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« Reply #630 on: December 26, 2017, 04:39:48 PM »
Quote from: Excalibur on December 26, 2017, 04:37:00 PM
"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"

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« Reply #631 on: December 26, 2017, 04:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Ianiant on March 02, 2017, 08:04:27 PM
If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #632 on: December 26, 2017, 11:54:23 PM »
Quote from: Ianiant on March 02, 2017, 08:04:27 PM
If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #633 on: December 27, 2017, 12:50:33 AM »
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« Reply #634 on: December 27, 2017, 12:52:37 AM »
damn
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« Reply #635 on: January 18, 2018, 06:23:46 PM »
I have a joke guys. What's the difference between s***hole and the r word that can happen to women, with 4 letters? One gets ya a SB ban for 3 days, the other doesn't
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« Reply #636 on: January 18, 2018, 06:24:45 PM »
My ban is a joke
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« Reply #637 on: January 18, 2018, 06:25:45 PM »
Quote from: Rachel Amber on January 18, 2018, 06:24:45 PM
My ban is a joke

Same
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« Reply #638 on: January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM »
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« Reply #639 on: February 05, 2018, 07:45:20 AM »
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« Reply #640 on: February 05, 2018, 01:23:21 PM »
Quote from: AskJoe on January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM

So, the converts don't exist anymore? Horrible selective bias here.
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« Reply #641 on: February 05, 2018, 08:41:45 PM »
You know when you're playing risk with your sibling and then your parents get a divorce.
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« Reply #642 on: February 05, 2018, 08:53:44 PM »
Quote from: AskJoe on January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM

Children are impressionable. If you tell them religion exists; they'll believe it. If you tell them it does not exist; they'll believe that too.
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« Reply #643 on: May 01, 2018, 06:21:35 PM »
"The 43rd Pokémon in the Pokédex is the weirdest one."

"It's not that weird, it's just Oddish."

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« Reply #644 on: May 01, 2018, 06:25:12 PM »
The Oddish 1s Out
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Billboard Top 10 In The Order I Would Have It In:
10. No Guidance
9. Talk
8. Goodbyes
7. I Don't Care (Same)
6. Old Town Road
5. Señorita
4. Truth Hurts (Same)
3. Bad Guy (No.1 for 5 Weeks)
2. Ran$om (No.1 for 1 Week)
1. Boyfriend
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