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« Reply #600 on: May 03, 2017, 03:04:14 PM »

Guy #1: Have you ever eaten fast food that didn't have sodium in it.
Guy #2: Na
Guy #1: Honestly, I think you should eat more potassium.
Guy #2: K
Guy #1: However, don't ever consume a mixture of iodine, carbon, and yttrium. It's dangerous.
Guy #2: I C Y
Guy #1: Hmm...do you see that huge canister over there? It's full of oxygen.
Guy #2: Yeah, I knew that.
Guy #1:  Bored
lol Laugh
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« Reply #601 on: May 04, 2017, 07:22:14 AM »

The best joke ever.
Spoiler:
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« Reply #602 on: May 04, 2017, 11:08:58 AM »

Guy 2 can't breathe. He is choking (or whatever it is)
Guy 1: HELP! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?
Guy 3: I am!
Guy 1: Well you're a NERD!
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old asdf joke lol
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« Reply #603 on: December 26, 2017, 04:37:00 PM »

"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"

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« Reply #604 on: December 26, 2017, 04:39:48 PM »

"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"

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« Reply #605 on: December 26, 2017, 04:43:43 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #606 on: December 27, 2017, 12:50:33 AM »

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Kid: I want a dragon!!
Santa: How about something more realistic.
Kid: Net neutrality.
Santa: What color do you want your dragon to be?
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« Reply #607 on: January 18, 2018, 06:25:45 PM »

My ban is a joke

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« Reply #608 on: January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM »

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« Reply #609 on: February 05, 2018, 07:45:20 AM »

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« Reply #610 on: February 05, 2018, 01:23:21 PM »


So, the converts don't exist anymore? Horrible selective bias here.
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« Reply #611 on: February 05, 2018, 08:41:45 PM »

You know when you're playing risk with your sibling and then your parents get a divorce.
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« Reply #612 on: February 05, 2018, 08:53:44 PM »


Children are impressionable. If you tell them religion exists; they'll believe it. If you tell them it does not exist; they'll believe that too.
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« Reply #613 on: May 01, 2018, 06:21:35 PM »

"The 43rd Pokémon in the Pokédex is the weirdest one."

"It's not that weird, it's just Oddish."

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« Reply #614 on: May 01, 2018, 06:25:12 PM »

The Oddish 1s Out
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