRRREEEEAAAATTT
I saw somebody pouring rat poison in the chocolate sauce earlier so just be careful when you're eating this

Btw the reason there are still three people waiting is because I heard gunshots coming from the lobby so I'm trying to stay away from it for as long as I can

(https://i.imgur.com/JLJsWN2.png)

Letter of the Day is C!
?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 02, 2020, 05:01:00 PM
Give me something very colorful.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 02, 2020, 05:10:19 PM
Thanks :)
Btw your delivery drivers almost stole me :pensive: :pensive: :pensive:

Who would steal a red, ripe, juicy tomato? :-\


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 02, 2020, 05:12:28 PM
Give me something very colorful.
This thing is 1000x more colorful than this shady neighborhood I'll give tell you that

(https://i.imgur.com/sbksGzh.png)

Who would steal a red, ripe, juicy tomato? :-\
The people working here will steal anything that they can get their hands on


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 02, 2020, 06:18:28 PM
I'd like to get a gourmet dinner


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 02, 2020, 06:22:47 PM
I'd like to get a gourmet dinner
Nowhere in this town will you find such a thing, my friend

I mean the Gas Station with an F safety rating and 22 health violations within the past month has expired bags of Doritos, that’s the closest thing to a gourmet dinner in this town


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 02, 2020, 06:51:05 PM
bleep ONIONTOWN IM MOVING TO POWDER POINT
I want an expired bag of Doritos :)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Super Boomen on March 02, 2020, 06:58:56 PM
I saw somebody pouring rat poison in the chocolate sauce earlier so just be careful when you're eating this

Btw the reason there are still three people waiting is because I heard gunshots coming from the lobby so I'm trying to stay away from it for as long as I can

(https://i.imgur.com/JLJsWN2.png)


Yummy, this is very delicious ... and ... uhg ... * dies *


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 06:18:35 PM
I WANT AN EXPIRED BAG OF DORITOS


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 06:20:18 PM
We don’t serve those here unfortunately. Want cigars and brandy instead


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 06:32:11 PM
We don’t serve those here unfortunately. Want cigars and brandy instead
ok they're nearly the same


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 06:34:21 PM
Ok here

(https://i.imgur.com/gR7lM3Q.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 06:35:34 PM
*Note: the cigars are Dorito flavored

*More important note: I got the brandy from some guy I met at McDonald’s


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 06:59:20 PM
I trust people from McDonald's


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 06:59:59 PM
Good to know


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 07:10:53 PM
After drinking this brandy with a funny taste, I want to eat something healthy


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 07:13:01 PM
The healthiest thing within a 3-mile radius of this store is a bottle of allergy pills


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 07:31:54 PM
These are the only vegan things that we have

(https://i.imgur.com/U1OMB5X.jpg)
I thought you served bananas


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 03, 2020, 07:45:35 PM
We do, they’re fresh from the Government building half an hour away


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 07:47:24 PM
Ok I will go get some myself


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 03, 2020, 08:53:20 PM
I'm back with my banana


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 03, 2020, 09:53:47 PM
Can i give a Watermelon Sherbet?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 04, 2020, 09:11:51 AM
We don’t sell that here honey bun


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Kookie on March 04, 2020, 01:10:20 PM
Give me something decent-looking, but give me a giant load of pistachios.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 04, 2020, 01:46:09 PM
Sorry our daily load of pistachios hasn’t arrived from the local chemical plant yet, so just have something decent-looking (Note: the chocolate sauce is still laced with rat poison)

(https://i.imgur.com/0zt9fMS.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 05, 2020, 04:16:36 AM
An all blue CS please!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 05, 2020, 04:21:52 AM
The only blue things that we have are sprinkles

(https://i.imgur.com/o41kO6D.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 05, 2020, 04:24:35 AM
Can i get a healthy yellow thing?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 05, 2020, 04:27:34 AM
Peanuts are yellow I guess

(https://i.imgur.com/hPPedlS.jpg)



Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 05, 2020, 04:32:06 AM
The only blue things that we have are sprinkles

