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« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2013, 11:31:54 AM »



I know the complete riddle on your post:

There was someone named Stephen Hillenburg. He has a show called SpongeBob SquarePants. Unfortunately Stephen left himself and got replaced by someone called Paul Tibbitt. Now the show is ruined.

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 There was someone named Stephen Hillenburg. He created a show called SpongeBob SquarePants. Unfortunately Stephen fired himself and got replaced by someone called Paul Tibbitt. Now the show is ruined.
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« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2013, 11:33:20 AM »
I don't mind for only a verb.
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« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2013, 01:19:02 PM »
Here's a classic riddle, almost everyone has probably heard it.

Q. A man is walking through the forest with a gun with only one bullet. He comes across a lion, a bear and a jaguar. What does he do?

A. Shoots the lion, drinks the beer and drives away in the Jaguar.
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« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2013, 01:19:32 PM »
um... bear=/=beer
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« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2013, 02:02:50 PM »
Here's a riddle:

I am a ____. I have _ friends. Those friends being: _______ ____, __________, ______ ___, ______, and _________. I live in _________, _________. I am ____ed by ________ ________. Every day I _____ _______ __ ___ _____ ____ _ ____ _______. Her _______ sister is ____ (A.K.A. _________ ____.)  The ______ who _____ with me is _____ the ______. My motto is _________ __ _____.
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« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2013, 02:07:39 PM »
1=5. 2=10. 3=15. 4=20. 5=?
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« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2013, 02:09:56 PM »
Sorry, where you talking to me?
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« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2013, 02:10:27 PM »
Sorry, no. Mine was a joke.
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« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2013, 02:12:40 PM »
Any ways, try to figure out my riddle.
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« Reply #54 on: October 06, 2013, 02:58:00 PM »
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
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no eyed deer
if you didn't get it
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« Reply #55 on: October 06, 2013, 02:58:39 PM »
Quote from: AlondraXP on October 06, 2013, 02:58:00 PM
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Spoiler:
no eyed deer
if you didn't get it
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(no idea)
Not funny at all.
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« Reply #56 on: October 06, 2013, 03:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Lilith on October 06, 2013, 02:58:39 PM
Quote from: AlondraXP on October 06, 2013, 02:58:00 PM
what do you call a deer with no eyes?
Spoiler:
no eyed deer
if you didn't get it
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(no idea)
Not funny at all.
didn't ask you, anyway it sounds better than it looks.
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"I'm the Grand Supreme Mip of being a poke in the eye!" (from AKC's AyChao Academy comic)
Quote from: Ianiant on October 19, 2018, 04:12:20 AM
You get a jill-a-torch.
(in response to "I insert a jack-o-lantern." I wanna see a jill-a-torch ROFL)

Fav KCP 2018 entries (besides Annika):
Azariah (Mystic), Morrigan (Lilith), Bonnie (JakeZ), Scott (Pine-Apple), Rose (RoseKitty), Kassem (despite the fact that he's half blue-green colorblind), Treble (breadlord), Bellamy (SND), Chelsea (Paramore), Skye (Shawna), Ranulph (CupcakePsyducks), Alice (Algodethacon), Hazel (Zuki-Chan), Zack (DeluxePizza), Soufflia (lajoie), Chelsea (Paramore), Dakota (speedo)
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« Reply #57 on: October 06, 2013, 03:17:13 PM »
Quote from: Dragonwitch on October 06, 2013, 02:07:39 PM
1=5. 2=10. 3=15. 4=20. 5=?
1.
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« Reply #58 on: October 06, 2013, 03:23:31 PM »
why did the chewing gum cross the road?
it was stuck to the chicken's foot
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Matt: Testing the new Shoutbox!
Flipline_Tony: Testing.
Flipline_Tony: Looks like no one's here.
Matt:  Cry

awesome quotes of 2018:
"I'm the Grand Supreme Mip of being a poke in the eye!" (from AKC's AyChao Academy comic)
Quote from: Ianiant on October 19, 2018, 04:12:20 AM
You get a jill-a-torch.
(in response to "I insert a jack-o-lantern." I wanna see a jill-a-torch ROFL)

Fav KCP 2018 entries (besides Annika):
Azariah (Mystic), Morrigan (Lilith), Bonnie (JakeZ), Scott (Pine-Apple), Rose (RoseKitty), Kassem (despite the fact that he's half blue-green colorblind), Treble (breadlord), Bellamy (SND), Chelsea (Paramore), Skye (Shawna), Ranulph (CupcakePsyducks), Alice (Algodethacon), Hazel (Zuki-Chan), Zack (DeluxePizza), Soufflia (lajoie), Chelsea (Paramore), Dakota (speedo)
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« Reply #59 on: October 06, 2013, 07:15:53 PM »
LOL

why did the turkey cross the road?
it was the chicken's day off
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