Literally, everybody like sprinkles.
YAY! Finally on Thanksgiving,
Seriously, what the is Pumpkin Pomodoro? Hank! You put that in your Pasta?!
(Pastaria is getting weirder)
I'm starting to think Pasteria holiday toppings are wierder than Cupcakeria's. ???
Chilifest toppings
Rico's Chili: It's Rico's, so it has to taste good ut it does seem a little odd putting chilli on pasta for me.
Cellentani: It looks like it could exist in real life. It also looks good.
Chili Pepper: HOT HOT HOT! Well, if they put Chilli on pasta, I guess Chilli peppers are fine, too.
Cheddar Cheese: I had cheese on Spagetti but it wasn't cheddar. Sounds good though.
Summer Luau toppings
Shells: Looks good, and it's real.
Pineapple Pancetta: PINEAPPLES ON SPAGETTI. And what the flip is a Pancatta?
Lemon Herb: On Pasta? HECK NO!
Glazed Ham: Mmm... Ham...
Starlight Jubilee toppings
Rocket Ragu: The flip is this?
Stellini: Looks cool, but it's pretty weird.
Provolone Stars: It looks like chicken. And I like chicken.
Blue Cheese: Isn't Blue Cheese rotten cheese? If so, ew!
Neptune's Feast toppings
Crab Mezzelune: Who puts crab in a spice thingy?
Venetian Vongole: The flip is this?
Creole Rub: Looks like Pizza Ravoli.
Anchovies: At least Wally orders this...
Gondola 500 toppings
Hurry Curry: Hurry Curry? Sugar and coffee makes you hyper. WHHO WOULD WANT THAT ON THEIR PASTA? Well, Utah would really want coffee.
Mafaldine: O.O What the... What does this represent? Is this even real?
Fried Ravioli: DOUBLE ITAILIAN!
Garlic Rush DO WE NEED MORE SUAGR AND DRUGS IN OUR STUFF?
Halloween toppings
Vermicelli: CAUSE WE NEEDED MORE COLORED PASTA!
Purple Pesto I can not believe that this is real.
Cauldron Powder: Yes, your ears aren't tricking you! It's Cauldron Poweder! WHAT THE-
Mussels: At lest it's real, right?
Thanksgiving toppings
Pumpkin Pomodoro: WHO PUTS PUMPKINS ON PASTA?
Harvest Tortellini: Yay! More colored pasta! Not.
Roasted Turkey: OMG THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD!
Crushed Croutons: What the heck is a crouton?
Christmas toppings
Festive Rotini: REALLY? MORE COLORED PASTA?
Roasted Romana: MORE MADE UP WORDS!
Yule Spice: (vomits)
Basil Leaf: What... Really? WHAT?!
New Year toppings
Midnight Marsala: ...
Rainbow Gramigna: STOP IT WITH THE COLORED PASTA!!!
Cheese Cubes: Oh thank goodness, this sounds okay.
Rainbow Peppercorn: At first I saw popcorn. But turns out it was peppercorn.

Valentine's Day toppings
Valentini: This doesn't even look like pasta! It looks like cookies.
Heartbeet Arrabbiata: NOW WE HAVE PUNS!
Spiced Saffron: The heck is saffron?
Cherry Tomato: WHY ISN'T THAT THE SAUCE?
St. Paddy's Day toppings
Zesty Pesto: Okay, we didn't need more pesto...
Cloveroni:

AND CLOVER ORDERS THIS!

Broccoli Um... Okay?
Lucky Dust: You put dust on pasta? You're gross.
Romano Wedding toppings
Cathedral Carbonara: What?
Fiori Risoni: So you got lucky charms now?
Bouquet Blend: WHO WANTS FLOWERS?
Pickled Eggs: You can pickle eggs?