(https://i.imgur.com/o41kO6D.jpg)
NICE!!!! 100$, there you go!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 05, 2020, 04:41:59 PM
I want something for my friend. He's allergic to milk.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 05, 2020, 05:39:24 PM
I mean we have fruit but fruit sucks bleep so he could have cigars and brandy instead (https://i.imgur.com/gR7lM3Q.jpg)

NICE!!!! 100$, there you go!
Thanks now we can pay the company that makes our fake health inspection certificates


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 05, 2020, 09:41:45 PM
Can i have only Double Chocolate Chips?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 05, 2020, 09:45:09 PM
I mean we have fruit but fruit sucks bleep so he could have cigars and brandy instead (https://i.imgur.com/gR7lM3Q.jpg)
When I gave him the cigars and brandy, he rejected my gift and said he didn't drink or smoke  >:(. Give me something that could kill him, please.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 06:25:01 AM
This bottle of chocolate sauce is still laced with rat poison, plus it has a bloop ton of cream in it

(https://i.imgur.com/wiwarub.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 06, 2020, 08:22:48 AM
I want...


YOU!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: A Building on March 06, 2020, 08:25:52 AM
Excuse me, where is the restroom?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 08:28:39 AM
I want...


YOU!
Sorry I’m unavailable at the moment

It’s okay, the Gas Station down the road is full of “single” people

Excuse me, where is your restroom?
There’s a garbage can in the corner if you don’t feel like getting a medieval disease from our actual bathroom (Our actual bathroom is down the hall, to the left, past the door, up the stairs, down the hall, and to the left)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 08:32:26 AM
By the way, don't ask why there's a shower in there, and especially don't ask why it's full of kids


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 06, 2020, 10:57:49 AM
I want a sandwich! And I want it right now!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 11:48:15 AM
Sorry b we don’t sell that here


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 06, 2020, 02:21:54 PM
I like the way you're thinking

This bottle of chocolate sauce is still laced with rat poison, plus it has a bloop ton of cream in it

(https://i.imgur.com/wiwarub.jpg)
Thanks it worked!
I'm attending his funeral later today. His mom is very sad, so I want to give her a good-looking cookie sundae. Doesn't have to taste good, just look good. I'll give you $500 for that.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 02:38:44 PM
How about this:

You give me $5,000, and I give you the sundae plus a pack of Skittles if you hire a few people to... do something


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 06, 2020, 03:12:16 PM
Eh okay. I hired them to shoot the WHO tomorrow.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 03:15:09 PM
Ty

Here

(https://i.imgur.com/0DdzW7S.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/O7Y2wkj.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 06, 2020, 03:17:04 PM
Can i have only Double Chocolate Chips?
Take our whole stock

(https://i.imgur.com/jT67Rnq.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 07, 2020, 09:25:54 PM
I want a waffle cone over a scoop of vanilla ice cream. On top of a raw cookie.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 07, 2020, 09:40:40 PM
I see that you like to live on the edge

(https://i.imgur.com/q3cFxc9.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 07, 2020, 09:44:42 PM
I see that you like to live on the edge

(https://i.imgur.com/q3cFxc9.png)
Thank you!
Now I have food to donate to the orphans


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 07, 2020, 10:44:33 PM
give me a sundae that looks exactly like wally


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 08, 2020, 02:39:30 AM
give me a cookie sundae but without the cookie


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 08, 2020, 08:37:51 AM
give me a sundae that looks exactly like wally
here

(https://i.imgur.com/evR5ynt.png)

give me a cookie sundae but without the cookie
Yeah I'm not allowed to do that, I was forced into doing this by that guy in the corner who's watching our every move, and if he's watching our every move, I really can't do anything he doesn't want me to do. But instead you could have a cookie sundae with a cookie that's barely visible. That's the next best thing, right?

(https://i.imgur.com/aFaaKeF.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 08, 2020, 10:13:14 AM
I want a cookie sundae with all the Holi ingredients you have. Simple.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 08, 2020, 10:21:51 AM
It seemed too safe so I asked our creepy bleep drivers to deliver it to your house. Yes, that's right, we know where you live.

