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« Reply #600 on: May 03, 2017, 03:04:14 PM » |
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Guy #1: Have you ever eaten fast food that didn't have sodium in it. Guy #2: Na Guy #1: Honestly, I think you should eat more potassium. Guy #2: K Guy #1: However, don't ever consume a mixture of iodine, carbon, and yttrium. It's dangerous. Guy #2: I C Y Guy #1: Hmm...do you see that huge canister over there? It's full of oxygen. Guy #2: Yeah, I knew that. Guy #1:  lol  |
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« Reply #601 on: May 04, 2017, 07:22:14 AM » |
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Ataino
A Red Cube
Better Than Papa!
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« Reply #602 on: May 04, 2017, 11:08:58 AM » |
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Guy 2 can't breathe. He is choking (or whatever it is)
Guy 1: HELP! IS ANYBODY HERE A DOCTOR?
Guy 3: I am!
Guy 1: Well you're a NERD!
*Guy 1 and 2 high five*
old asdf joke lol
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« Reply #603 on: December 26, 2017, 04:37:00 PM » |
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"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"
- Guy, Lyndhurst
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« Reply #604 on: December 26, 2017, 04:39:48 PM » |
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"All this gender-neutral stuff is worrying me. My name is Guy Manson. Will I have to change it to Person PersonPerson?"
- Guy, Lyndhurst
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« Reply #605 on: December 26, 2017, 04:43:43 PM » |
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If Jesus supposedly died for our sin, then who died for our cos and tan?
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Katakuri
2020 User Of The Year
Food Critic
The Mochi Man
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« Reply #606 on: December 27, 2017, 12:50:33 AM » |
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Santa: What would you like for Christmas?
Kid: I want a dragon!!
Santa: How about something more realistic.
Kid: Net neutrality.
Santa: What color do you want your dragon to be?
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Hoping for a good 2021.Forum Guy Funny Moments: Do you stan Loona? "Bruh! You stupid." *Brother E has a bruh moment.* my chef's are Phil and Loona Lisa is not a soccer Alberto is Mascots are just professional furries. Here's a trampoline since you love jumping to conclusions so much maybe the real clown pants were the friends we made along the way I feel like the boob Soy Boy Roy
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Ianiant
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
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« Reply #607 on: January 18, 2018, 06:25:45 PM » |
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AskJoe
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« Reply #608 on: January 30, 2018, 05:38:29 PM » |
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Kirby
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thonking intensifies
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« Reply #609 on: February 05, 2018, 07:45:20 AM » |
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Abu
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Radley's Rival
ЦВЕТ НАСТРОЕНИЯ СИНИЙ
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« Reply #610 on: February 05, 2018, 01:23:21 PM » |
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So, the converts don't exist anymore? Horrible selective bias here. |
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« Reply #611 on: February 05, 2018, 08:41:45 PM » |
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You know when you're playing risk with your sibling and then your parents get a divorce.
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« Reply #612 on: February 05, 2018, 08:53:44 PM » |
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Children are impressionable. If you tell them religion exists; they'll believe it. If you tell them it does not exist; they'll believe that too. |
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AyKooChao
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« Reply #613 on: May 01, 2018, 06:21:35 PM » |
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"The 43rd Pokémon in the Pokédex is the weirdest one."
"It's not that weird, it's just Oddish."
*runs off dodging flying tomato sandwiches*
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Katakuri
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Food Critic
The Mochi Man
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« Reply #614 on: May 01, 2018, 06:25:12 PM » |
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The Oddish 1s Out
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Hoping for a good 2021.Forum Guy Funny Moments: Do you stan Loona? "Bruh! You stupid." *Brother E has a bruh moment.* my chef's are Phil and Loona Lisa is not a soccer Alberto is Mascots are just professional furries. Here's a trampoline since you love jumping to conclusions so much maybe the real clown pants were the friends we made along the way I feel like the boob Soy Boy Roy
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