Theo
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« Reply #330 on: December 19, 2014, 08:26:45 PM » |
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ROFLOL!!!
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That one was good! Have you considered being a comedian?
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AskJoe
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« Reply #331 on: December 19, 2014, 09:17:07 PM » |
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LKOB
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« Reply #332 on: December 20, 2014, 06:06:29 AM » |
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I am just going to (Indian accent) schlap dat (normal accent) joke from Reddit for this time of the year. Enjoy.
A man walks in to a pet store and says to the clerk, "My girlfriend really loves animals. Do you have one that would make a great Christmas present?" The clerk say, "Sure, how about this bird? His name is Chet. Chet sings Christmas songs."
The man looks at Chet and says, "That sounds perfect. Show me." The clerk takes a lighter and puts it under the bird's left wing. The bird starts singing the greatest rendition of White Christmas that the man had ever heard. The clerk then takes the lighter and places it under the bird's right wing, and the bird starts singing a perfect version of Jingle Bells. At this point, the man is so impressed that he pays for the bird and hurries home.
As soon as he gets home, he thinks to himself, "I better check to make sure that old man didn't scam me." He puts the lighter to the bird's left wing, and just like in the store, the bird starts singing White Christmas. He puts the lighter under the bird's right wing, and sure enough, the bird starts singing Jingle Bells. So then he thinks, "What if I put the lighter between the bird's legs?" He slowly places the lighter between the bird's leg, and the birds starts screaming, "CHET'S NUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE!"
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LKOB
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« Reply #333 on: December 20, 2014, 06:07:15 AM » |
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LKOB
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Ahh... tranquility...
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« Reply #334 on: December 20, 2014, 06:10:59 AM » |
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Soz for 3post
I'm reading a great book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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Theo
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« Reply #335 on: December 20, 2014, 06:17:32 AM » |
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must be interesting.
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That one was good! Have you considered being a comedian?
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Vinnie
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« Reply #336 on: December 20, 2014, 06:47:24 AM » |
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i odnt get it!
The Christmas Song starts with, "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire" |
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Lovaho
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M-m, booboo.
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« Reply #337 on: December 20, 2014, 07:06:03 AM » |
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oh..
I just didnt know thatnsong.
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I date men
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ahfaz12
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« Reply #338 on: December 20, 2014, 07:08:00 AM » |
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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
He wanted to go to the high school.
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Lovaho
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M-m, booboo.
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« Reply #339 on: December 20, 2014, 07:08:25 AM » |
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meh
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I date men
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AskJoe
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« Reply #340 on: December 20, 2014, 06:54:55 PM » |
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Lovaho
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M-m, booboo.
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« Reply #341 on: December 20, 2014, 06:56:06 PM » |
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OH NO! LOTB HAS DIABETES!
Anyway, my mom has three orange in one hand a five apples in the other.
What does she have?
big hands.
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LKOB
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« Reply #342 on: December 20, 2014, 06:57:08 PM » |
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Lovaho
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M-m, booboo.
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« Reply #343 on: December 20, 2014, 06:59:00 PM » |
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Anyway I ate like too much sweets today
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I date men
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AskJoe
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« Reply #344 on: December 20, 2014, 07:04:50 PM » |
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Unless you're getting a stomach ache than don't worry about it, just make sure you brush you teeth very well tonight.  |
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