(https://i.imgur.com/smdN7EH.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 08, 2020, 12:55:38 PM
here

(https://i.imgur.com/evR5ynt.png)
that is spot on


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 08, 2020, 01:12:49 PM
Thanks


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: CalaMity on March 08, 2020, 08:27:44 PM
What is this facility’s rating?

Also, I’d like a pungent bug please


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 08, 2020, 08:36:39 PM
It seemed too safe so I asked our creepy bleep drivers to deliver it to your house. Yes, that's right, we know where you live.

(https://i.imgur.com/smdN7EH.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)
Yay my cookie sundae arrived! It's melted.
The people from the van put me inside a plastic bag and took me to the van. Free Uber ride, yay! :)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: JEBZ Komics on March 08, 2020, 09:09:12 PM
Just take our whole bucket of mint ice cream, which is probably the safest thing to eat here that’s green

(https://i.imgur.com/lzFmdUL.jpg)
Brother Z: 0 tips and points. Where's my sundae? >:D


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 08, 2020, 09:17:48 PM
Brother Z: 0 tips and points. Where's my sundae? >:D
You said something green. He gave you something green. What's the problem?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 08, 2020, 09:27:39 PM
make me a gay pride sundae for wally :hooray:


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ecopania on March 08, 2020, 10:12:04 PM
Give me something pinky


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Jacobarmada on March 09, 2020, 08:00:23 PM
Just give me something that you recommend.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 10, 2020, 05:57:35 AM
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Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:46:59 AM
What is this facility’s rating?

Also, I’d like a pungent bug please
I don't know, this town doesn't have any Health Inspectors

Also I don't know what a pungent bug is, but a bunch of people bloop on the floor here and that attracts a bunch of weird African insects that we know are pretty dangerous

Yay my cookie sundae arrived! It's melted.
The people from the van put me inside a plastic bag and took me to the van. Free Uber ride, yay! :)
Oh boy. Just tell them (at your own risk) to stop and they might listen

Brother Z: 0 tips and points. Where's my sundae? >:D
The only green stuff we have here is mint ice cream

make me a gay pride sundae for wally :hooray:
Wally’s gay?

(https://i.imgur.com/T47bOHD.png)

Give me something pinky
Here

(https://i.imgur.com/XhYS3qx.png)

Just give me something that you recommend.
Usually, I recommend to people the safest things that we have but y’know you gotta live life on the edge sometimes so I'm giving you a sundae with our most dangerous ingredients

(https://i.imgur.com/YN8YRA6.png)

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The schools in this town can't afford to do that


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Stormzee on March 10, 2020, 06:55:20 AM
Where's my Cookie?  :o


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 07:08:20 AM
You asked for a cookie? I didn't notice. Here (Eat at your own risk)

(https://i.imgur.com/UaF65NG.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 10, 2020, 09:19:47 AM
give me a cookie sundae so sweet it gives me diabetes when i eat it


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 09:38:37 AM
Everything in our kitchen will probably give you diabetes and other diseases but here

(https://i.imgur.com/3gwgSKd.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 10, 2020, 10:49:18 AM
Can I have a Davis?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 10:53:20 AM
What


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:19:35 PM
Hey guys the city government just shut our place down so for the next 10 years or so we’ll only be able be illegally delivering your sundaes in our white vans

Our new headquarters is my basement

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:21:10 PM
I don't care. Could I get something Big Pauly would enjoy?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:25:11 PM
Look, I think that we can all agree that Big Pauly will enjoy just about anything that he can fit in his mouth, so I'm just going to give you this. I guarantee you that the Big P himself will destroy this (And later, his toilet) in less than five seconds if you were to put it in front of him

(https://i.imgur.com/V0kaS8g.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 10, 2020, 06:28:07 PM
give me a cookie sundae that is contaminated with the coronavirus


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:29:05 PM
Look, I think that we can all agree that Big Pauly will enjoy just about anything that he can fit in his mouth, so I'm just going to give you this. I guarantee you that the Big P himself will destroy this (And later, his toilet) in less than five seconds if you were to put it in front of him

