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« Reply #405 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:08 PM »

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
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« Reply #406 on: August 18, 2016, 07:06:38 PM »

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."
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« Reply #407 on: August 18, 2016, 07:12:51 PM »

"so what r u doing today?"

"nothing"

"what the heck?! u were dong nothing the whole day yesterday!"

"yes, and im not finish yet"
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« Reply #408 on: August 18, 2016, 07:17:45 PM »

Have you heard the movie "Constipated?"

Of course you haven't! It hasn't come out yet!

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Have you heard of the movie "Diarrhea?"

It's all over!
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« Reply #409 on: August 19, 2016, 10:27:13 PM »

It's a busy day in the market, but there are only two cashiers that are beside one another. Cashier A takes 1 minute to facilitate a customer, while Cashier B takes 1 minute and a half to facilitate a customer. There were 100 shoppers, waiting to purchase some goods. Assuming that all of them are in a hurry, and that they finished at the same time, how can you facilitate a faster service?
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« Reply #410 on: August 19, 2016, 10:38:39 PM »

what is the best place to hide a body? = page 2 of google   
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« Reply #411 on: August 19, 2016, 10:53:24 PM »

It's a busy day in the market, but there are only two cashiers that are beside one another. Cashier A takes 1 minute to facilitate a customer, while Cashier B takes 1 minute and a half to facilitate a customer. There were 100 shoppers, waiting to purchase some goods. Assuming that all of them are in a hurry, and that they finished at the same time, how can you facilitate a faster service?
The fastest time 5 customers can be facilitated is 3 minutes, which is accomplished when cashier A facilitates 3 customers and cashier B facilitates 2 customers. Thus the fastest time 100 customers can be facilitated is 60 minutes, where cashier A facilitates 60 customers and cashier B facilitates 40 customers.
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« Reply #412 on: August 19, 2016, 11:09:58 PM »

The fastest time 5 customers can be facilitated is 3 minutes, which is accomplished when cashier A facilitates 3 customers and cashier B facilitates 2 customers. Thus the fastest time 100 customers can be facilitated is 60 minutes, where cashier A facilitates 60 customers and cashier B facilitates 40 customers.
Now this is the answer.

Basically, a "Y" method, because one cashier will always be facilitating a customer. Some people go for the easy answer of saying 50 each (75 minutes) or something like that. The worst one is finding a hole instead of solving (Ex. get more cashiers)
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« Reply #413 on: August 20, 2016, 02:06:56 AM »

what is the best place to hide a body? = page 2 of google   
Haha
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« Reply #414 on: August 20, 2016, 03:08:19 AM »

A fire has set on 3 buildings. Afterwards, the ambulance came. In which building will the ambulance exhaust the fire first?
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« Reply #415 on: August 20, 2016, 03:12:38 AM »

A fire has set on 3 buildings. Afterwards, the ambulance came. In which building will the ambulance exhaust the fire first?
Exhaust? You mean extinguish?
Also, the ambulance wouldn't extinguish anything, it would take one of the victims to the hospital.
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« Reply #416 on: August 20, 2016, 03:14:10 AM »

Exhaust? You mean extinguish?
Also, the ambulance wouldn't extinguish anything, it would take one of the victims to the hospital.
Yeah, yeah, extinguish!
Correct! The ambulance wouldn't and can't extinguish anything!
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« Reply #417 on: August 20, 2016, 06:12:22 AM »

there r 50 crows on a wire, a hunter shoots and kills 3. how many r there left on the wire?
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« Reply #418 on: August 20, 2016, 09:25:51 AM »

0 the rest flew away
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« Reply #419 on: August 20, 2016, 02:43:32 PM »

there r 50 crows on a wire, a hunter shoots and kills 3. how many r there left on the wire?
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This one's old too, like mine
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