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« Reply #615 on: May 01, 2018, 06:29:17 PM »

I have a joke.

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« Reply #616 on: May 01, 2018, 06:35:25 PM »

I have a joke.

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« Reply #617 on: May 01, 2018, 06:38:52 PM »

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
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« Reply #618 on: May 01, 2018, 07:12:59 PM »

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
The other one got roasted really hard
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« Reply #619 on: May 01, 2018, 08:54:40 PM »

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« Reply #620 on: July 03, 2018, 05:46:31 PM »

WARNING: Microwavely bad joke ahead.

Q: What do you call artificial cereal?

A: Cornfakes
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[May 18 04:31 PM]:   AyKooChao wonders why no one is shipping the user above them
[May 18 04:33 PM]:   Monika is going to ship AyKooChao in the forum game called "Ship user above you"
[May 18 04:35 PM]:   AyKooChao scrolls down very slowly...
*sees that she's been shipped with a certain Yu-Gi-Oh character...*
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[May 18 04:37 PM]:   Monika bursts out of laughter
Monika [May 18 04:37 PM]:   Laugh
[May 18 04:48 PM]:   AyKooChao sits in the corner of the Shoutbox and plots her revenge...
AyKooChao [May 18 04:48 PM]:   Meh, I'll just type what I always do.

Joey x AyChao shipping incidents: 21 (counting the Shoutbox and the deleted posts) Yes, I'm keeping track.

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« Reply #621 on: July 03, 2018, 06:02:13 PM »

I don't know. Nervous
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[May 18 04:31 PM]:   AyKooChao wonders why no one is shipping the user above them
[May 18 04:33 PM]:   Monika is going to ship AyKooChao in the forum game called "Ship user above you"
[May 18 04:35 PM]:   AyKooChao scrolls down very slowly...
*sees that she's been shipped with a certain Yu-Gi-Oh character...*
AyKooChao [May 18 04:36 PM]:   Again? *insert untypeable Cheesy +  Embarrassed + Cheery + Nervous + "put that notebook down, Carrie" face here*
[May 18 04:37 PM]:   Monika bursts out of laughter
Monika [May 18 04:37 PM]:   Laugh
[May 18 04:48 PM]:   AyKooChao sits in the corner of the Shoutbox and plots her revenge...
AyKooChao [May 18 04:48 PM]:   Meh, I'll just type what I always do.

Joey x AyChao shipping incidents: 21 (counting the Shoutbox and the deleted posts) Yes, I'm keeping track.

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« Reply #622 on: July 04, 2018, 02:05:58 AM »

WARNING: Microwavely bad joke ahead.

Q: What do you call artificial cereal?

A: Cornfakes
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« Reply #623 on: November 15, 2018, 08:53:33 PM »

Brother Z: What's the riddle?  Wink
A funny riddle:
What do you call a thing that has a bed, but doesn't sleep. It runs but doesn't have feet. And it has a mouth, but never eats. What am I?
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« Reply #624 on: November 15, 2018, 09:20:02 PM »

Answer:
A river
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The Pencil-Staff is a powerful thing, AyChao. If you wanted to, you could rewrite history-
Look at me, I have wings!

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[May 18 04:31 PM]:   AyKooChao wonders why no one is shipping the user above them
[May 18 04:33 PM]:   Monika is going to ship AyKooChao in the forum game called "Ship user above you"
[May 18 04:35 PM]:   AyKooChao scrolls down very slowly...
*sees that she's been shipped with a certain Yu-Gi-Oh character...*
AyKooChao [May 18 04:36 PM]:   Again? *insert untypeable Cheesy +  Embarrassed + Cheery + Nervous + "put that notebook down, Carrie" face here*
[May 18 04:37 PM]:   Monika bursts out of laughter
Monika [May 18 04:37 PM]:   Laugh
[May 18 04:48 PM]:   AyKooChao sits in the corner of the Shoutbox and plots her revenge...
AyKooChao [May 18 04:48 PM]:   Meh, I'll just type what I always do.

Joey x AyChao shipping incidents: 21 (counting the Shoutbox and the deleted posts) Yes, I'm keeping track.

Mystic [Dec 07 01:32 PM]:   The earth is a box of cereal.


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« Reply #625 on: November 16, 2018, 09:57:56 AM »

Answer:
A river
Brother Z: Yes, you are right!  Cheesy
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« Reply #626 on: November 17, 2018, 02:13:29 PM »

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« Reply #627 on: April 19, 2019, 05:38:15 AM »

Cornflake 1: I made something in PLP!

Cornflake 2: I know, I've already scene it.

*runs from the Pun Police*
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The Pencil-Staff is a powerful thing, AyChao. If you wanted to, you could rewrite history-
Look at me, I have wings!

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[May 18 04:31 PM]:   AyKooChao wonders why no one is shipping the user above them
[May 18 04:33 PM]:   Monika is going to ship AyKooChao in the forum game called "Ship user above you"
[May 18 04:35 PM]:   AyKooChao scrolls down very slowly...
*sees that she's been shipped with a certain Yu-Gi-Oh character...*
AyKooChao [May 18 04:36 PM]:   Again? *insert untypeable Cheesy +  Embarrassed + Cheery + Nervous + "put that notebook down, Carrie" face here*
[May 18 04:37 PM]:   Monika bursts out of laughter
Monika [May 18 04:37 PM]:   Laugh
[May 18 04:48 PM]:   AyKooChao sits in the corner of the Shoutbox and plots her revenge...
AyKooChao [May 18 04:48 PM]:   Meh, I'll just type what I always do.

Joey x AyChao shipping incidents: 21 (counting the Shoutbox and the deleted posts) Yes, I'm keeping track.

Mystic [Dec 07 01:32 PM]:   The earth is a box of cereal.


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« Reply #628 on: April 19, 2019, 08:39:08 AM »

Cornflake 1: I made something in PLP!

Cornflake 2: I know, I've already scene it.

*runs from the Pun Police*
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« Reply #629 on: December 14, 2019, 02:27:15 PM »

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