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« Reply #480 on: September 07, 2016, 07:24:16 PM »

Wrong

Haha

Trick question

U probably will guess it now
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« Reply #481 on: September 07, 2016, 07:26:11 PM »

Trick questions

What's the farthest from us?

A. Sun

B. Moon

C. Cloud

And why
where is D ?
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« Reply #482 on: September 07, 2016, 07:26:38 PM »

where is D ?
No D
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« Reply #483 on: September 07, 2016, 07:47:57 PM »

Trick questions

What's the farthest from us?

A. Sun

B. Moon

C. Cloud

And why
C. Cloud, it's a trick question so it can't be Sun, and you already said Sun is incorrect, it also can't be Moon, since Moon is capitalized implying you mean Earth's Moon. It must then be Cloud, in particular a cloud on a far away exoplanet. Unless you mean in the Solar System in which case the cloud would be the Oort Cloud.
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« Reply #484 on: September 07, 2016, 08:01:09 PM »

Joe you are overthinking it.
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« Reply #485 on: September 07, 2016, 10:43:10 PM »

Actually, if you think about it, the Moon and the Sun are proper nouns here. Meaning to say, he's talking about Earth's Moon and our star, the Sun. Cloud is a common noun. There could be so many clouds in our universe.

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« Reply #486 on: September 08, 2016, 06:08:21 AM »

C. Cloud, it's a trick question so it can't be Sun, and you already said Sun is incorrect, it also can't be Moon, since Moon is capitalized implying you mean Earth's Moon. It must then be Cloud, in particular a cloud on a far away exoplanet. Unless you mean in the Solar System in which case the cloud would be the Oort Cloud.
It's cloud, but
Joe you are overthinking it.
It's simple, ill tell you

Wich is farthest from US, not the people, from the word Us

Sun is close

Moon is also

Cloud the farthest from the word Us lol
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« Reply #487 on: September 08, 2016, 03:40:17 PM »

There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"

Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"

Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"
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« Reply #488 on: September 08, 2016, 03:44:54 PM »

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There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

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Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

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« Reply #489 on: September 08, 2016, 03:58:00 PM »

Another trick question.. let see

Put this elephant in the fridge

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« Reply #490 on: September 08, 2016, 04:24:43 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
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Hilarious Joke:
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« Reply #492 on: September 08, 2016, 04:43:15 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
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HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
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« Reply #493 on: September 08, 2016, 11:58:33 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
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« Reply #494 on: September 09, 2016, 03:56:45 AM »

Hilarious Joke:
my life (:
^same
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There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"

Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"

Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"

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