Bringing this up from the Flipline Memes forum:
The entire @/SpiderSplatoon twitter account

B] I came here to at you

>:] foolish warrior wielding a magic

You are no match for my >:]

Is he that guy who always makes scenes of girls hugging him? What is wrong with him!

Yep, that's the dude. He's not pleased with the recent KCP winner.
When will he ever learn...

Long ago in a distant land, I, >:], shapeshifting master of >:] has unleashed an unspeakable evil.

But then a foolish wielding a magic stood up to oppose me.

Before the final blow, I rip open a >:] and send into the future where my >:] is law

The entire @/SpiderSplatoon Twitter account is a joke.
That's a rabbit hole of a meme

>=(((((

*bonks head with =) hammer*

(　･ω･)　だが断る!

(　･ω･)

:¥

=Y
I told you about the stairs bro

(　･ω･)☞ =Y
Silence

(　･ω･)☞ =)
The world has move passed the needs of you

(　･ω･)☞
You too

Doc: Bring in two guards and two snipers. I'm going to test the waters of the wave.
Skyler: Are you sure you're not bringing any medics? There could be slugs that have ranged attacks, not to mention those annoying slugs that explodes upon death.
Doc: Don't worry, we'll just attack from afar.

Codename: AurumMist
Faction: Underground Steampunks
Class: Sniper
Race: Feline

AuM: I see that you need my aid again, doc. Of course my ability to silence enemies is reliable, no?
Doc: Glad to have you on board since the last time you were recruited from our Headhunting season.
AuM: I remember the shock on your face when I stepped in your office! It's like seeing a child opening a game console box with glee.
Doc: Hahaha! I'm still anticipating on recruiting new operators for our journey! Better get to work then.

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楽しいわ!

(　･ω･)☞ [:<

|=]
I'm so proud of this, son.

>:]
nice

>:]
very funny

>=]
yeah very funny

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嬉しいわ

are you new?

Hmmmm...
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