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« Reply #585 on: February 22, 2017, 08:11:15 AM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #586 on: February 22, 2017, 02:14:07 PM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #587 on: February 22, 2017, 02:16:26 PM »

I don't get it
Imaginary friends
God...
Get it?
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« Reply #588 on: February 22, 2017, 02:36:48 PM »

I got it now
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« Reply #589 on: February 22, 2017, 04:03:08 PM »

You'll report Joe to Joe
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No I'd report him to Matt lmao
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« Reply #590 on: February 22, 2017, 08:09:38 PM »

I don't get it
The joke is based on an analogy atheists occasionally use which basically compares God to an imaginary friend for adults, there are several jokes based off of this analogy. I don't agree with the analogy.
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« Reply #591 on: March 02, 2017, 08:04:27 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #592 on: March 02, 2017, 10:16:13 PM »

Wut?
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« Reply #593 on: March 02, 2017, 10:16:49 PM »

Wut?

math jokes
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« Reply #594 on: March 03, 2017, 05:08:40 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
And the fact that there's a lot of mathematics in the Bible Laugh
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« Reply #595 on: March 04, 2017, 07:26:39 AM »

I was a man trapped in a woman's body...





until my mother gave birth to me.
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« Reply #596 on: March 04, 2017, 03:11:45 PM »

The LEGS were hot and the BREASTS were delightful...







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« Reply #597 on: March 05, 2017, 10:37:23 AM »

2007: In 10 years, we're gonna find a cure for cancer, beat world hunger, and finally gain world peace

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« Reply #598 on: March 05, 2017, 11:00:44 AM »

•_• ; •-• ; =_= ; +_+ ; :0)
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« Reply #599 on: March 06, 2017, 02:44:39 AM »

2007: In 10 years, we're gonna find a cure for cancer, beat world hunger, and finally gain world peace

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