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« Reply #1890 on: August 21, 2019, 08:32:37 PM »

Spencer Bennett
It doesn't even cost a Penny! That's ironic!
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but she is a penny
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Okay... this is one of the first actual hilarious Facebook comments I've seen in a long time? Laugh
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« Reply #1891 on: August 21, 2019, 08:39:41 PM »

Man if I had a penny for every time the comments were funny
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« Reply #1892 on: August 21, 2019, 11:39:39 PM »

Man if I had a penny for every time the comments were funny
You would probably have a penny because the actual hilarious facebook comments are near extinction
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« Reply #1893 on: August 21, 2019, 11:48:16 PM »

Spencer Bennett
It doesn't even cost a Penny! That's ironic!
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but she is a penny
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Okay... this is one of the first actual hilarious Facebook comments I've seen in a long time? Laugh
That's funny
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« Reply #1894 on: August 22, 2019, 05:57:52 AM »

Man if I had a penny for every time the comments were funny
You'd have yerrschelf a good ol pair of penny loafers. harharhar.
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« Reply #1895 on: August 23, 2019, 03:49:39 PM »

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I mean a soup game
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papa's cheeseria to go tasty soup
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I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup Smiley
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The Soup-based Gameria will only appear on an App later, but first the Cheeseria To Go.
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I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup
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Cheeseria first, Soup Mia later.
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« Reply #1896 on: August 23, 2019, 03:51:30 PM »

Jose Gregorio Morales Lugo
I mean a soup game
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papa's cheeseria to go tasty soup
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Jose Gregorio Morales Lugo
I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup Smiley
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The Soup-based Gameria will only appear on an App later, but first the Cheeseria To Go.
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I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup
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Margaret Danda-Daoust
Cheeseria first, Soup Mia later.
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This is the facebook comments in a nutshell
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« Reply #1897 on: August 23, 2019, 03:54:58 PM »

Jose Gregorio Morales Lugo
I mean a soup game
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Vova Rudyk
papa's cheeseria to go tasty soup
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Jose Gregorio Morales Lugo
I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup Smiley
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Margaret Danda-Daoust
The Soup-based Gameria will only appear on an App later, but first the Cheeseria To Go.
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Yenny Lugo
I want Papa’s souperia to excite a game of soup
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Cheeseria first, Soup Mia later.
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No soup for them.
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« Reply #1898 on: August 23, 2019, 03:57:08 PM »

No soup for them.
Rip no soup Cry
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« Reply #1899 on: August 23, 2019, 04:35:32 PM »

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papa's elise??
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Sorry but I still laugh about this everytime I think about it. Crying Laughing
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« Reply #1900 on: August 23, 2019, 05:51:37 PM »

Sorry but I still laugh about this everytime I think about it. Crying Laughing
It's pretty funny yeah Laugh
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« Reply #1901 on: August 23, 2019, 11:36:56 PM »

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I vote for Zach 1 000 000 times
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« Reply #1902 on: August 23, 2019, 11:37:34 PM »

Ivon Galvan
I vote for Zach 1 000 000 times
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Don't tell Matt
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Sorry we couldn't make you happy.
somebody didn't take their meds today
Speedo is owned by Ode
hello I have time to upload my balls
Colonel Kori hired Pete and South America to clean Louis.
This year, North Korea has attacked the old dog
I love your Oven
it looks like all these posts were created by hippies
My belly is my ticklish spot too
Get in my signature
in few minutes, i will end making my new sexy FC
They need to hire new civilians and fire the old ones
This time the dog wakes up!
I don't believe he's in my bottom
What a pity about those nuts
#WeNeedMoreThickPals
give me a holler
I hate mine too.
(cries in format)
how is canada offensive?
I have a crush on Liezel from Papa’s Pancakeria To Go.
How is he supposed to submit himself
I think she's a little bit overweight.
Those are idiots Smiley
I just push randomly and hope for the best.
I'm the only one who likes PP
who the hell is Linchy
Does sausage fits Groovstock
it's upside-down squirting into the cooker? When it's on the table?
Welp, why did u called her a bleep then?
Nice n simple (and sort of cute)
I licked deodorant as a kid
Is she going to undergo a plastic surgery for that?
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« Reply #1903 on: August 23, 2019, 11:47:26 PM »

too late Laugh
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« Reply #1904 on: August 23, 2019, 11:53:12 PM »

Zach automatically lose
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Sorry we couldn't make you happy.
somebody didn't take their meds today
Speedo is owned by Ode
hello I have time to upload my balls
Colonel Kori hired Pete and South America to clean Louis.
This year, North Korea has attacked the old dog
I love your Oven
it looks like all these posts were created by hippies
My belly is my ticklish spot too
Get in my signature
in few minutes, i will end making my new sexy FC
They need to hire new civilians and fire the old ones
This time the dog wakes up!
I don't believe he's in my bottom
What a pity about those nuts
#WeNeedMoreThickPals
give me a holler
I hate mine too.
(cries in format)
how is canada offensive?
I have a crush on Liezel from Papa’s Pancakeria To Go.
How is he supposed to submit himself
I think she's a little bit overweight.
Those are idiots Smiley
I just push randomly and hope for the best.
I'm the only one who likes PP
who the hell is Linchy
Does sausage fits Groovstock
it's upside-down squirting into the cooker? When it's on the table?
Welp, why did u called her a bleep then?
Nice n simple (and sort of cute)
I licked deodorant as a kid
Is she going to undergo a plastic surgery for that?
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