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« Reply #360 on: December 21, 2014, 06:39:23 PM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #361 on: December 21, 2014, 06:40:40 PM »

I'm pretty sure that rather making it funny, it is an obvious reflect on regular human being's behavior.
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SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:23 PM]:   hahahahahah this is so funny i like this hahaha
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« Reply #362 on: December 21, 2014, 08:32:45 PM »

ok?
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« Reply #363 on: December 22, 2014, 01:47:20 PM »

ok.
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SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:23 PM]:   hahahahahah this is so funny i like this hahaha
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   yay what a wonderful day to live in yaaaaaay
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   i am so excited hahahahahahah!!!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:25 PM]:   i've never been this happy before hooray!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:45 PM]:   ahhh i am good now. this place is very relaxing full of nice welcoming and heartwarming people that treat you very well with kindness and politeness. very proud to be part of this community.  Cheesy
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« Reply #364 on: December 23, 2014, 04:48:15 AM »

How come we are in the womb for 9 months but we aren't 9 months old when born?
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« Reply #365 on: December 24, 2014, 03:31:27 AM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #366 on: December 24, 2014, 01:11:41 PM »

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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« Reply #367 on: December 27, 2014, 07:43:18 AM »

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« Reply #368 on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:05 AM »

So?
What has 4 letters
yet has 3 letters
although has 8 letters
then has 4 letters
rarely has 6 letters
never has 5 letters
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« Reply #369 on: December 27, 2014, 07:46:17 AM »

That is the point for this "riddle".


In other words, it is supposed to be a joke.
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« Reply #370 on: December 27, 2014, 07:48:53 AM »

Laugh I get it!
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« Reply #371 on: December 27, 2014, 05:15:40 PM »

A couple is walking down Unter der Linden in East Berlin. Something started to fall from the sky.

Woman: It is snowing!
Man: No it is raining!

To avoid the argument, the man asks a police officer named Olf about the precipitation.

Olf: ZIT IST RAINING, DUMMKOPF!

As they walk away, the man says this:

"See? Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear."
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« Reply #372 on: December 27, 2014, 05:40:02 PM »


I get it, but not really ROFL.
A couple is walking down Unter der Linden in East Berlin. Something started to fall from the sky.

Woman: It is snowing!
Man: No it is raining!

To avoid the argument, the man asks a police officer named Olf about the precipitation.

Olf: ZIT IST RAINING, DUMMKOPF!

As they walk away, the man says this:

"See? Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear."
LOLO
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SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:23 PM]:   hahahahahah this is so funny i like this hahaha
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   yay what a wonderful day to live in yaaaaaay
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:24 PM]:   i am so excited hahahahahahah!!!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:25 PM]:   i've never been this happy before hooray!!!!
SpongeBob29 [Jul 14 11:45 PM]:   ahhh i am good now. this place is very relaxing full of nice welcoming and heartwarming people that treat you very well with kindness and politeness. very proud to be part of this community.  Cheesy
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« Reply #373 on: December 29, 2014, 07:01:24 PM »

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm...
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in prison.
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« Reply #374 on: February 24, 2015, 05:55:02 PM »

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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