Granted, but the Earth explodes
I wish for.....nothing

Granted, but Santa dies and you got arrested for 747647456575675656 years for murder
I wish that we only had 2 days of school

Granted, but you lose all of India after 0.000000000000000000000000000007 seconds after getting it.
I wish for my enemies to be dead.

Granted, but your Jester X Game's Challenge: Closer Camp Challenge Arch can only be viewed with a secret password. Hint: It doesn't exist.

How does free fall fall free fall? (Japanese)

Me: *posts video of dancing bunny girls and gets 1,000,000 views and 259,677,325 subs*
PewDiePie: *gets permanently banned from YouTube*

Granted, but when you kissed your mother, she died of a heart attack.The police arrested you for first-degree murder and you have to stay there for one google years. (One google has 100 zeros)
I wish that there's no school for 100,000,000 years.

Granted, but when Donald Trump played it, he banned it and you can now only play it in Mexico and Asia.
I wish that I could write a catchy song.

Congratulates! You got a blue visa credit card that allows $666 or less! You decided to spend it on a cruise ship that costs $159 and a lot of snacks and drinks. You decided to take a trip to Hawaii and once you got there, the police officers, *cough* Mindy and Vicky *cough* took your cruise ship which has your snacks and drinks in it and before they left, they took your credit card and after that, they took a trip to Italy! All you were given were some snacks and drinks and a small shack.
I wish that I'm a moderator here.

Granted, but at the end, an evil witch comes out because she needs to kill Luigi.
I wish I could beat World's Hardest Game.

Granted, but a dark cloud follows you forever making you say "This Cloud Haunts Me" in Simlish.
I wish that I could speak Simlish.

Granted, but you lose your power to corrupt wishes.
I wish that I lived in all of The Sims 3 games and I would have awesome traits.

Granted, but all of the people but you disapper. You now live alone with a rock and a ruler.
I wish that I lived in all of The Sims 3 WITH ABSOLUTELY NO CORRUPTIONS and the person who plays me knows how to play the games correctly. Try to corrupt that. 

Flipline Studios World is a game that is available on the Internet.

The first time you play, you would see a character creator. After you're done creating your character, you would appear in front of a gameria-styled mansion and the mansion and the yard are 3,000 square feet. People would welcome you. You would live right across the street from a Shoutbox billboard. You would have to get something up there by using the Shoutbox app. You would live right next to an office building. There would be people talking about different topics. There would be Georgito's Palace, Papa Louie Arcade, Buckwheat Bakery, Pauly's Pepper, Griller Stadium, Foodini's Mini-Game Place (from Wingeria), Just Quinn and Associates office, a little gondola river, KCP and PNC Contest Buildings, Ricotta Inn, Chicory Cafe, Rico's Chiliria, Papa's Jaileria, Crystal's predicting place, Cletus' Scrapyard, Kingsley's Comedy Club (Camp Kingsley), Kahuna's Surf Shack, Ingredients Store (where Papa buys things for Gamerias), The Shop (where you buy furniture, poster, wallpaper, etc), Powder Point Amusement Park, Toastwood Trading Post, S.S. Louie Docks, Flipline Studios Headquarters (where admins and mods work). There would be 3,000 mansions.

Streets:Tastyville Street
Oniontown Street
Burgerburgh Boulevard
Tacodale Trail
Calypso Lane
Maple Mountain Road
Starlight Street
Frostfield Corner
Portallini Place
Powder Point Plaza
Toastwood Terrace
Sakura Street
New Pepperton Pike

The game would look like The Sims 3.

Granted, but you get chased by The Grim Reaper because they came back new and improved.
I wish that I was a sim in The Sins 3. Here's the info:
Name: Justine Young
Gender: Female
Age: Young Adult
Life State: Sim
Career: City Council Member
Romances: DeSean Young
Marital Status: Married
Traits: Neat, Friendly, Brave, Athletic, and Hopeless Romantic
Music: Pop
Food: Cookies
Color: Black
Hair color: Brown
Eye color: Grey
Skin color: Light
Body shape: Thin
Game: The Sims 3: Supernatural
Playability: Playable
World: Moonlight Falls