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« Reply #495 on: September 11, 2016, 02:49:04 AM »

i wish i had jokes up my sleeves
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Poppy Gloria
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« Reply #496 on: November 25, 2016, 05:13:48 PM »

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

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Billboard Top 10 In The Order I Would Have It In:
10. No Guidance
9. Talk
8. Goodbyes
7. I Don't Care (Same)

6. Old Town Road
5. Señorita
4. Truth Hurts (Same)

3. Bad Guy (No.1 for 5 Weeks)
2. Ran$om (No.1 for 1 Week)
1. Boyfriend
I'm sorry, master Banana.
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« Reply #497 on: November 25, 2016, 05:15:33 PM »

Ah, 10 seconds..
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« Reply #498 on: November 25, 2016, 06:26:28 PM »

Ah, 10 seconds..
No, he was actually saying Nein, the German word for No.
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« Reply #499 on: November 25, 2016, 09:34:15 PM »

10 years
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« Reply #500 on: November 26, 2016, 07:36:23 AM »

Freezing jokes boooooo! Tell something funny
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« Reply #501 on: December 15, 2016, 12:15:23 PM »

À cat is this
A cat is Is
A cat is How
A cat isWe
A cat is Make
A cat is An
A cat is Idiot
A cat is Wait
A cat is For
A cat is Some
A cat is Minutes

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read that? Ok, now read the 4th word of each sentence
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« Reply #502 on: December 15, 2016, 12:34:00 PM »

 Laugh
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God
Billboard Top 10 In The Order I Would Have It In:
10. No Guidance
9. Talk
8. Goodbyes
7. I Don't Care (Same)

6. Old Town Road
5. Señorita
4. Truth Hurts (Same)

3. Bad Guy (No.1 for 5 Weeks)
2. Ran$om (No.1 for 1 Week)
1. Boyfriend
I'm sorry, master Banana.
ComicSans
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« Reply #503 on: December 15, 2016, 02:50:37 PM »

Too late
Already read each of the last words
Jokes on you m8 Smirk
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« Reply #504 on: December 15, 2016, 06:20:13 PM »

Hilarious Joke:
my life (:
That's not funny. :|
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Matt noticed me~ :3
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« Reply #505 on: December 15, 2016, 08:10:17 PM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
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Poppy Gloria
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« Reply #506 on: December 15, 2016, 10:26:55 PM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
That's not funny...
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God
Billboard Top 10 In The Order I Would Have It In:
10. No Guidance
9. Talk
8. Goodbyes
7. I Don't Care (Same)

6. Old Town Road
5. Señorita
4. Truth Hurts (Same)

3. Bad Guy (No.1 for 5 Weeks)
2. Ran$om (No.1 for 1 Week)
1. Boyfriend
I'm sorry, master Banana.
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« Reply #507 on: December 16, 2016, 01:59:28 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
Sad
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Kris [Feb 23 02:53 PM]:   hi matt, again xp
Matt [Feb 23 02:54 PM]:   haha hi again
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   omg matt replied
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   matt noticed me
Kris [Feb 23 02:55 PM]:   aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Jan.1- Susato Mikotoba
Jan.5- Kris dancing the fortnite default dance
Jan.13- Kris fanart (art by BelieveTheHorror)
Feb.15- Moe and Joy
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« Reply #508 on: December 16, 2016, 02:28:41 AM »

Ugh Joe Bored
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« Reply #509 on: December 16, 2016, 02:59:04 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
Laugh
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