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Faiz
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« Reply #390 on: August 18, 2016, 07:58:20 AM »

Why are Saudi Arabians so ignorant? Because they are living under Iraq.
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RagemZuru
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« Reply #391 on: August 18, 2016, 08:01:03 AM »

These are facts and not jokes. Roll Eyes
Speaking of, I don't have any. Why am I even here?

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*Gets to the other side*
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« Reply #392 on: August 18, 2016, 08:02:08 AM »

These are facts and not jokes. Roll Eyes
Speaking of, I don't have any. Why am I even here?

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I'm laughing at that it's a joke imo
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« Reply #393 on: August 18, 2016, 08:41:55 AM »

 Wink


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« Reply #394 on: August 18, 2016, 08:45:19 AM »

why did snoop dogg need an umbrella?

FODRIZZLE!
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Mycroft be like "common sense? Is that something people eat? ???"

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You were probably playing on the booby but that face looks like you meant it.

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There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"

Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"

Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"

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MariaYuki
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« Reply #395 on: August 18, 2016, 08:49:35 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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« Reply #396 on: August 18, 2016, 08:51:29 AM »

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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« Reply #397 on: August 18, 2016, 08:53:00 AM »

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
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« Reply #398 on: August 18, 2016, 08:54:53 AM »

twenty one pilots can't fit on the plane!
but there's only two of them Roll Eyes
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Ryuji is HERE!!

You'll never see it coming!
Spoiler:
Finished Games:
Papa's Cupcakeria Rank 146
Last Gold Star Customer: Tony

Papa's Freezeria Rank 55
Last Gold Star Customer: Jojo

Papa's Pastaria Rank 152
Last Gold Star Customer: Matt

Spoiler:
Mycroft be like "common sense? Is that something people eat? ???"

...
You were probably playing on the booby but that face looks like you meant it.

Rage [Aug 15 07:21 AM]:   scramble your eggs, you...wait

There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"

Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"

Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"

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Ataino
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« Reply #399 on: August 18, 2016, 03:34:44 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
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« Reply #400 on: August 18, 2016, 04:55:59 PM »

ur lights are off. u have a candle, an oil lamp, and a match. wich one will u light first
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ill tell u the answer later  Tongue Tongue Tongue Sleepy Sleepy
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« Reply #401 on: August 18, 2016, 05:32:28 PM »

I didn't need to look at the spoiler to know it's the match first. That's the oldest riddle in the book.
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« Reply #402 on: August 18, 2016, 05:37:52 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
It didn't happen at night.
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« Reply #403 on: August 18, 2016, 05:51:18 PM »

It was a dark dog, totally dark, sleeping on he road, a totally black car came in the way, without lights open on the car, and without those road lights that Idk it name

However, the car dodged the dog, how?
This one's old too
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« Reply #404 on: August 18, 2016, 06:52:31 PM »

here is a joke=i saw a poster today, somebody was asking "have u seen my cat?" so i called the number and said i didn't. i like to help were i can.   :3
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