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« on: September 27, 2018, 06:17:31 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2018, 06:18:32 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2018, 06:21:27 PM »

Aw man at least let spongebob own this
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« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2018, 06:29:39 PM »

We have a new logo!

Aw man at least let spongebob own this
He can be the manager. I'm the reporter.
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« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2018, 06:40:21 PM »

BREAKING: ADMINISTRATOR Matt Neff Wants To Build An ILLEGAL FIREWALL To Stop SPAMBOTS!

Hello, flat earthers!

Today administrator Matt Neff was reportedly chanting at a rally for his supporters, also known as Neffanzees. HE WANTS TO BUILD A FIREWALL! Why, you may ask? Mr. Neff, also known as Pringles Benito, wants a firewall because it will keep out those pesky spambots. According to him, all of the global moderators he's talked to say that the issue is growing out of control. Illegal registration must be stopped. THIS IS FAKE NEWS, FLAT EARTHERS!



Look at that smug face!

"We're going to build a wall; we have no choice, we have no choice!" he was reported to say, before leading the crowd of Neffanzees in a chant of "Build that wall! Build that wall! BUILD THAT WALL!". Why is this our administrator?! What have we done to deserve this?



How do the Neffanzees support this! SEXIST!

Impeach that Benito...who's with me, eh?

Flipline Forum Flat Earth News has reached out Pringles Benito's office to find out more.

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« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2018, 06:41:26 PM »

"I have to finish working on something"
Great usage of time! In all seriousness, this is hilarious Laugh
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« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2018, 06:44:19 PM »

We gotta stop him


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« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2018, 07:04:39 PM »

if you want to end a firewall just throw water on it
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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2018, 07:18:20 AM »

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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2018, 10:47:15 AM »

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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2018, 11:23:21 AM »

The title is misleading.
It has clearly nothing to do with Flat Earth.
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