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« Reply #510 on: December 16, 2016, 04:12:58 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
Ha. Good one. Ha ha ha.
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« Reply #511 on: December 16, 2016, 07:49:42 AM »

Why doesn't God make any mistakes?
Because he doesn't exist.
yay someone agrees Smiley
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« Reply #512 on: December 16, 2016, 07:54:45 AM »

But Allah Yahweh and Jesus loves you!!!
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« Reply #513 on: December 16, 2016, 09:55:51 AM »

But Allah Yahweh and Jesus loves you!!!
~ WHAP student
And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
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« Reply #514 on: December 16, 2016, 02:02:17 PM »

And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
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« Reply #515 on: December 16, 2016, 02:32:22 PM »

i am a forced WHAP student Hmm
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« Reply #516 on: December 16, 2016, 02:52:23 PM »

My boss told me to have a good day...
so i went home.
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« Reply #517 on: December 16, 2016, 03:22:22 PM »

Oh my Laugh
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« Reply #518 on: December 16, 2016, 04:40:14 PM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
So I killed a man.
The judge gave me 5 years.
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« Reply #519 on: December 16, 2016, 04:49:03 PM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
So I killed a man.
The judge gave me 5 years.
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« Reply #520 on: December 16, 2016, 06:54:44 PM »

And a forcedIslamic Studies student.
In the US, it is illegal for public schools to indoctrinate students into a certain religion, she isn't learning anything beyond the basics of Islamic beliefs, and it's history, otherwise it would be illegal.
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« Reply #521 on: December 17, 2016, 03:32:09 AM »

Person 1: *catches a fish from water*
Person 2: why did you get that fish out of water, ir's gonna die!
1: I just wanted tl save it from drowning!
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« Reply #522 on: December 17, 2016, 04:54:22 AM »

In the US, it is illegal for public schools to indoctrinate students into a certain religion, she isn't learning anything beyond the basics of Islamic beliefs, and it's history, otherwise it would be illegal.
Nah, I am talking about myself. It is COMPULSORY to take Islamic Studies up to I think grade 12, if you are a non-Muslim it is COMPULSORY to take Ethics.
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« Reply #523 on: December 17, 2016, 06:31:46 AM »

My doctor said I had 2 months to live.
So I killed a man.
The judge gave me 5 years.
You would probably do this
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« Reply #524 on: December 17, 2016, 11:25:07 AM »

Person 1: *catches a fish from water*
Person 2: why did you get that fish out of water, ir's gonna die!
1: I just wanted tl save it from drowning!
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