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« Reply #195 on: November 09, 2013, 01:50:16 PM »

Mary's farthar had five daughters
Nana
Nene
Nini
Nono
who is the fith one
Mary is the fith one not Nunu
did you get that from whats my iq?
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« Reply #196 on: November 09, 2013, 02:04:17 PM »

He probably did.
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« Reply #197 on: November 09, 2013, 07:18:02 PM »

its common question
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« Reply #198 on: November 09, 2013, 07:19:15 PM »

Good one!  I like it!

Thank you. .U.
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« Reply #199 on: November 10, 2013, 12:42:03 AM »

No i got it from my Dad he has good Riddels
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« Reply #200 on: November 10, 2013, 08:08:24 AM »

I'm Just Kidding
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« Reply #201 on: May 27, 2014, 08:31:06 AM »

I got this joke from my cousin... I may not tell it the same but I still really wanted to post it LOL.

So there was this traveler who didn't know much English, and he was walking along some street in the USA when he heard someone saying, "Me me me me me me me!"
Then he walked a bit further, and he heard someone calling out, "Forks and knives, forks and knives!"
He walked further still, and heard somebody else saying, "Goody goody gumdrops! Goody goody gumdrops!"
Eventually, this man reached a forest. He continued to walk through the forest until he suddenly came upon a corpse, when he stopped and stood over the corpse. He was still there when a policeman appeared.
The policeman asked the foreigner, "Who killed this man?"
The foreign guy answered, "Me me me me me me me!"
The policeman asked, "What did you kill him with?"
The foreign traveler responded, "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!"
The policeman asded, "You know what that means, right? You're going to jail!"
The foreigner said, "Goody goody gumdrops! Goody goody gumdrops!"
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« Reply #202 on: May 27, 2014, 08:34:01 AM »

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« Reply #203 on: May 27, 2014, 09:10:50 AM »

Pinocchio, Superman, and Snow White are having a walk.
That is when they see a sign saying "Most Beautiful Woman"
Snow White comes in and later comes out with a crown.
They continue walking unto they see a sign saying "Strongest Man"
Superman flies in and later flies out wearing a golden belt as the trophy.
They continue walking unto they see a sign saying "Biggest Liar"
Pinocchio walks in and later comes out with his head down, crying.
When the other two ask what's wrong, Pinocchio says "Who is Barack Obama?"
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« Reply #204 on: May 27, 2014, 04:52:01 PM »

What did the proton say to the electron? Why are you so negative?
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« Reply #205 on: May 27, 2014, 06:52:58 PM »

1: Why did the clown fall off the swing?
2: Why?
1: I shot it.
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« Reply #206 on: May 28, 2014, 03:00:57 AM »

The Blue Man lives in the Blue House
The Red Man lives in the Red House
The Yellow Man lives in the Yellow House
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Who lives in the White House?
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« Reply #207 on: May 28, 2014, 04:15:22 AM »

oh no

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« Reply #208 on: May 28, 2014, 07:40:15 AM »

oho

When I was 4 years old my sister was half my age

Now I am 100 years old. How old is my sister?
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« Reply #209 on: May 28, 2014, 07:40:47 AM »

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