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« Reply #480 on: September 08, 2016, 11:58:33 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
my life (:
Laugh Laugh
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Kris [Feb 23 02:53 PM]:   hi matt, again xp
Matt [Feb 23 02:54 PM]:   haha hi again
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   omg matt replied
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   matt noticed me
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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« Reply #481 on: September 09, 2016, 03:56:45 AM »

Hilarious Joke:
my life (:
^same
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« Reply #482 on: September 11, 2016, 02:49:04 AM »

i wish i had jokes up my sleeves
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« Reply #483 on: November 25, 2016, 05:13:48 PM »

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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« Reply #484 on: November 25, 2016, 05:15:33 PM »

Ah, 10 seconds..
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« Reply #485 on: November 25, 2016, 06:26:28 PM »

Ah, 10 seconds..
No, he was actually saying Nein, the German word for No.
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« Reply #486 on: November 25, 2016, 09:34:15 PM »

10 years
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« Reply #487 on: November 26, 2016, 07:36:23 AM »

Freezing jokes boooooo! Tell something funny
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« Reply #488 on: December 15, 2016, 12:15:23 PM »

À cat is this
A cat is Is
A cat is How
A cat isWe
A cat is Make
A cat is An
A cat is Idiot
A cat is Wait
A cat is For
A cat is Some
A cat is Minutes

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« Reply #489 on: December 15, 2016, 12:34:00 PM »

 Laugh
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« Reply #490 on: December 15, 2016, 02:50:37 PM »

Too late
Already read each of the last words
Jokes on you m8 Smirk
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« Reply #491 on: December 15, 2016, 06:20:13 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
my life (:
That's not funny. :|
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« Reply #492 on: December 15, 2016, 08:10:17 PM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
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« Reply #493 on: December 15, 2016, 10:26:55 PM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
That's not funny...
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« Reply #494 on: December 16, 2016, 01:59:28 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
Sad
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I will never remove this in my signature:
part 1:
Kris [Feb 23 02:53 PM]:   hi matt, again xp
Matt [Feb 23 02:54 PM]:   haha hi again
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   omg matt replied
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   matt noticed me
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
part 2:
PastaFan3000 [Jul 07 12:40 AM]:   @matt i drew you uwu http://www.flipline.com/forum/index.php?topic=149.ms...g2452971
PastaFan3000 [Jul 07 12:40 AM]:   pls notice
Matt [Jul 07 12:43 AM]:   @PastaFan3000 awesome! Cheesy
PastaFan3000 [Jul 07 12:43 AM]:   thanks matt! Cheery
Avatars:
Mar.6 - Breakfast Slider
Mar.8 - Chiaki Nanami
Mar.20 - Toad from Super Mario 64
Apr.3 - Sonia Nevermind
Apr.14 - Mini McCoy
Apr.18 - Colonel Roy Mustang
Apr.27 - Clover
May.4 - Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye
May.11 - Mika (as a pal)
May.20 - Ryutaro Naruhodou
May.25 - Koilee
May.29 - Whippa
Jun.2 - Papa's Pastaria
Jun.7 - Spaghetti
Jun.14 - Macaroni
Jun.21 - Gnocchi
Jun.28 - Ravioli
Jul.5 - Fettuccine
Jul.12 - Penne
Jul.19 - Farfalle
Jul.26 - Radiatori
Aug.2 - Cellentani
Aug.10 - Conchiglie
Aug.16 - Stellini
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