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« Reply #510 on: December 16, 2016, 07:49:42 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
yay someone agrees Smiley
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Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

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« Reply #511 on: December 16, 2016, 09:55:51 AM »

But Allah Yahweh and Jesus loves you!!!
~ WHAP student
And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
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« Reply #512 on: December 16, 2016, 02:02:17 PM »

And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
Laugh
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« Reply #513 on: December 16, 2016, 02:52:23 PM »

My boss told me to have a good day...
so i went home.
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Top 10 most surprised anime moments.
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« Reply #514 on: December 16, 2016, 03:22:22 PM »

Oh my Laugh
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« Reply #515 on: December 16, 2016, 04:40:14 PM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
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The judge gave me 5 years.
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« Reply #516 on: December 16, 2016, 04:49:03 PM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
So I killed a man.
The judge gave me 5 years.
Laugh
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Even people from Wisconsin have limits.
Top 10 most surprised anime moments.
Now kiss me
As a cow I sign
It’s to help transport the baby on vacations to Afghanistan, and to hide the baby when running from the police
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« Reply #517 on: December 16, 2016, 06:54:44 PM »

And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
In the US, it is illegal for public schools to indoctrinate students into a certain religion, she isn't learning anything beyond the basics of Islamic beliefs, and it's history, otherwise it would be illegal.
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« Reply #518 on: December 17, 2016, 03:32:09 AM »

Person 1: *catches a fish from water*
Person 2: why did you get that fish out of water, ir's gonna die!
1: I just wanted tl save it from drowning!
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« Reply #519 on: December 17, 2016, 04:54:22 AM »

In the US, it is illegal for public schools to indoctrinate students into a certain religion, she isn't learning anything beyond the basics of Islamic beliefs, and it's history, otherwise it would be illegal.
Nah, I am talking about myself. It is COMPULSORY to take Islamic Studies up to I think grade 12, if you are a non-Muslim it is COMPULSORY to take Ethics.
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« Reply #520 on: December 17, 2016, 06:31:46 AM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
So I killed a man.
The judge gave me 5 years.
You would probably do this
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« Reply #521 on: December 17, 2016, 11:25:07 AM »

Person 1: *catches a fish from water*
Person 2: why did you get that fish out of water, ir's gonna die!
1: I just wanted tl save it from drowning!
lol
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1. nothings ever my fault, if you believe otherwise, then say hello to a fresh permaban
PB&J Dip is the Pink Gold Peach of the holiday ingredients
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Even people from Wisconsin have limits.
Top 10 most surprised anime moments.
Now kiss me
As a cow I sign
It’s to help transport the baby on vacations to Afghanistan, and to hide the baby when running from the police
That's not a fun fact that's a sad fact
No you.
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"Bruh! You stupid."
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« Reply #522 on: December 17, 2016, 07:44:43 PM »

And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
me except switch Islamic to Catholic
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Mycroft be like "common sense? Is that something people eat? ???"

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You were probably playing on the booby but that face looks like you meant it.

Rage [Aug 15 07:21 AM]:   scramble your eggs, you...wait

There are three daughters: Daisy, Rose, and Cinderblock.

Daisy asked her parents, "Why did you call me Daisy?"

Her parents said, "Because when you were born, a daisy landed on your head!"

Rose asked her parents, "Why did you name me Rose?"

Her parents replied, "Because when you were born, a rose landed on your head!"

Cinderblock asked, "Whaaaa babananaba eeeeeeeh?"

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« Reply #523 on: December 18, 2016, 12:35:45 PM »

Can yall solve this? If you know it or looked it up dont say anything.

 there are four people who need to get to the other side of the bridge, each with their own time needed to get across said bridge. Even worse, the bridge can only support two of them for each trip (and the person with the longer time is counted when traveling in the pair). Oh and it’s like dark and there is only one flashlight so a person who has crossed the bridge has to come back for a return trip in order to lead another person across once again. See, riddles are ‘fun’.

Person A can get across in 1 minute, Person B does it in 2 minutes, Person C crosses in 5 and slowpoke sloth human needs 10 minutes. You need to get everybody to the other side in under 17 minutes.
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« Reply #524 on: December 18, 2016, 12:44:33 PM »

*after some lot of false tries*
Person A and B goes (total 2 minutes) B goes back (total 4) C and D (or slowpoke sloth) go (total 14) and A goes back (15) A and B goes (total 17) all of them crossed the bridge
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