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« Reply #345 on: December 20, 2014, 07:47:32 PM »

is it complimwntary angles?
Their isn't enough information to tell. It could be anything relating to geometry, trigonometry, or any other area of math.
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« Reply #346 on: December 20, 2014, 07:48:44 PM »

anyway i hate bisecting angles with a toot compass.

especially perpendicular, because it's obvious, use a protractor!!

-What if u no have one

-then buy one
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« Reply #347 on: December 20, 2014, 08:05:01 PM »

Q: Why did Frogger cross the road?
A: Because you've been playing the game for hours and you've finally beat this level.
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« Reply #348 on: December 20, 2014, 08:05:46 PM »

frogger?
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« Reply #349 on: December 20, 2014, 08:09:25 PM »

It's a classic arcade game. You can play it here.
http://www.frogger.net/
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« Reply #350 on: December 21, 2014, 05:45:44 PM »

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« Reply #351 on: December 21, 2014, 05:46:32 PM »

LOOK LOOOOL IT'S ON THE 365TH POST Laugh
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« Reply #352 on: December 21, 2014, 06:30:48 PM »

Girl: You remind me of Santa

Boy: Awe is it because i bring joy and happiness

Girl: No. It's becuz u only work 1 day a year and on the next 364 u judge people
lololololol Laugh
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« Reply #353 on: December 21, 2014, 06:39:23 PM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #354 on: December 21, 2014, 08:32:45 PM »

ok?
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« Reply #355 on: December 23, 2014, 04:48:15 AM »

How come we are in the womb for 9 months but we aren't 9 months old when born?
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« Reply #356 on: December 24, 2014, 03:31:27 AM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #357 on: December 24, 2014, 01:11:41 PM »

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
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ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
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ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
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ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
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« Reply #358 on: December 27, 2014, 07:43:18 AM »

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« Reply #359 on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:05 AM »

So?
What has 4 letters
yet has 3 letters
although has 8 letters
then has 4 letters
rarely has 6 letters
never has 5 letters
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