Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 44   
Print
Author Topic: Jokes & Riddles  (Read 96994 times)
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #315 on: December 19, 2014, 07:16:38 PM »

Use Sunny Day!
Logged

LKOB
Restaurant Legend
*

Ahh... tranquility...


View Profile
« Reply #316 on: December 19, 2014, 07:18:14 PM »

waaaat

Guys, don't think so hard on this one. Hint: it has to do with the rope
Logged

:3

Shoutbox Randomness:
Megpoid Gumi [Dec 07 05:32 PM]:   LKOB when I'm here: "oh I hate everyone except you"
Megpoid Gumi [Dec 07 05:32 PM]:   LKOB when I'm not here: "AZUKI!!!!! : 3 "
LKOB [Dec 07 05:36 PM]:   I-it's not like I l-like her or anything! B-baka!

Tamatim [Dec 09 06:21 PM]:   Oh, Joe? I don't see her :-)

Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:51 PM]:   I GOT A DOU!!!!!!!
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   !YASSS
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   ODGS
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   DOGS!!

G Pizza [Dec 24 10:22 PM]:   http : //www.flipline.com/forum/...g1403797 I died reading this
G Pizza [Dec 24 10:23 PM]:   I'm starting to make chimpanzee noises
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #317 on: December 19, 2014, 07:19:06 PM »

tightrope walk
Logged

LKOB
Restaurant Legend
*

Ahh... tranquility...


View Profile
« Reply #318 on: December 19, 2014, 07:24:27 PM »

You have as much rope as you need

Fill the moat with rope and walk across
Logged

:3

Shoutbox Randomness:
Megpoid Gumi [Dec 07 05:32 PM]:   LKOB when I'm here: "oh I hate everyone except you"
Megpoid Gumi [Dec 07 05:32 PM]:   LKOB when I'm not here: "AZUKI!!!!! : 3 "
LKOB [Dec 07 05:36 PM]:   I-it's not like I l-like her or anything! B-baka!

Tamatim [Dec 09 06:21 PM]:   Oh, Joe? I don't see her :-)

Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:51 PM]:   I GOT A DOU!!!!!!!
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   !YASSS
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   ODGS
Navidad~Mexicana [Dec 21 06:52 PM]:   DOGS!!

G Pizza [Dec 24 10:22 PM]:   http : //www.flipline.com/forum/...g1403797 I died reading this
G Pizza [Dec 24 10:23 PM]:   I'm starting to make chimpanzee noises
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #319 on: December 19, 2014, 07:25:54 PM »

the rope will flood instead.
Logged

Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #320 on: December 19, 2014, 07:29:47 PM »

cuz toot
Logged

Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #321 on: December 19, 2014, 07:40:05 PM »

cuz toot
Logged

Papl
Guest
« Reply #322 on: December 19, 2014, 07:54:13 PM »

booty
Logged
Theo
Food Critic
*



View Profile
« Reply #323 on: December 19, 2014, 08:02:01 PM »

I give up.
Logged

SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:23 PM]:   hahahahahah this is so funny i like this hahaha
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   yay what a wonderful day to live in yaaaaaay
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   i am so excited hahahahahahah!!!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:25 PM]:   i've never been this happy before hooray!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:45 PM]:   ahhh i am good now. this place is very relaxing full of nice welcoming and heartwarming people that treat you very well with kindness and politeness. very proud to be part of this community.  Cheesy
Medium's Curse
I have been killed by a
Franchise Owner
*****

My role was Medium.


View Profile
« Reply #324 on: December 19, 2014, 08:16:47 PM »

I am just going to (Indian accent) schlap dat (normal accent) joke from Reddit for this time of the year. Enjoy.



A man walks in to a pet store and says to the clerk, "My girlfriend really loves animals. Do you have one that would make a great Christmas present?" The clerk say, "Sure, how about this bird? His name is Chet. Chet sings Christmas songs."
The man looks at Chet and says, "That sounds perfect. Show me." The clerk takes a lighter and puts it under the bird's left wing. The bird starts singing the greatest rendition of White Christmas that the man had ever heard. The clerk then takes the lighter and places it under the bird's right wing, and the bird starts singing a perfect version of Jingle Bells. At this point, the man is so impressed that he pays for the bird and hurries home.
As soon as he gets home, he thinks to himself, "I better check to make sure that old man didn't scam me." He puts the lighter to the bird's left wing, and just like in the store, the bird starts singing White Christmas. He puts the lighter under the bird's right wing, and sure enough, the bird starts singing Jingle Bells. So then he thinks, "What if I put the lighter between the bird's legs?" He slowly places the lighter between the bird's leg, and the birds starts screaming, "CHET'S NUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE!"
Logged
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #325 on: December 19, 2014, 08:18:17 PM »

...?
Logged

Medium's Curse
I have been killed by a
Franchise Owner
*****

My role was Medium.


View Profile
« Reply #326 on: December 19, 2014, 08:19:52 PM »

...?

A man walks in to a pet store and says to the clerk, "My girlfriend really loves animals. Do you have one that would make a great Christmas present?" The clerk say, "Sure, how about this bird? His name is Chet. Chet sings Christmas songs."
The man looks at Chet and says, "That sounds perfect. Show me." The clerk takes a lighter and puts it under the bird's left wing. The bird starts singing the greatest rendition of White Christmas that the man had ever heard. The clerk then takes the lighter and places it under the bird's right wing, and the bird starts singing a perfect version of Jingle Bells. At this point, the man is so impressed that he pays for the bird and hurries home.
As soon as he gets home, he thinks to himself, "I better check to make sure that old man didn't scam me." He puts the lighter to the bird's left wing, and just like in the store, the bird starts singing White Christmas. He puts the lighter under the bird's right wing, and sure enough, the bird starts singing Jingle Bells. So then he thinks, "What if I put the lighter between the bird's legs?" He slowly places the lighter between the bird's leg, and the birds starts screaming, "CHET'S NUTS ROASTING ON A OPEN FIRE!"

Couldn't believe I had to spoil the joke  Asleep
Logged
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #327 on: December 19, 2014, 08:20:31 PM »

i odnt get it!
Logged

Medium's Curse
I have been killed by a
Franchise Owner
*****

My role was Medium.


View Profile
« Reply #328 on: December 19, 2014, 08:23:50 PM »

i odnt get it!

Read the bold!
Logged
Lovingly
Bluhen
Tomato Toppler
*


Yummy!


View Profile
« Reply #329 on: December 19, 2014, 08:24:06 PM »

I did!
Logged

Pages: 1 ... 20 21 [22] 23 24 ... 44   
Print
Jump to:  













Sorry, you must have JavaScript enabled to use the Flipline Forum.