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« Reply #660 on: December 22, 2019, 03:13:30 PM »

Wanna hear a daddy joke?
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« Reply #661 on: December 22, 2019, 06:18:21 PM »

YO DADDY SO POOR, his ear waxs has stitches
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« Reply #662 on: December 25, 2019, 10:43:45 AM »

YO DADDY SO MEXICAN, he deported the New Year ball for having american technology
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« Reply #663 on: January 01, 2020, 12:18:10 AM »

WARNING: Extremely bad jokes ahead. Read at your own risk. This is what happens when I eat too much sugar.

How do you get to Legend of Zelda wiki?

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You click on a Link.

What goes "Bzz, bzz, brains"?

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A zom-bee.
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« Reply #664 on: January 01, 2020, 08:13:23 AM »

WARNING: Extremely bad jokes ahead. Read at your own risk. This is what happens when I eat too much sugar.

How do you get to Legend of Zelda wiki?

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You click on a Link.

What goes "Bzz, bzz, brains"?

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A zom-bee.

They're actually nice though Laugh
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« Reply #665 on: January 01, 2020, 06:05:09 PM »

YO DADDY SO POOR, even his lungs gets papercuts
YO DADDY SO TALL, he became Titan's sidekick
YO DADDY SO YOUNG, when he farts, bubbles come out
YO DADDY SO SMART, he turns on bluetooth when he gets a blue tooth
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« Reply #666 on: January 01, 2020, 08:28:02 PM »

Can we not have yo daddy jokes
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« Reply #667 on: January 01, 2020, 09:42:55 PM »

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
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It got stuck in the crack.
Why didn’t Whiff leave the Bakeria?
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He can’t leave Whiff-out his pie.
Cross Jedi Master Yoda and Dora.
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« Reply #668 on: January 02, 2020, 03:06:45 AM »

What is the capital city of rodents?
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HAMSTER-DAM!
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« Reply #669 on: January 02, 2020, 03:17:37 AM »

My grief management counsellor died last week.
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But he was so good I couldn't care less.
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« Reply #670 on: February 18, 2020, 05:24:17 PM »

Here's someone's last photo before death
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« Reply #671 on: August 13, 2020, 10:45:05 PM »

Son: Dad, what's a forklift?
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Dad: Usually food.
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« Reply #672 on: December 04, 2020, 09:41:31 PM »

BUMP

What is it called when a potato is fishing on a pond?
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Fish n' Chips.
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