|
MariaYuki
Guest
|
 |
« Reply #405 on: August 18, 2016, 08:49:35 AM » |
|
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Lollipop
|
|
« Reply #406 on: August 18, 2016, 08:51:29 AM » |
|
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
 |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
MariaYuki
Guest
|
|
« Reply #407 on: August 18, 2016, 08:53:00 AM » |
|
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Ryuji
Restaurant Master
BEST BOY
|
|
« Reply #408 on: August 18, 2016, 08:54:53 AM » |
|
twenty one pilots can't fit on the plane! but there's only two of them  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ryuji is HERE!! You'll never see it coming!Spoiler: Finished Games: Papa's Cupcakeria Rank 146 Last Gold Star Customer: Tony Papa's Freezeria Rank 55 Last Gold Star Customer: Jojo Papa's Pastaria Rank 152 Last Gold Star Customer: Matt Spoiler: Mycroft be like "common sense? Is that something people eat? ???"
...
You were probably playing on the booby but that face looks like you meant it.
Rage [Aug 15 07:21 AM]: scramble your eggs, you...wait There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.
Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"
Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"
Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"
Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"
Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"
Independent MVP Death at Dusk Independent MVP Ghost Story
|
|
|
Ataino
A Red Cube
Better Than Papa!
A Red Cube
|
|
« Reply #409 on: August 18, 2016, 03:34:44 PM » |
|
It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name
However, the car dodged the dog, how?
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
A Red Cube
|
|
|
|
Miyazumi Kuro
|
|
« Reply #410 on: August 18, 2016, 04:55:59 PM » |
|
ur lights are off. u have a candle, an oil lamp, and a match. wich one will u light first |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
ComicSans
Guest
|
|
« Reply #411 on: August 18, 2016, 05:32:28 PM » |
|
I didn't need to look at the spoiler to know it's the match first. That's the oldest riddle in the book.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
AskJoe
Global Moderator
Papa's Replacement
|
|
« Reply #412 on: August 18, 2016, 05:37:52 PM » |
|
It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name
However, the car dodged the dog, how? It didn't happen at night. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
VampireGirl12
Guest
|
|
« Reply #413 on: August 18, 2016, 05:51:18 PM » |
|
It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name
However, the car dodged the dog, how?
This one's old too |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Miyazumi Kuro
|
|
« Reply #414 on: August 18, 2016, 06:52:31 PM » |
|
here is a joke=i saw a poster today, somebody was asking "have u seen my cat?" so i called the number and said i didn't. i like to help were i can.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
RagemZuru
Just Rage
Restaurant Legend
|
|
« Reply #415 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:08 PM » |
|
The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
It not here,
It not there.
It not right,
It not wright.
Sunshine, brine. I want honey jam.
|
|
|
|
VampireGirl12
Guest
|
|
« Reply #416 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:38 PM » |
|
The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
FAV |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Miyazumi Kuro
|
|
« Reply #417 on: August 18, 2016, 07:12:51 PM » |
|
"so what r u doing today?"
"nothing"
"what the heck?! u were dong nothing the whole day yesterday!"
"yes, and im not finish yet"
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Theo
Food Critic
|
|
« Reply #418 on: August 18, 2016, 07:15:05 PM » |
|
Did you hear about the kitchen race?
Yeah, the lettuce is a-head, the water's still running, and the tomato is trying hard to ketchup!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
That one was good! Have you considered being a comedian?
|
|
|
|
Park Jinyoung
|
|
« Reply #419 on: August 18, 2016, 07:17:45 PM » |
|
Have you heard the movie "Constipated?"
Of course you haven't! It hasn't come out yet!
~~
Have you heard of the movie "Diarrhea?"
It's all over!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
