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« on: October 03, 2013, 05:50:21 PM »

Post any jokes or riddles here, it doesn't matter if they're good or bad.
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« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2013, 05:54:28 PM »

Q. There are two girls in the back of a police car. But who's driving?
A. A police man.
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« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2013, 06:01:34 PM »

Here's a riddle

Q. We look the same, have the same parents, are the same age, live in the same country and have pretty much the same personality, yet we're not twins. Who are we?

A. Two triplets.
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« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2013, 06:01:46 PM »

Q:There's a black dog in the middle of a black street,there are no street lights on and the moon is not out.Yet a car sees it and turns so he won't kill the dog.
How does he see the dog?
A:It's daytime.
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« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2013, 06:05:03 PM »

There were 101 people on an airplane. Suddenly, the floor fell. Everyone held on to the ceiling. The pilot told everyone that one person must jump off, or they'll all die. The 101st person said she'll do it, and jumped down. The others clapped for her.
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« Reply #5 on: October 03, 2013, 06:06:37 PM »

Q: What do you call a bunch of girls running down a hill?
A: Jailbreak.
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« Reply #6 on: October 03, 2013, 06:45:35 PM »

There were 101 people on an airplane. Suddenly, the floor fell. Everyone held on to the ceiling. The pilot told everyone that one person must jump off, or they'll all die. The 101st person said she'll do it, and jumped down. The others clapped for her.
I don't get it
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« Reply #7 on: October 03, 2013, 07:15:24 PM »

what do u call a dog thats hot?
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« Reply #8 on: October 03, 2013, 07:17:46 PM »

They're hanging on to the ceiling with their hands.
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« Reply #9 on: October 03, 2013, 08:51:20 PM »

Q. Where do  you hide a woman's food stamps?
A. Under their work boots.
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« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2013, 11:47:52 PM »

They're hanging on to the ceiling with their hands.
thats the must funny one
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« Reply #11 on: October 04, 2013, 12:12:02 PM »

Some people probably know this one but:

Q. 100 people were trapped on a sinking ship. Every single one died. They all survived. How?
A. They were all married.
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« Reply #12 on: October 04, 2013, 08:10:39 PM »

A neutron walks into a restaurant and asked the waiter "how much for a drink?" and the waiter replied "for you no charge."
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« Reply #13 on: October 04, 2013, 10:57:06 PM »

They say, "Dogs' food is new and improved" Who tastes it?
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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2013, 04:47:37 AM »

.....talking dogs?
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