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« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2013, 07:54:17 PM »

Correct, this riddle is based off of the grandfather paradox. You can read about it here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox
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« Reply #91 on: October 07, 2013, 08:07:28 PM »

Somebody pick a number from 1-1000. (don't say it if you know)
0000000
That's not a number...
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« Reply #92 on: October 08, 2013, 03:44:07 AM »

i would love to hear more puzzles from joe

Try to figure this out:

sniart ekil I
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Oh new one! This might be really easy since you are reading it instead of hearing it.
So you are picking up random people around the country in your bus. The bus picks up two people in your hometown. The bus goes to one city and picks up four people. The bus goes to another city and picks up five people. The bus goes to another city and pick up seven people. Three people from the first city the bus came to and needed to be picked up so the picked them up after picking up four more people. The bus picks up six more people until it reached the destination. What is the color of the bus driver's hair?
white?
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« Reply #93 on: October 08, 2013, 03:52:23 AM »

He has no hair [cry into a napkin]
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« Reply #94 on: October 08, 2013, 06:21:41 AM »

thats sad
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« Reply #95 on: October 08, 2013, 06:28:11 AM »

here's one i found:
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Get it?
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« Reply #96 on: October 08, 2013, 07:17:16 AM »

Funny!
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« Reply #97 on: October 08, 2013, 07:26:55 AM »

why?
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« Reply #98 on: October 08, 2013, 07:49:11 AM »

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, why the long face?
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« Reply #99 on: October 08, 2013, 08:14:43 AM »

math problem:

you have 6 apples and there is 1 pancake on the roof,
how many speed you would take,if you get your hat in japenese?

i think snakes!
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« Reply #100 on: October 08, 2013, 08:16:53 AM »

wat
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« Reply #101 on: October 08, 2013, 09:28:58 AM »

Try to figure out this:
!nekcihc CFK ekil seidal meD
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« Reply #102 on: October 08, 2013, 10:17:12 AM »

Try to figure out this:
!nekcihc CFK ekil seidal meD

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« Reply #103 on: October 08, 2013, 12:22:43 PM »

Try to figure this out. It's VERY hard! And no, you can not use google translate. Here's the riddle: Odio la escuela. Es una buena cosa maldita me quedé en casa hoy. Cagaré a las puertas de la maestra, y echarlo a través de su ventana! Haha, toma eso, los maestros culo cojo!
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« Reply #104 on: October 08, 2013, 04:28:04 PM »

Oh new one! This might be really easy since you are reading it instead of hearing it.
So you are picking up random people around the country in your bus. The bus picks up two people in your hometown. The bus goes to one city and picks up four people. The bus goes to another city and picks up five people. The bus goes to another city and pick up seven people. Three people from the first city the bus came to and needed to be picked up so the picked them up after picking up four more people. The bus picks up six more people until it reached the destination. What is the color of the bus driver's hair?

Brown. My hair is brown xP
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