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« Reply #540 on: December 24, 2016, 12:03:59 AM »


1. You can't have rabbit babies without another person of the other gender.
There is only 1 rabbit at the beginning, and the end.
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« Reply #541 on: December 24, 2016, 10:31:49 AM »

Also, are these rabbits immortal and don't die by.. 3 months or 6? Laugh
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« Reply #542 on: December 24, 2016, 01:56:56 PM »

Also, are these rabbits immortal and don't die by.. 3 months or 6? Laugh
If they don't die...
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« Reply #543 on: December 24, 2016, 02:05:46 PM »

Ah okay
another question
does christmas count?
and WHEN is christmas?
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« Reply #544 on: December 24, 2016, 11:07:32 PM »

Clue 2 - this is not a trick question. The rabbit's gender doesn't count.
and WHEN is christmas?
Today.
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« Reply #545 on: December 25, 2016, 09:31:15 PM »

So I have a key chain of the Eiffel tower. I attached it to my backpack. Then I noticed the key chain broke and the Eiffel tower broke off. I now call it the I Fell Tower. (let me note this is a real story.)

Yeah puns are the extent of my comedy.
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« Reply #546 on: December 26, 2016, 05:37:15 AM »

Clue 2 - this is not a trick question. The rabbit's gender doesn't count.Today.
Did the rabbit pen have any rabbits before? If not, the rabbit cannot reproduce. And yes, gender does matter in reproduction.

So I have a key chain of the Eiffel tower. I attached it to my backpack. Then I noticed the key chain broke and the Eiffel tower broke off. I now call it the I Fell Tower. (let me note this is a real story.)

Yeah puns are the extent of my comedy.
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« Reply #547 on: December 26, 2016, 09:33:52 AM »

We also have to take into account how old is the rabbit the farmer put on January 1st. That riddle is filled with holes...
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« Reply #548 on: January 10, 2017, 12:49:59 PM »

A guy stood in a plane and said "HIJACK" everyone on the plane got afraid.. from the other side of the plane another guy stood up and said "HI JOHN"
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« Reply #549 on: January 10, 2017, 02:22:48 PM »

If Number 2 pencils are so popular, why are they still Number 2?
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« Reply #550 on: January 10, 2017, 02:24:45 PM »

If Number 2 pencils are so popular, why are they still Number 2?
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« Reply #551 on: January 10, 2017, 02:31:28 PM »

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas
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« Reply #552 on: January 10, 2017, 02:32:14 PM »

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas
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« Reply #553 on: January 10, 2017, 10:53:43 PM »

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« Reply #554 on: January 10, 2017, 11:04:48 PM »

Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill-areas
I actually chuckled. Puns are my weakness.
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