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« Reply #600 on: March 04, 2017, 07:26:39 AM »

I was a man trapped in a woman's body...





until my mother gave birth to me.
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« Reply #601 on: March 04, 2017, 03:11:45 PM »

The LEGS were hot and the BREASTS were delightful...







Spoiler:
It was such a nice meal at KFC
Laugh people might think of something....
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« Reply #602 on: March 05, 2017, 10:37:23 AM »

2007: In 10 years, we're gonna find a cure for cancer, beat world hunger, and finally gain world peace

2017:
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« Reply #603 on: March 05, 2017, 11:00:44 AM »

•_• ; •-• ; =_= ; +_+ ; :0)
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« Reply #604 on: March 06, 2017, 02:44:39 AM »

2007: In 10 years, we're gonna find a cure for cancer, beat world hunger, and finally gain world peace

2017:
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« Reply #605 on: April 09, 2017, 05:26:21 PM »

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. The tests showed that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the good news?
Doctor: That was the good news. The bad news is that I forgot to tell you yesterday!
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« Reply #606 on: April 09, 2017, 05:31:28 PM »

What's pink and square at the same time?







Spoiler:
Patrick Squarepants!
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« Reply #607 on: April 09, 2017, 10:15:57 PM »

What's pink and square at the same time?







Spoiler:
Patrick Squarepants!

a pink square

Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news. The tests showed that you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What's the good news?
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God I wish that were me
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« Reply #608 on: April 09, 2017, 11:04:38 PM »

a pink square

Why didn't you check the spoiler?
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« Reply #609 on: April 10, 2017, 06:43:30 AM »

Why didn't you check the spoiler?
Because that's not a square...
It's a rectangle  Tongue
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« Reply #610 on: April 10, 2017, 06:45:28 AM »

:v

What did 0 say to 8
Spoiler:
nice belt
why is 6 afraid from 7?
Spoiler:
bcuz 7 8 9
aka 7 ate 9

more number/food puns?
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« Reply #611 on: April 10, 2017, 07:31:10 AM »

How do you make holy water?

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Boil the hell out of it
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« Reply #612 on: April 10, 2017, 07:31:58 AM »

Best joke ever:

Spoiler:
My existence
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The same thinng, but with you thay you are askjoe.
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« Reply #613 on: April 10, 2017, 07:32:31 AM »

same ^
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« Reply #614 on: April 10, 2017, 07:36:20 AM »

Me too thanks
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