(https://i.imgur.com/V0kaS8g.png)
What the heck can you put bananas n top of the ice cream?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:31:11 PM
I'm pretty sure that everything here's infected with the coronavirus or a worse disease but here

(https://i.imgur.com/8RoqaNz.png)

What the heck can you put bananas n top of the ice cream?
Yes


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:33:32 PM
Give me a small cookie and a small ice cream scoop, please


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:36:27 PM
Here

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/anhdmO9.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:38:30 PM
Unacceptable  >:(
0 points and 0 tips I never ordered any toppings >:(
I will gently reject your worker's free Uber ride in a plastic bag


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 10, 2020, 06:38:45 PM
Give me a

Peanut Butter Cookie with Yum n’ Ms (left)
Traditional Cookie with Chocolate Chips (center)
Fudge Cookie with White Chocolate Chips (right)
Chocolate Ice Cream L
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream C
Cookies and Cream R
Butterscotch Syrup
Rainbow Sprinkles
Waffle Cone (left)
Chocolate Mint (center)
Waffle Cone (right)
/me grabs a shovel so that the guys in the van won't try anything funny.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:48:00 PM
Unacceptable  >:(
0 points and 0 tips I never ordered any toppings >:(
I will gently reject your worker's free Uber ride in a plastic bag
ay man y u gotta b so rude 4

Give me a

Peanut Butter Cookie with Yum n’ Ms (left)
Traditional Cookie with Chocolate Chips (center)
Fudge Cookie with White Chocolate Chips (right)
Chocolate Ice Cream L
Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream C
Cookies and Cream R
Butterscotch Syrup
Rainbow Sprinkles
Waffle Cone (left)
Chocolate Mint (center)
Waffle Cone (right)
/me grabs a shovel so that the guys in the van won't try anything funny.
Here
Please note that we don't have butterscotch syrup, so we gave you rat poison chocolate syrup instead. Please don't tell your lawyer

(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/wlOL0o6.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:49:27 PM
Ok I regret what I said I want a free Uber ride


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:52:38 PM
Ok I regret what I said I want a free Uber ride
You’ll need to sign this before getting in the van

(https://i.imgur.com/gHimkP6.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/Zb6b36a.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 10, 2020, 06:54:17 PM
I actually read the contract. It just says some random words and agreement. As a satisfied user I sign.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 10, 2020, 06:54:39 PM
Ok



Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 11, 2020, 03:00:09 PM
From now on you will need to sign this contract before ordering from this restaurant

(https://i.imgur.com/gHimkP6.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 11, 2020, 05:40:38 PM
9


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 11, 2020, 05:42:27 PM
?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 11, 2020, 06:01:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZeciX-3wfs


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 12, 2020, 08:23:53 AM
ok


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 12, 2020, 08:32:33 AM
From now on you will need to sign this contract before ordering from this restaurant

(https://i.imgur.com/gHimkP6.jpg)
how to sign this?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 12, 2020, 08:34:19 AM
Just write your name all over it


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 12, 2020, 08:39:46 AM
like this?
(https://i.imgur.com/DkDIK3k.jpg)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 12, 2020, 08:47:13 AM
Yes, that's good


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Jacobarmada on March 12, 2020, 02:53:02 PM
Why do we need to sign?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 12, 2020, 02:54:42 PM
In case you die from eating the food that we serve here


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 12, 2020, 05:16:21 PM
May I order something that is safe to eat? Or at least the safest thing you have, please.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 12, 2020, 05:18:27 PM
since i signed the contract i'd like you to make your most contaminated cookie sundae


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 12, 2020, 05:28:36 PM
May I order something that is safe to eat? Or at least the safest thing you have, please.
Here

(https://i.imgur.com/96vuj1X.png)

since i signed the contract i'd like you to make your most contaminated cookie sundae
I just don't feel like dealing with Law Enforcement today so I'll just give you a contaminated sundae

(https://i.imgur.com/dTiPvMA.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 12, 2020, 05:52:07 PM
Here

(https://i.imgur.com/96vuj1X.png)
It's not safe to people who are allergic to peanuts. 0 points 0 tips would not recommend >:(


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 13, 2020, 07:17:14 PM
Can I get a 4-cone sundae?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 13, 2020, 07:33:28 PM
4 bleepin CONES? What do I, look like I'm made of money? If you do, then take a good look at the neighborhood surrounding you.

