Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« on: May 01, 2020, 10:26:35 PM » |
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Characters:
Brriann: main character boy. Probably seven or eight. Likes Minecraft and is apparently sneaky.
Vickly: Brriann's mommy. Loud.
Jooey: friend kid. Probably seven or eight. Likes Minecraft and is a liar.
Mommy: Jooey's mommy. Sweet.
Mooaoaa: Who even knows?
Ncvk: ???
Premise:
Brriann escapes his house at night to play with Jooey. Hijinks ensue.
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« Last Edit: May 01, 2020, 10:50:49 PM by CeruleaM »
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2020, 10:27:28 PM » |
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Brriann: My mommy said that I had to be in bed, but I snuck out and now I'm at your house. Let's play M I N E C R A F T !
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Towers
Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2020, 10:28:04 PM » |
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Brriann's friend: Sure
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2020, 10:29:14 PM » |
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Brriann: Gosh Jooey, how'd you build this world?
Vickly (Brriann's Mommy): (loudly, from her house across the street) Whayr are my chirlden?
Brriann: Ack my mommy is calling.
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Towers
Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2020, 10:30:02 PM » |
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Mommy: Sweetie are you sleeping?
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2020, 10:31:58 PM » |
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*Brriann hides in the closet*
Jooey: Yes mommy, I'm s l e e p i n g
(Vickly goes to check to see if Brriann is in his bed, and he's not. W H E R E could he B E ? At a friend's house, perhaps?)
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2020, 10:41:06 PM » |
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*Mommy leaves the room*
Brriann: Hey Jooey... I have a secret...
Jooey: ooh ooh ooh
Brriann: I like Mooaoaa.
Jooey: ew but she's ugly
Mooaoaa: hey rude
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Towers
Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2020, 10:41:59 PM » |
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*House explodes*
Everybody dies. The end.
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Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2020, 10:44:37 PM » |
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no. Brriann is dead.
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2020, 10:44:57 PM » |
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Vickly: You see, Brriann, that's why we don't escape the house. It's because Mommy has a large stash of explosives. (closes book) Good night.
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2020, 10:46:25 PM » |
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(Brriann escapes the house and goes to Jooey's house. For real this time)
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2020, 10:50:19 PM » |
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Brriann: What the frick this is Jooey's house???
Ncvkgsdjkhjsk.wfld.jl.xNJCLVFSDKLSNL: Jooey is dead. I have taken over his house by force. You can call me Ncvk.
Brriann: Oh cool. Ya like Minecraft?
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Towers
Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #12 on: May 01, 2020, 10:52:05 PM » |
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Ncvk: ye
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #13 on: May 01, 2020, 10:52:51 PM » |
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*Ncvk rips off mask to reveal Mooaoaa*
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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Revali
Evil Twin
Restaurant Master
My evil twin said that s man don't mind him
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« Reply #14 on: May 01, 2020, 10:58:36 PM » |
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Mooaoaa: wttatt
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Impressive, I know. Very few can achieve a mastery of the sky. Yet I have made an art of creating an updraft that allows me to soar. It’s considered to be quite the masterpiece of aerial techniques, even among the Rito. With proper utilization of my superior skills, I see no reason why we couldn’t easily dispense with Ganon. Now then, my ability to explore the firmament is certainly of note… But let’s not—pardon me for being so blunt—let’s not forget that I am the most skilled archer of all the Rito. Yet despite these truths, it seems that I have been tasked to merely assist you. All because you happen to have that little darkness-sealing sword on your back. I mean, it’s just…asinine. —Unless…you think you can prove me wrong? Maybe we should just settle this one on one? But where…? Oh, I know! How about up there?!— Oh, you must pardon me. I forgot you have no way of making it up to that Divine Beast on your own!—Good luck sealing the darkness!
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