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« Reply #60 on: October 06, 2013, 07:22:40 PM »

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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« Reply #61 on: October 06, 2013, 07:24:34 PM »

1 + 1 = ??

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2
11
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« Reply #62 on: October 07, 2013, 01:14:11 AM »

Here's a riddle:

I am a ____. I have _ friends. Those friends being: _______ ____, __________, ______ ___, ______, and _________. I live in _________, _________. I am ____ed by ________ ________. Every day I _____ _______ __ ___ _____ ____ _ ____ _______. Her _______ sister is ____ (A.K.A. _________ ____.)  The ______ who _____ with me is _____ the ______. My motto is _________ __ _____.
i have no idea

what do you call a deer with no eyes?
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« Reply #63 on: October 07, 2013, 03:31:54 AM »

A mosquito bites a man in day. The man asks, "You bite at night, but you are biting me in the day?"
The mosquito replied, "I am working overtime."
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« Reply #64 on: October 07, 2013, 04:26:19 AM »

not bad
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« Reply #65 on: October 07, 2013, 04:50:36 AM »

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window?
Because he wanted to see time fly.
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« Reply #66 on: October 07, 2013, 04:51:06 AM »

but that clock is expansive
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« Reply #67 on: October 07, 2013, 05:00:26 AM »

1=5. 2=10. 3=15. 4=20. 5=?

25. The results are the number multiplied by 5, hehehe. I like mathematical/sequence riddles <3
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« Reply #68 on: October 07, 2013, 05:12:12 AM »

i was gonna say that but my post was too long Hmm
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« Reply #69 on: October 07, 2013, 05:55:56 AM »

but the didnt put the

i cant remember what its called
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« Reply #70 on: October 07, 2013, 08:55:56 AM »

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip?
To get to the same side.
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« Reply #71 on: October 07, 2013, 06:56:10 PM »

1=5. 2=10. 3=15. 4=20. 5=?

25. The results are the number multiplied by 5, hehehe. I like mathematical/sequence riddles <3
It's actually 1. The first part says 1=5 which can be rewritten as 5=1, and since the question asks what 5 is, the answer is not 25, but 1.
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« Reply #72 on: October 07, 2013, 06:56:38 PM »

ROFL, i see what you did there!
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« Reply #73 on: October 07, 2013, 07:01:51 PM »

Oh new one! This might be really easy since you are reading it instead of hearing it.
So you are picking up random people around the country in your bus. The bus picks up two people in your hometown. The bus goes to one city and picks up four people. The bus goes to another city and picks up five people. The bus goes to another city and pick up seven people. Three people from the first city the bus came to and needed to be picked up so the picked them up after picking up four more people. The bus picks up six more people until it reached the destination. What is the color of the bus driver's hair?
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« Reply #74 on: October 07, 2013, 07:05:57 PM »

I've seen so many people get the wrong answer to that riddle because they over think it. It's really just simple algebra, the equation x=y can be rewritten as y=x and in this case x=1 and y=5. Those other numbers are just there to throw people off.
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