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« Reply #570 on: February 16, 2017, 05:17:22 AM »

Stop it, we've asked you to stop with it, it's offensive and not funny and rude and inconsiderate and even though you claim you aren't directly insulting the religious people, you're insulting them because religion is something they believe. You refuse to stop and if this continues, I will report you.
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« Reply #571 on: February 22, 2017, 08:11:15 AM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #572 on: February 22, 2017, 02:14:07 PM »

Tom's parents grayed to God to cure him of his belief in imaginary friends.
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« Reply #573 on: February 22, 2017, 02:16:26 PM »

I don't get it
Imaginary friends
God...
Get it?
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« Reply #574 on: February 22, 2017, 02:36:48 PM »

I got it now
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« Reply #575 on: February 22, 2017, 08:09:38 PM »

I don't get it
The joke is based on an analogy atheists occasionally use which basically compares God to an imaginary friend for adults, there are several jokes based off of this analogy. I don't agree with the analogy.
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« Reply #576 on: March 02, 2017, 08:04:27 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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« Reply #577 on: March 02, 2017, 10:16:13 PM »

Wut?
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« Reply #578 on: March 03, 2017, 05:08:40 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
And the fact that there's a lot of mathematics in the Bible Laugh
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« Reply #579 on: March 04, 2017, 07:26:39 AM »

I was a man trapped in a woman's body...





until my mother gave birth to me.
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« Reply #580 on: March 04, 2017, 03:11:45 PM »

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« Reply #581 on: March 05, 2017, 10:37:23 AM »

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« Reply #582 on: March 05, 2017, 11:00:44 AM »

•_• ; •-• ; =_= ; +_+ ; :0)
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« Reply #583 on: March 06, 2017, 02:44:39 AM »

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