Chapter One Of The Lamest Story Ever
Julia woke up when her sister Claire smacked her with a fish. "Damnit, Claire, you bleep!" she said. Claire replied, "meh."
They went downstairs to eat breakfast. "So, how do you feel about being the new kids?" da parents asked annoyingly.
"blahtoot." Julia almost said, but instead said, "meh."
Their parents didn't care.
The two girls left to go onto the bus, and then Claire disappeared into the back to find a person to talk to. Julia looked downward and then saw an empty seat and took advantage of it. It was next to a girl with
hair, eyes and a nose a balloon.
"hi, I'm Shannon."
"hi, I'm Julia."
Julia pulled out a pin and poked Shannon's balloon. >:]
Shannon looked up. "WHY U DO DIS?"
she wailed.
Julia pointed backwards. "It was her."
"What?" the girl sitting behind Julia said confusedly. "I did nothing"
"YOU POKED MY BALLOON YOU bleep"
"dat was her" the other girl said
"WHY U DO DIS JULIA"
"sorry. i'll buy you a new one"
"kewl"
The two rode on the bus in silence for about thirty seconds until the girl behind them spoke up.
"I'm Clover, btw. Are you new, Julia?"
Julia looked up in shock.
someone actually spoke to her "Yeah, it's my first day here, why?"
Clover looked at Julia darkly. "Well, good luck. Hope you don't have-"
The bus slammed into the car in front of them, and the car behind the bus slammed into the bus, and the truck behind the car behind the bus slammed into the car behind the bus.
"Damnit!" Julia muttered.
Someone spoke up. "People might be hurt, let's go help."
Of course, most people being absorbed on their phones and not hearing the person did nothing. Julia (who locked herself out of her phone the week before), Shannon (who was too busy mourning the death of her balloon) and Clover (who was in the middle of her sentence) were the only people to hear.
They went outside, and were shocked at what they saw.
Someone was dead.
FORUMERS IN DIS:
Blueberry Cordial (duh)
Claire (duh she's my sister)
Balloon Girl (I POPPED YOUR BALLOON)
Awesome_Pancakes
TEH MYSTERY PERSON WHO WAS SOMEONE
DA DEAD PERSON
sorry that this sucks, i'm a troll
request if you want to be in dis
pm me what you want to be called
BLAHTOOT
This is first place.
