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« Reply #585 on: February 15, 2017, 05:07:14 PM »

Give a man a diamond, he is rich until he blows it.
Give a man a diamond body, he will be rich forever, but be like this guy
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« Reply #586 on: February 15, 2017, 09:29:11 PM »

The rest of his life will be about 15 seconds.
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« Reply #587 on: February 15, 2017, 10:26:22 PM »

:v, wut
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« Reply #588 on: February 15, 2017, 10:28:55 PM »

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.

Stop it, we've asked you to stop with it, it's offensive and not funny and rude and inconsiderate and even though you claim you aren't directly insulting the religious people, you're insulting them because religion is something they believe. You refuse to stop and if this continues, I will report you.
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« Reply #589 on: February 16, 2017, 05:17:22 AM »

Stop it, we've asked you to stop with it, it's offensive and not funny and rude and inconsiderate and even though you claim you aren't directly insulting the religious people, you're insulting them because religion is something they believe. You refuse to stop and if this continues, I will report you.
You'll report Joe to Joe
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« Reply #590 on: February 22, 2017, 08:11:15 AM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #591 on: February 22, 2017, 02:14:07 PM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #592 on: February 22, 2017, 02:16:26 PM »

I don't get it
Imaginary friends
God...
Get it?
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« Reply #593 on: February 22, 2017, 02:36:48 PM »

I got it now
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« Reply #594 on: February 22, 2017, 04:03:08 PM »

You'll report Joe to Joe
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No I'd report him to Matt lmao
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« Reply #595 on: February 22, 2017, 08:09:38 PM »

I don't get it
The joke is based on an analogy atheists occasionally use which basically compares God to an imaginary friend for adults, there are several jokes based off of this analogy. I don't agree with the analogy.
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« Reply #596 on: March 02, 2017, 08:04:27 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #597 on: March 02, 2017, 10:16:13 PM »

Wut?
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« Reply #598 on: March 02, 2017, 10:16:49 PM »

Wut?

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« Reply #599 on: March 03, 2017, 05:08:40 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
And the fact that there's a lot of mathematics in the Bible Laugh
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