...Fine, I'll do it. But only as long as you don't tell your lawyer about that dead body lying in the corner

(https://i.imgur.com/bpirGSg.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 13, 2020, 08:16:14 PM
I want something that could give me diabetes, please


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 13, 2020, 08:23:03 PM
Everything in our kitchen will probably give you diabetes and other diseases but here

(https://i.imgur.com/drfsJPv.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 13, 2020, 08:25:23 PM
Everything in our kitchen will probably give you diabetes and other diseases but here

(https://i.imgur.com/3gwgSKd.png)
I was expecting something more diabetic like this. 0 points 0 tips would not recommend  >:(


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 13, 2020, 10:57:00 PM
4 bleepin CONES? What do I, look like I'm made of money? If you do, then take a good look at the neighborhood surrounding you.

...Fine, I'll do it. But only as long as you don't tell your lawyer about that dead body lying in the corner

(https://i.imgur.com/bpirGSg.png)
It's unicorn-icious!
Here's another 100$ check!
Bye-bye!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 14, 2020, 05:24:08 AM
I was expecting something more diabetic like this. 0 points 0 tips would not recommend  >:(
k I'll remember that

It's unicorn-icious!
Here's another 100$ check!
Bye-bye!
Thanks


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 14, 2020, 03:26:55 PM
Waffle cones :)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Super Boomen on March 14, 2020, 03:37:55 PM
*Lives again*

I want a Hot Dog


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 14, 2020, 03:39:58 PM
Waffle cones :)
Take our entire stock

(https://i.imgur.com/73pWTOz.jpg)

*Lives again*

I want a Hot Dog
Sorry sticky honey bunny, we don’t sell those here. But this city has a bunch of dead/diseased dogs, which are the next best thing


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Super Boomen on March 14, 2020, 03:45:19 PM
No Hot Doggs?!....


Ok



*Dies again*


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Stormzee on March 14, 2020, 03:54:29 PM
Give me, ur Mouth.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 14, 2020, 04:18:33 PM
*Dies again*
Ah bloop not another one

Give me, ur Mouth.
Um... what?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 15, 2020, 05:33:44 PM
B M
U P


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 15, 2020, 07:18:40 PM
I want something that represents AMERICA


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Skitter on March 15, 2020, 07:20:59 PM
Need something to open up my lungs. Been coughing alot.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: PastaFan3000 on March 15, 2020, 07:55:38 PM
give me something guy mortadello would make


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 16, 2020, 06:04:15 AM
I want something that represents AMERICA
I tried to make it look like Trump

(https://i.imgur.com/C3kf919.png)

Need something to open up my lungs. Been coughing alot.
Uhh I don't know bloop about anything related to medical care but maybe this rat poison-laced chocolate  syrup will help

(https://i.imgur.com/rp08FPJ.jpg)

give me something guy mortadello would make
I met him in prison

(https://i.imgur.com/LwsNn4z.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 16, 2020, 07:46:20 AM
I want a big Holi sundae.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 16, 2020, 12:22:16 PM
Lemme have a Coronavirus sundae :silly:


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 16, 2020, 01:02:37 PM
Just go into the kitchen and grab anything that you want, everything in there's probably contaminated


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Ianiant on March 16, 2020, 01:22:57 PM
I want a big Holi sundae.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 16, 2020, 02:42:13 PM
Sorry, I didn't see you there. Did you remember to sign the contract before ordering? Eh, I don't care. Just remember to eat at your own risk.

