I'm starting to think Pasteria holiday toppings are wierder than Cupcakeria's. ???
Chilifest toppings
Rico's Chili: It's Rico's, so it has to taste good ut it does seem a little odd putting chilli on pasta for me.
Cellentani: It looks like it could exist in real life. It also looks good.
Chili Pepper: HOT HOT HOT! Well, if they put Chilli on pasta, I guess Chilli peppers are fine, too.
Cheddar Cheese: I had cheese on Spagetti but it wasn't cheddar. Sounds good though.
Summer Luau toppings
Shells: Looks good, and it's real.
Pineapple Pancetta: PINEAPPLES ON SPAGETTI. And what the flip is a Pancatta?
Lemon Herb: On Pasta? HECK NO!
Glazed Ham: Mmm... Ham...
Starlight Jubilee toppings
Rocket Ragu: The flip is this?
Stellini: Looks cool, but it's pretty weird.
Provolone Stars: It looks like chicken. And I like chicken.
Blue Cheese: Isn't Blue Cheese rotten cheese? If so, ew!
Neptune's Feast toppings
Crab Mezzelune: Who puts crab in a spice thingy?
Venetian Vongole: The flip is this?
Creole Rub: Looks like Pizza Ravoli.
Anchovies: At least Wally orders this...
Gondola 500 toppings
Hurry Curry: Hurry Curry? Sugar and coffee makes you hyper. WHHO WOULD WANT THAT ON THEIR PASTA? Well, Utah would really want coffee.
Mafaldine: O.O What the... What does this represent? Is this even real?
Fried Ravioli: DOUBLE ITAILIAN!
Garlic Rush DO WE NEED MORE SUAGR AND DRUGS IN OUR STUFF?
Halloween toppings
Vermicelli: CAUSE WE NEEDED MORE COLORED PASTA!
Purple Pesto I can not believe that this is real.
Cauldron Powder: Yes, your ears aren't tricking you! It's Cauldron Poweder! WHAT THE-
Mussels: At lest it's real, right?
Thanksgiving toppings
Pumpkin Pomodoro: WHO PUTS PUMPKINS ON PASTA?
Harvest Tortellini: Yay! More colored pasta! Not.
Roasted Turkey: OMG THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS GOOD!
Crushed Croutons: What the heck is a crouton?
Christmas toppings
Festive Rotini: REALLY? MORE COLORED PASTA?
Roasted Romana: MORE MADE UP WORDS!
Yule Spice: (vomits)
Basil Leaf: What... Really? WHAT?!
New Year toppings
Midnight Marsala: ...
Rainbow Gramigna: STOP IT WITH THE COLORED PASTA!!!
Cheese Cubes: Oh thank goodness, this sounds okay.
Rainbow Peppercorn: At first I saw popcorn. But turns out it was peppercorn.

Valentine's Day toppings
Valentini: This doesn't even look like pasta! It looks like cookies.
Heartbeet Arrabbiata: NOW WE HAVE PUNS!
Spiced Saffron: The heck is saffron?
Cherry Tomato: WHY ISN'T THAT THE SAUCE?
St. Paddy's Day toppings
Zesty Pesto: Okay, we didn't need more pesto...
Cloveroni:

AND CLOVER ORDERS THIS!

Broccoli Um... Okay?
Lucky Dust: You put dust on pasta? You're gross.
Romano Wedding toppings
Cathedral Carbonara: What?
Fiori Risoni: So you got lucky charms now?
Bouquet Blend: WHO WANTS FLOWERS?
Pickled Eggs: You can pickle eggs?