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MariaYuki
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« Reply #405 on: August 18, 2016, 08:49:35 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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« Reply #406 on: August 18, 2016, 08:51:29 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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« Reply #407 on: August 18, 2016, 08:53:00 AM »

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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« Reply #408 on: August 18, 2016, 08:54:53 AM »

twenty one pilots can't fit on the plane!
but there's only two of them Roll Eyes
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« Reply #409 on: August 18, 2016, 03:34:44 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
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« Reply #410 on: August 18, 2016, 04:55:59 PM »

ur lights are off. u have a candle, an oil lamp, and a match. wich one will u light first
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« Reply #411 on: August 18, 2016, 05:32:28 PM »

I didn't need to look at the spoiler to know it's the match first. That's the oldest riddle in the book.
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« Reply #412 on: August 18, 2016, 05:37:52 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
It didn't happen at night.
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« Reply #413 on: August 18, 2016, 05:51:18 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
This one's old too
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« Reply #414 on: August 18, 2016, 06:52:31 PM »

here is a joke=i saw a poster today, somebody was asking "have u seen my cat?" so i called the number and said i didn't. i like to help were i can.   :3
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« Reply #415 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:08 PM »

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
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« Reply #416 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:38 PM »

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
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« Reply #417 on: August 18, 2016, 07:12:51 PM »

"so what r u doing today?"

"nothing"

"what the heck?! u were dong nothing the whole day yesterday!"

"yes, and im not finish yet"
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« Reply #418 on: August 18, 2016, 07:15:05 PM »

Did you hear about the kitchen race?

Yeah, the lettuce is a-head, the water's still running, and the tomato is trying hard to ketchup!
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« Reply #419 on: August 18, 2016, 07:17:45 PM »

Have you heard the movie "Constipated?"

Of course you haven't! It hasn't come out yet!

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Have you heard of the movie "Diarrhea?"

It's all over!
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