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You don't love me the same
« Reply #45 on: August 29, 2018, 06:30:30 PM »
iss ok, voted for 4
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ZechAkari
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« Reply #46 on: August 29, 2018, 08:44:36 PM »
Issue No. 24 Results: Option 4 Results: Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
Far-right-wing Nazi supporters plan to stage a rally in the city center tomorrow, giving voice to their violent, racist views. 1: “Frankly, I’m appalled that the government can even consider allowing this travesty to go ahead,” says prominent Jewish personality Weena Cohen. “We can’t let these animals broadcast their message of hate. Surely FliplineForum is too civilized for that.” 2: “It’s exactly because we’re civilized that we must let the demonstration proceed,” says free speech campaigner Cindy Kamen. “We may not like what they have to say, but in this society, people have the right to argue whatever political view they want, no matter how hateful, selfish, or stupid it is.”
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« Reply #47 on: August 29, 2018, 08:46:08 PM »
Let them have free speech.
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Katakuri
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« Reply #48 on: August 29, 2018, 08:58:17 PM »
Screw nazis man
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« Reply #49 on: August 29, 2018, 09:01:02 PM »
We are anarchy
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« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2018, 09:44:38 AM »
It went from 3-3, to 4-4, to 5-5. damn.
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« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2018, 01:31:08 PM »
Currency should be tips.
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« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2018, 03:42:36 PM »
Issue No. 22 Results: Option 2. Results: The tenet of free speech is held dear. FliplineForum's Political Freedoms rose from Superb to World Benchmark.
Acclaimed yet controversial thespian Brian Venkman elicited shock (and not coincidentally, more than a little publicity) after performing Hamlet with the severed head of his recently deceased uncle taking the role of ‘Yorick’ in lieu of the usual fake skull. A debate has begun over proper respect for human remains, and whether the general public should be allowed to own them. 1: “DAH-ling, when I play the Oedipal Prince I want your rapt attention!” explains the pretentious actor, shaking his uncle’s left femur at you for emphasis. “Did not the jester’s head held aloft in my hand both capture and captivate your gaze? Was I not momentarily a solitary tableau vivant to behold and admire? A replica would have lacked authenticity, and the Art demands authenticity! Owning human bones should be perfectly legal for all, as should gathering any unclaimed remains. My wondrous panoply of accoutrements is not complete without these fragments of mortality!” 2: “I agree that owning cadavers should be legal, but it should be restricted solely to members of the medical and scientific community with stringent regulations to establish proper consent and to safeguard the proper use of the remains,” recommends Khethelo Coulson, a medical student and keen anatomist. “Human specimens are needed by archaeologists, doctors, transplant surgeons, researchers and the like. Letting a liver rot underground is just a waste.” 3: “What you people are failing to see is the enormous market gap!” giddily giggles entrepreneur Prudence Khan, gesturing and gesticulating at a nearby graveyard. “There’s a fortune of Flipcoins here in buried treasure! Let people pre-sell their future remains to forward-thinking companies, or let relatives do the same with the recently deceased, and we can turn cold stiff bodies into cold hard cash! Everybody with any body wins! The bereaved can dry their tears with banknotes, while we make accessories from real human ivory, and handbags from the finest human leather! Hmm... Leader, has anyone ever told you what lovely skin you have?” 4: “HERESY!” screams Really Revered Reverend Yuri Rios, who claims to be an ordained cleric of a religion you’ve never heard of. “Have all of you lost your minds? Do you understand what you are saying? When people die, they must be respectfully buried whole, otherwise in the afterlife they will be fragmented! Would you like to spend all eternity as a pile of loose body parts? I’m sure I wouldn’t! Do you want the restless shades of the dismembered haunting you? I’m sure I don’t! The dead must be allowed rest in peace, not pieces!”
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« Reply #53 on: August 31, 2018, 06:13:29 AM »
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« Reply #54 on: August 31, 2018, 08:38:29 PM »
Issue 728 Results: Option 1 Results: Scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
When media boss Ian Tivruski green-lighted a new Brancalandian animated series for the Fliptonian Kids Network, he thought he was commissioning a delightful children’s show about metal-working amazons who knit cozy jumpers for their grandkids. As it turns out, the surprisingly explicit animation Sword Heroins: Love Needle has caused a lot of confusion amongst young viewers, and upset many parents. 1: “Innocent children’s minds need to be protected from such corruption,” declares noted moral guardian Maria Polytunnel. “To achieve this, we should set up a Children’s Regulatory Animation Panel, with me as its fully-paid leader, of course. We can then deem what is and what is not suitable for broadcast.” 2: “Should we blame these images on TV? No! Blame Brancaland!” declares angry mother Sheila Brelufski. “We should send tanks, and planes, and soldiers to the Branclandian borders, threatening war unless they stop making this filth!” 3: “I don’t get why people are complaining, to be honest,” dissembles Tivruski defensively. “Clearly, we added ‘Sword Heroins’ to our line-up to educate children about the dangers of peer pressure, drug abuse, and challenging everyone you vaguely dislike to a duel. Let us broadcast what we like when we like, even if it does challenge the tastes of some of our more easily offended viewers. Stand up for free speech, and endorse our decision, Leader.” 4: “I think we’re ignoring a broader issue here,” bemoans frustrated animator Parker Stonetrey, “which is that animated art forms are never taken seriously enough to be considered anything more than kiddie fare. I say that we develop FliplineForum’s artistic vision and creativity by subsidising adult animation. When people think FliplineForum, they should think Hentai!”
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ZechAkari
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« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2018, 11:10:12 AM »
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Katakuri
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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2018, 11:42:09 PM »
numbruh 4
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Hoping for a good 2021. Forum Guy Funny Moments:
Do you stan Loona?
"Bruh! You stupid."
*Brother E has a bruh moment.*
my chef's are Phil and Loona
Lisa is not a soccer Alberto is
Mascots are just professional furries.
Here's a trampoline since you love jumping to conclusions so much
maybe the real clown pants were the friends we made along the way
I feel like the boob
Soy Boy Roy