Jokes & Riddles

[RagemZuru]

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."

[VampireGirl12]

The poster says: "Have you seen my cat?" so I dialed the number said:
"I've seen it. That movie sucks."

FAV

[Miyazumi Kuro]

"so what r u doing today?"

"nothing"

"what the heck?! u were dong nothing the whole day yesterday!"

"yes, and im not finish yet"

[Park Jinyoung]

Have you heard the movie "Constipated?"

Of course you haven't! It hasn't come out yet!

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Have you heard of the movie "Diarrhea?"

It's all over!

[Park Jinyoung]

It's a busy day in the market, but there are only two cashiers that are beside one another. Cashier A takes 1 minute to facilitate a customer, while Cashier B takes 1 minute and a half to facilitate a customer. There were 100 shoppers, waiting to purchase some goods. Assuming that all of them are in a hurry, and that they finished at the same time, how can you facilitate a faster service?

[Miyazumi Kuro]

what is the best place to hide a body? = page 2 of google   

[AskJoe]

It's a busy day in the market, but there are only two cashiers that are beside one another. Cashier A takes 1 minute to facilitate a customer, while Cashier B takes 1 minute and a half to facilitate a customer. There were 100 shoppers, waiting to purchase some goods. Assuming that all of them are in a hurry, and that they finished at the same time, how can you facilitate a faster service?

The fastest time 5 customers can be facilitated is 3 minutes, which is accomplished when cashier A facilitates 3 customers and cashier B facilitates 2 customers. Thus the fastest time 100 customers can be facilitated is 60 minutes, where cashier A facilitates 60 customers and cashier B facilitates 40 customers.

[Park Jinyoung]

The fastest time 5 customers can be facilitated is 3 minutes, which is accomplished when cashier A facilitates 3 customers and cashier B facilitates 2 customers. Thus the fastest time 100 customers can be facilitated is 60 minutes, where cashier A facilitates 60 customers and cashier B facilitates 40 customers.

Now this is the answer.

Basically, a "Y" method, because one cashier will always be facilitating a customer. Some people go for the easy answer of saying 50 each (75 minutes) or something like that. The worst one is finding a hole instead of solving (Ex. get more cashiers)

[Ataino]

what is the best place to hide a body? = page 2 of google   

Haha

[Chef Ben]

A fire has set on 3 buildings. Afterwards, the ambulance came. In which building will the ambulance exhaust the fire first?

[Kowhai]

A fire has set on 3 buildings. Afterwards, the ambulance came. In which building will the ambulance exhaust the fire first?

Exhaust? You mean extinguish?
Also, the ambulance wouldn't extinguish anything, it would take one of the victims to the hospital.

[Chef Ben]

Exhaust? You mean extinguish?
Also, the ambulance wouldn't extinguish anything, it would take one of the victims to the hospital.

Yeah, yeah, extinguish!
Correct! The ambulance wouldn't and can't extinguish anything!

[Miyazumi Kuro]

there r 50 crows on a wire, a hunter shoots and kills 3. how many r there left on the wire?
.........

[Ryuji]

0 the rest flew away

[Ataino]

there r 50 crows on a wire, a hunter shoots and kills 3. how many r there left on the wire?
.........

This one's old too, like mine