LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #285 on: June 23, 2014, 12:04:27 PM » |
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AskJoe
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« Reply #286 on: July 02, 2014, 04:51:14 PM » |
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I supect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent."
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #287 on: July 02, 2014, 04:53:18 PM » |
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« Reply #288 on: July 02, 2014, 08:40:29 PM » |
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL I HEARD IT BEFORE
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Paramore
Master Restaurant
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« Reply #289 on: July 02, 2014, 09:46:36 PM » |
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LMFAO Q: What US state is round on the outside and high in the middle? Answer: |
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cozyhighway
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« Reply #290 on: July 02, 2014, 11:49:44 PM » |
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Because the lights were red.
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To Flipline Forum,
Thank you.
You guys have raised me.
I'm so so grateful.
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Kowhai
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« Reply #291 on: July 03, 2014, 02:32:11 AM » |
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The traffic lights were broken, and he was a repairman sent to repair them.
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #292 on: July 03, 2014, 04:46:08 AM » |
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Once upon a time, 4 men went on a canoeing trip with 1 canoe. They tipped the boat and they all fell into the ocean, yet not a single man got wet. Why is this? |
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« Reply #293 on: July 03, 2014, 04:50:31 PM » |
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Plot Twist: Not a married man got wet either
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AskJoe [Oct 06 12:17 AM]: Okay, so maybe I was wrong all along and God actually does exist. |
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LKOB
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« Reply #294 on: July 03, 2014, 06:26:39 PM » |
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DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN
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AskJoe
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« Reply #295 on: July 05, 2014, 11:22:52 PM » |
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Note: this actually happened.
Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."
In case you don't get this the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle states that you can't simultaneously know your speed and position.
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Zorro Metal
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« Reply #296 on: July 06, 2014, 11:27:41 AM » |
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These jokes aren't funny for me. BOOO!!!
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The Real Alien
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« Reply #297 on: July 06, 2014, 11:42:20 AM » |
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These jokes aren't funny for me. BOOO!!!
*facelaptop* |
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Vinnie
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« Reply #298 on: July 06, 2014, 12:31:13 PM » |
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These jokes aren't funny for me. BOOO!!!
Make some funny ones then ---- "I'm going bananas," is what I say to my bananas before I leave. ---- Is that better, Blaze? |
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Papl
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« Reply #299 on: July 06, 2014, 12:47:48 PM » |
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These jokes aren't funny for me. BOOO!!!
You're not funny. |
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