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« Reply #300 on: July 06, 2014, 12:53:57 PM » |
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Here's a good riddle:
A detective was trying to solve a mystery about a kidnapper.One of the suspects was a guy named Dan.Dan claimed to be a school teacher.He told the detective that the day before the kidnapping,his class was taking a field trip to the zoo.At the field trip,a guy was blowing up balloons with his mouth,and the kids loved watching him.Each kid got a balloon.The kids then went back to the school,where their parents picked them up.The very next day,the day of the kidnapping,Dan looked out the window and saw one of the kids in his class trying to get his balloon out of the tree,and the kidnapper.Dan went outside to get the kid away from the kidnapper and into his house,where he'd be safe.The detective did not believe Dan's story and accused him of being the kidnapper.How did he know Dan was lying?
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« Reply #301 on: July 06, 2014, 01:00:32 PM » |
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Make some funny ones then
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"I'm going bananas," is what I say to my bananas before I leave.
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Is that better, Blaze?
no that's a terrible joke you told it wrong *facepalm* can we ban this guy for telling a bad joke i know it sounds stupid but that jokes is probably bad enough @Fliptropica the balloon would have to be filled with helium for it to float, but it's filled with air |
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« Reply #302 on: July 07, 2014, 12:18:08 AM » |
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Plus, the balloon would burst because of thebranches
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« Reply #303 on: July 07, 2014, 12:49:54 AM » |
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These jokes aren't funny for me. BOOO!!!
Can you please.. Flap off? |
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LKOB
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« Reply #304 on: December 19, 2014, 06:46:09 PM » |
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What do you call a giant bump?
A mountain.
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« Reply #305 on: December 19, 2014, 07:05:30 PM » |
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not the same year
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LKOB
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« Reply #306 on: December 19, 2014, 07:06:46 PM » |
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Oh u didn't mention the third one
Clever
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« Reply #307 on: December 19, 2014, 07:11:45 PM » |
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Meat
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You are surrounded by a 100 foot wide and 100 foot deep moat. You have a 40 foot tall ladder, matches, a gallon of water, and as much rope as you need.
How do you get across the moat?
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Lovaho
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« Reply #308 on: December 19, 2014, 07:13:51 PM » |
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First of all, how DID you get to the moat?
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I date men
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LKOB
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« Reply #309 on: December 19, 2014, 07:14:27 PM » |
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You feel asleep and woke up there.
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Lovaho
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« Reply #310 on: December 19, 2014, 07:15:13 PM » |
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Fall asleep again. :p i aint good at this.
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I date men
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LKOB
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« Reply #311 on: December 19, 2014, 07:15:49 PM » |
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by drinking the ladder
wat Fall asleep again. :p i aint good at this.
guess |
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Lovaho
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« Reply #312 on: December 19, 2014, 07:16:38 PM » |
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Use Sunny Day!
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I date men
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LKOB
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« Reply #313 on: December 19, 2014, 07:18:14 PM » |
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waaaat
Guys, don't think so hard on this one. Hint: it has to do with the rope
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Lovaho
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« Reply #314 on: December 19, 2014, 07:19:06 PM » |
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tightrope walk
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