(https://i.imgur.com/drpSOgP.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 16, 2020, 02:46:15 PM
NOTE: All of the ingredients used in daddy’s scooperia’s kitchen will now be made and delivered with care by a man living in the alley behind the shop. I don't think he did anything bad to the ingredients besides put rat poison in the chocolate sauce, so you won't really need to worry. Also, the Holi syrup is... I don’t know what but it’s probably lethal and I don't know what anything else is so just careful and sign the contract before ordering so I won't have to take responsibility for anything that happens.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 16, 2020, 03:21:54 PM
 :silly:


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 16, 2020, 05:20:26 PM
I'll take an all time classic cookie sundae with Holi Syrup.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Phil on March 16, 2020, 07:06:16 PM
I'll have a hamburger sundae


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 17, 2020, 06:04:40 AM
I'll take an all time classic cookie sundae with Holi Syrup.
Enjoy at your own risk

(https://i.imgur.com/Du9CrY9.png)

I'll have a hamburger sundae
Beef boss

(https://i.imgur.com/jGEKThK.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Mercury on March 24, 2020, 08:58:27 AM
Enjoy at your own risk
I'll actually feed the cats of the neighborhood with that.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: DuckHunt MegaMan Fan on March 24, 2020, 02:19:10 PM
I’ll pay the vet bills

(https://i.imgur.com/iy9DLZN.png)
Duck Hunt wants that. He is immune to any foods that harm dogs. He is a game-bloodhound.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: DuckHunt MegaMan Fan on March 25, 2020, 01:43:44 PM
Canyou make a sundae for Bart Simpson’s principal. (he’s allergic to peanuts)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 28, 2020, 04:06:49 PM
Bump


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 28, 2020, 05:38:17 PM
Give me something that could cure coronavirus


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 28, 2020, 05:44:02 PM
This amount of sugar can stop somebody's heart so I think it can also stop coronavirus’ heart

(https://i.imgur.com/hPW51Oc.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Cacti on March 28, 2020, 07:05:44 PM
This amount of sugar can stop somebody's heart so I think it can also stop coronavirus’ heart

(https://i.imgur.com/hPW51Oc.png)
Good point. 10/10 Would recommend


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Naegi on March 28, 2020, 07:13:32 PM
Can I have some Purple Burple ice Cream Please?


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 29, 2020, 07:01:47 AM
Take our entire stock

(https://i.imgur.com/8wnOOs3.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 29, 2020, 07:02:02 AM
...at your own risk


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Stormzee on March 29, 2020, 07:02:46 AM
Make for Pen a Pen Cookie Sundae


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 29, 2020, 07:09:42 AM
I mean it kind of looks like a pen

(https://i.imgur.com/kFfzGrk.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Naegi on March 29, 2020, 06:38:16 PM
Can you give me this:

Traditional Cookie with White Chocolate Chips
Purple Burple Ice Cream
Whipped Cream
Strawberry Syrup
Peanuts
Cherry


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 29, 2020, 06:46:40 PM
How are you not scared to death just by stepping foot in this store that the government’s watching over

(https://i.imgur.com/ubZJ0ew.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Jacobarmada on March 31, 2020, 07:13:22 AM
Something that can really fill me up. I mean really.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 31, 2020, 07:19:44 AM
Like everything at this restaurant that is somehow still in business, this has enough sugar to stop your heart

So be careful, I don't feel like dealing with lawsuits and/or the police today

(https://i.imgur.com/ieGlcnw.png)


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Lapis_Lacooli on March 31, 2020, 11:28:18 AM
One Stracciatella special, please!


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on March 31, 2020, 11:30:00 AM
What’s in that? Idk because I’m at Rank 4


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Lapis_Lacooli on March 31, 2020, 11:37:39 AM
Oh, my bad. Here's an order ticket.

Also, by the look of your order station, it seems like you've made it to rank 8 at least.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Lapis_Lacooli on March 31, 2020, 11:38:28 AM
on the desktop version, I mean.


Title: Re: A bleeped up loser makes cookie sundaes
Post by: Hey look I changed my name on April 08, 2020, 05:28:47 AM
The WHO shut us down D; :'( :depressed: :pensive: :(