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« Reply #360 on: December 21, 2014, 06:39:23 PM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #361 on: December 21, 2014, 06:40:40 PM »

I'm pretty sure that rather making it funny, it is an obvious reflect on regular human being's behavior.
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« Reply #362 on: December 21, 2014, 08:32:45 PM »

ok?
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« Reply #363 on: December 22, 2014, 01:47:20 PM »

ok.
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JEBZ Komics [Sep 16 08:19 PM]:   Brother E: Since our parents are talking about plumbing, we don't want to add to the stress.
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« Reply #364 on: December 23, 2014, 04:48:15 AM »

How come we are in the womb for 9 months but we aren't 9 months old when born?
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« Reply #365 on: December 24, 2014, 03:31:27 AM »

i get it but not funny
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« Reply #366 on: December 24, 2014, 01:11:41 PM »

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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« Reply #367 on: December 27, 2014, 07:43:18 AM »

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« Reply #368 on: December 27, 2014, 07:45:05 AM »

So?
What has 4 letters
yet has 3 letters
although has 8 letters
then has 4 letters
rarely has 6 letters
never has 5 letters
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« Reply #369 on: December 27, 2014, 07:46:17 AM »

That is the point for this "riddle".


In other words, it is supposed to be a joke.
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« Reply #370 on: December 27, 2014, 07:48:53 AM »

Laugh I get it!
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« Reply #371 on: December 27, 2014, 05:15:40 PM »

A couple is walking down Unter der Linden in East Berlin. Something started to fall from the sky.

Woman: It is snowing!
Man: No it is raining!

To avoid the argument, the man asks a police officer named Olf about the precipitation.

Olf: ZIT IST RAINING, DUMMKOPF!

As they walk away, the man says this:

"See? Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear."
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« Reply #372 on: December 27, 2014, 05:40:02 PM »


I get it, but not really ROFL.
A couple is walking down Unter der Linden in East Berlin. Something started to fall from the sky.

Woman: It is snowing!
Man: No it is raining!

To avoid the argument, the man asks a police officer named Olf about the precipitation.

Olf: ZIT IST RAINING, DUMMKOPF!

As they walk away, the man says this:

"See? Rude Olf the Red knows rain, dear."
LOLO
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« Reply #373 on: December 29, 2014, 07:01:24 PM »

Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 70% water. I can walk on babies. I'm...
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in prison.
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« Reply #374 on: February 24, 2015, 05:55:02 PM »

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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