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« Reply #375 on: April 25, 2016, 09:35:23 AM »

Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

AMAZING JOKE

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« Reply #376 on: June 23, 2016, 08:47:00 PM »

Q Which side would win if Norway decided to have a referendum to leave EU?
A Noexit

(Sadly Norway isn't part of EU)
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« Reply #377 on: June 30, 2016, 10:43:01 AM »

A bit inappropriate but blah
I'm warning you!:
Boys are like your bra.
You start getting them (pun intended) from the day you mature.
Although they make you feel uncomfortable, you've already been brainwashed by society into thinking that you can't live without them.
By now you really can't live without their support, and you feel insecure going out without one.
All of these factors eventually lead to a love-hate feeling for them.

Lol sorry for this bad joke but I really felt like sharing this cuz this makes so much sense!
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« Reply #378 on: July 03, 2016, 03:48:32 AM »

hey can puns be considered as joke?
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« Reply #379 on: July 03, 2016, 04:00:32 AM »

hey can puns be considered as joke?
Do we have a separate topic for puns?
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« Reply #380 on: July 03, 2016, 04:27:09 AM »

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« Reply #381 on: July 03, 2016, 07:00:49 AM »

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« Reply #382 on: July 05, 2016, 09:32:44 AM »

What did the 4 year old cringe minecraft youtuber say to the other cringe minecraft youtuber?

your cringe like bro fisting


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« Reply #383 on: July 08, 2016, 05:10:01 AM »

What did the 4 year old cringe minecraft youtuber say to the other cringe minecraft youtuber?

your cringe like bro fisting


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« Reply #384 on: July 22, 2016, 07:13:29 PM »

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.
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« Reply #385 on: July 22, 2016, 09:34:35 PM »

In America, anyone can become president. That’s the problem.

when Joe shows humor
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« Reply #386 on: July 27, 2016, 04:26:19 AM »

In America, anyone can be pressed.
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« Reply #387 on: July 27, 2016, 04:42:49 AM »

In America, people eat food :p
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« Reply #388 on: July 27, 2016, 07:25:26 PM »

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« Reply #389 on: August 18, 2016, 05:12:58 AM »

/!/ Religious Joke Alert /!/

Why should you take a bath on Sundays?

Because it's the Sabbath
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