Jokes & Riddles

[AskJoe]

Nah, I am talking about myself. It is COMPULSORY to take Islamic Studies up to I think grade 12, if you are a non-Muslim it is COMPULSORY to take Ethics.

In that case Islamic Studies seems like the best of the two classes. Indoctrination likely happens in both, well I guess the same is true for any classes that emphasize memorization over understanding and critical thinking, but at least in Islamic Studies you would learn some of the interesting cultural aspects relating to Islam.

[Nukes]

*after some lot of false tries*
Person A and B goes (total 2 minutes) B goes back (total 4) C and D (or slowpoke sloth) go (total 14) and A goes back (15) A and B goes (total 17) all of them crossed the bridge

Good job. I couldn't get that on my own

[ElectricAngel]

Can yall solve this? If you know it or looked it up dont say anything.

 there are four people who need to get to the other side of the bridge, each with their own time needed to get across said bridge. Even worse, the bridge can only support two of them for each trip (and the person with the longer time is counted when traveling in the pair). Oh and it’s like dark and there is only one flashlight so a person who has crossed the bridge has to come back for a return trip in order to lead another person across once again. See, riddles are ‘fun’.

Person A can get across in 1 minute, Person B does it in 2 minutes, Person C crosses in 5 and slowpoke sloth human needs 10 minutes. You need to get everybody to the other side in under 17 minutes.

I've seen this riddle so many times, yet I keep forgetting the answer.

[Faiz]

Ronaldo, Trump, the Pope and a schoolboy are in a plane, and the engines of the plane fail. There are only 3 parachutes.
Ronaldo says, 'I am the greatest footballer, I cannot die!' and takes a parachute.
Trump says, 'I am the President-elect of the USA and their smartest president ever! I certainly cannot die!' and takes a parachute and jump.
The Pope says to the schoolboy, 'I am old and I do not have must life left. You should take the last parachute and jump.'
The boy says, 'Don't worry, Pope, we both will go! America's smartest president took my schoolbag!'

[Ataino]

I don't get it
That's not funny

He means hat Trump took he boy's school bag, not the parachute

[Dr. Phil Swift]

I know this is not funny okay?

Why was the boy born on April fools day? cause his life is just a BIG 'O JOKE!

[ElectricAngel]

I know this is not funny okay?

Why was the boy born on April fools day? cause his life is just a BIG 'O JOKE!

Lol I like it.

[Oofis]

Quick riddle for someone to try:

On the 1st of January, a farmer put a rabbit in a rabbit pen.
When a rabbit turns 2 months old, they give birth to another rabbit, and then they give birth every month after that.
If none of the rabbits escape or die, how many rabbits will there be by Christmas?

[Dr. Phil Swift]

9 or 10 rabbits?

[Oofis]

9 or 10 rabbits?

No No No.

Clue 1 - every rabbit follows the birth rule, not just the first rabbit.

[Samantha]

Quick riddle for someone to try:

On the 1st of January, a farmer put a rabbit in a rabbit pen.
When a rabbit turns 2 months old, they give birth to another rabbit, and then they give birth every month after that.
If none of the rabbits escape or die, how many rabbits will there be by Christmas?

6

[Ataino]

This will be a chain of questions, the first who ask to do it will do it, no one else will do it, (unless I do it by PM lol)

[Ataino]

Oh ill do it n'y PM for anyone who want, and I have another joke
Oh I Lost it..

[Gato]

This will be a chain of questions, the first who ask to do it will do it, no one else will do it, (unless I do it by PM lol)

i want to lol

[Oofis]

6

No No No.

Clue 1 - every rabbit follows the birth rule, not just the first rabbit.