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« Reply #690 on: January 01, 2020, 08:13:23 AM »

WARNING: Extremely bad jokes ahead. Read at your own risk. This is what happens when I eat too much sugar.

How do you get to Legend of Zelda wiki?

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You click on a Link.

What goes "Bzz, bzz, brains"?

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A zom-bee.

They're actually nice though Laugh
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« Reply #691 on: January 01, 2020, 06:05:09 PM »

YO DADDY SO POOR, even his lungs gets papercuts
YO DADDY SO TALL, he became Titan's sidekick
YO DADDY SO YOUNG, when he farts, bubbles come out
YO DADDY SO SMART, he turns on bluetooth when he gets a blue tooth
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« Reply #692 on: January 01, 2020, 08:28:02 PM »

Can we not have yo daddy jokes
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« Reply #693 on: January 01, 2020, 09:42:55 PM »

Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
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It got stuck in the crack.
Why didn’t Whiff leave the Bakeria?
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He can’t leave Whiff-out his pie.
Cross Jedi Master Yoda and Dora.
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« Reply #694 on: January 02, 2020, 03:06:45 AM »

What is the capital city of rodents?

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HAMSTER-DAM!
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« Reply #695 on: January 02, 2020, 03:17:37 AM »

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But he was so good I couldn't care less.
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« Reply #696 on: February 18, 2020, 05:24:17 PM »

Here's someone's last photo before death
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