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kingdom of jerland
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« Reply #615 on: April 11, 2017, 06:05:13 AM »

YO MAMA SO FAT THAT SHE SAT ON A RAINBOW AND SKITTLES FELL OUT!!!
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« Reply #616 on: April 11, 2017, 06:11:18 AM »

What's pink and square at the same time?







Spoiler:
Patrick Squarepants!





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Patrick Squarepants!
[/quote]OmG! so funny!
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« Reply #617 on: April 30, 2017, 01:38:52 PM »

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician says “I don’t know.” The third logician says “Yes!”
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« Reply #618 on: April 30, 2017, 03:50:06 PM »

You already said that
And i still like it
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« Reply #619 on: May 03, 2017, 02:15:20 PM »

Guy #1: Have you ever eaten fast food that didn't have sodium in it.
Guy #2: Na
Guy #1: Honestly, I think you should eat more potassium.
Guy #2: K
Guy #1: However, don't ever consume a mixture of iodine, carbon, and yttrium. It's dangerous.
Guy #2: I C Y
Guy #1: Hmm...do you see that huge canister over there? It's full of oxygen.
Guy #2: Yeah, I knew that.
Guy #1:  Bored
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« Reply #620 on: May 03, 2017, 03:04:14 PM »

Guy #1: Have you ever eaten fast food that didn't have sodium in it.
Guy #2: Na
Guy #1: Honestly, I think you should eat more potassium.
Guy #2: K
Guy #1: However, don't ever consume a mixture of iodine, carbon, and yttrium. It's dangerous.
Guy #2: I C Y
Guy #1: Hmm...do you see that huge canister over there? It's full of oxygen.
Guy #2: Yeah, I knew that.
Guy #1:  Bored
lol Laugh
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« Reply #621 on: May 04, 2017, 07:22:14 AM »

The best joke ever.
Spoiler:
Life
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« Reply #622 on: May 04, 2017, 11:08:58 AM »

Guy 2 can't breathe. He is choking (or whatever it is)
Guy 1: HELP! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?
Guy 3: I am!
Guy 1: Well you're a NERD!
*Guy 1 and 2 high five*

old asdf joke lol
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« Reply #623 on: December 26, 2017, 04:37:00 PM »

"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"

- Guy, Lyndhurst
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« Reply #624 on: December 26, 2017, 04:39:48 PM »

"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"

- Guy, Lyndhurst
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« Reply #625 on: December 26, 2017, 04:43:43 PM »

If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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Stan Loona
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« Reply #626 on: December 27, 2017, 12:50:33 AM »

Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Kid: I want a dragon!!
Santa: How about something more realistic.
Kid: Net neutrality.
Santa: What color do you want your dragon to be?
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« Reply #627 on: January 18, 2018, 06:24:45 PM »

My ban is a joke
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« Reply #628 on: January 18, 2018, 06:25:45 PM »

My ban is a joke

Same
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« Reply #629 on: January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM »

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