Funky is the fastest character in the game. Well, Baby Mario and Baby Luigi are faster, but Funky gets Spear and Flame Runner.
My brother almost beat a guy on Mushroom Gorge in MKWii Wi fi. The guy was hacking. He had star power the whole race. And it was still a close race between him and Vinnie.
I know that. Just I don't want to use overrated characters.
AND RLLY? Hackers. Hate Em' You know what they say: