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« on: July 09, 2020, 02:03:52 AM »

As we all know, even with this pandemic and civil unrest, the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election is right behind the corner. Now, the two most popular candidates, Donald Trump and Joe Biden, are both almost unanimously seen as unsuited for this higher position, and just like with 2016, this is shaping up to be a pick-your-poison election. However, I have made this topic to advertise a much more suitable candidate to run this country: Rick Astley! Rick Astley has proven himself to be a viable and effective 46th President of the United States. With him in charge, America can finally become great again!

In this spoiler lies Rick Astley's detailed campaign promises:
Spoiler:
He'll never
  • Give you up
  • Let you down
  • Run Around
  • Desert You
  • Make you cry
  • Say goodbye
  • Tell a lie
  • Hurt you

As you can see, if Astley is elected this year, he promises to be open with the citizens of this country, loyal to the very end, and work his hardest to provide us, the people, with both security and happiness. He also has the strong working class at heart. A vote for Rick Astley is a vote for the future!

Campaign Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Remember: the future of this country matters! Wink

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« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2020, 02:24:15 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2020, 02:24:21 AM »

LMAO
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« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2020, 09:24:02 AM »

I'm sad not to be over 18 nor American Pensive Cry
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« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2020, 09:28:33 AM »

What's so funny about this?
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« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2020, 09:29:16 AM »

GOD DAMN WHY I'M NOT AMERICAN
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2020, 09:33:46 AM »

‘Desert you’
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2020, 10:23:22 AM »

What's so funny about this?

You not understanding this  Smiley
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Ibzy is the Arabic text because everytime I see him he says he is going to Arabic lessons.
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Bethany: Don't put all of the blame on me! You are responsible as well! If I had seen a name spelled like O-W-E-H-N-N on your list, this party wouldn't be a disaster
Rachel: You said what now?
Bethany: Owen! With "H" and double "N"
Rachel: Oh, Lord! You don't even know how his name is spelled!
Bethany: Am I supposed to?
Rachel: Yes!
Bethany: I am sorry, I am not a denominator.
Rachel: I am sure you don't even know how that's spelled either. Besides, Owen is a quite usual name nowadays. When I walk down the street, I can name at least 3 Owens at a time.
Bethany: Then why didn't you invite one of them?
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Not that I am stalking his FC topic or anything but anyway
cuz they've got S P I C E S
She kidnaps Matt and Tony in there
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2020, 10:38:02 AM »

Yes please
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2020, 10:46:32 AM »

You not understanding this  Smiley
Yes please

I do understand it, I just don't find it funny.
There's nothing funny about it. Memes in general just aren't funny.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2020, 10:48:49 AM »

Can he be, like, the world's ruler or something already?
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2020, 10:55:28 AM »

I do understand it, I just don't find it funny.
There's nothing funny about it. Memes in general just aren't funny.

then don't post here then
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18.06.20 = new name and promised neverland gif
26.08.20 = skyler for pnc20
03.09.20 = skyler isn't in pnc2020 so error
04.09.20 = drawing of owen
25.09.20 = ibzyfrost
Dope Quote Collection:
Ibzy is the Arabic text because everytime I see him he says he is going to Arabic lessons.
Rachel: Well, what I do know is that because of you, this party will be a total disaster because the winner of The FC Games will be absent!
Bethany: Don't put all of the blame on me! You are responsible as well! If I had seen a name spelled like O-W-E-H-N-N on your list, this party wouldn't be a disaster
Rachel: You said what now?
Bethany: Owen! With "H" and double "N"
Rachel: Oh, Lord! You don't even know how his name is spelled!
Bethany: Am I supposed to?
Rachel: Yes!
Bethany: I am sorry, I am not a denominator.
Rachel: I am sure you don't even know how that's spelled either. Besides, Owen is a quite usual name nowadays. When I walk down the street, I can name at least 3 Owens at a time.
Bethany: Then why didn't you invite one of them?
Rachel: Because surname is such an important factor as well, you fool!
Not that I am stalking his FC topic or anything but anyway
cuz they've got S P I C E S
She kidnaps Matt and Tony in there
Lamo
You've been judged, nasty boi
Ibzy: brb cloning myself
Me: Reveals OC
Kaito: Nice
Kaito: Reveals FC
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2020, 11:04:40 AM »

then don't post here then

But I can't say that it's not funny?
If you all get triggered by my posts, then why do you reply to them?
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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2020, 11:06:01 AM »

But I can't say that it's not funny?
If you all get triggered by my posts, then why do you reply to them?

If you don't find it funny, why did you reply to this?
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28.10.17 = Timm going in portal (Papa Louie 3)
1.11.17 = Moe (da best male customer)
14.7.19 = Owen (one of my entries in KCP19)
28.7.19 = My KCP Entries (KCP Trio)
19.8.19 = Owen (entry in KCP19) with coloured
background
10.9.19 = Owen in FC Games
4.10.19 = Lavender dressed up as a witch for Halloween
6.11.19 = Owen shown as the winner in FC Games: Season 1
22.11.19 = Skyler da underrated kween
26.12.19 = Owen as a judge in FC Games 2
13.02.20 = Owen & Piper (Happy Valentine's Day 2020!)
17.02.20 = New Update of PLP is here!
02.03.20 = Elliot doing the robot during the countdown to St. Paddy's. Day
22.03.20 = elliot in online school
19.04.20 = phil from the promised neverland
17.05.20 = me stroking a meerkat (i'm green hoodie guy)
01.06.20 = devin from ridonculous race
18.06.20 = new name and promised neverland gif
26.08.20 = skyler for pnc20
03.09.20 = skyler isn't in pnc2020 so error
04.09.20 = drawing of owen
25.09.20 = ibzyfrost
Dope Quote Collection:
Ibzy is the Arabic text because everytime I see him he says he is going to Arabic lessons.
Rachel: Well, what I do know is that because of you, this party will be a total disaster because the winner of The FC Games will be absent!
Bethany: Don't put all of the blame on me! You are responsible as well! If I had seen a name spelled like O-W-E-H-N-N on your list, this party wouldn't be a disaster
Rachel: You said what now?
Bethany: Owen! With "H" and double "N"
Rachel: Oh, Lord! You don't even know how his name is spelled!
Bethany: Am I supposed to?
Rachel: Yes!
Bethany: I am sorry, I am not a denominator.
Rachel: I am sure you don't even know how that's spelled either. Besides, Owen is a quite usual name nowadays. When I walk down the street, I can name at least 3 Owens at a time.
Bethany: Then why didn't you invite one of them?
Rachel: Because surname is such an important factor as well, you fool!
Not that I am stalking his FC topic or anything but anyway
cuz they've got S P I C E S
She kidnaps Matt and Tony in there
Lamo
You've been judged, nasty boi
Ibzy: brb cloning myself
Me: Reveals OC
Kaito: Nice
Kaito: Reveals FC
Forum: OMGGGGGG!11!!!!!11
Call out the actions, not the people

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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2020, 11:09:57 AM »

If you don't find it funny, why did you reply to this?

I already told you why.
Why am I not allowed to reply something that I actually think? Do you want me to say things that I don't actually think?
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