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« Reply #165 on: November 04, 2013, 07:30:02 PM » |
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Q: What did the fat lady say when the little kid ran into her butt?
A: "How dare you!"
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Ravenmaster
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« Reply #166 on: November 04, 2013, 07:31:16 PM » |
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Q: What did the fat lady say when the little kid ran into her butt?
A: "How dare you!"
I don't get it |
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Mario the Plumber
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« Reply #167 on: November 04, 2013, 07:32:29 PM » |
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Q: What did the fat lady say when the little kid ran into her butt?
A: "How dare you!"
I don't get this...it sounds disgusting to me and I honestly think things like this should be posted here. |
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Papl
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« Reply #168 on: November 04, 2013, 07:33:27 PM » |
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Okay, got one:
Q: What do you call a Hippie's wifeu
A: Mississippi! (Mrs. Hippie)
LOL Q: What did the fat lady say when the little kid ran into her butt?
A: "How dare you!"
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XxSteerAnimeLoverxX
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« Reply #169 on: November 04, 2013, 07:33:41 PM » |
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Q: When the chicken boss of the Chokey Chicken company hired a new chicken, what happened to her?
A: Poor old chicken didn't make it, and ended up in a box with a price stamp on it, and got taken to the market, waiting for one to take it.
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AskJoe
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« Reply #170 on: November 04, 2013, 07:49:50 PM » |
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Anyways, find away to cnnect these 9 dots with only 4 striaght lines and you can lift up your pencil to make them. I solved it/  Start at the lower left corner and draw a vertical line that extends just past the last dot on the bottom row. Now draw a diagonal line in the opposite direction at a 45 degree angle that ends directly above where you originally started. Now draw a line that is perpendicular to the line you started with. Lastly, use a diagonal line to connect the last two dots. Note: you can technically start at any corner just as long as you follow the same steps. Edit: there are actually four additional ways to solve this in addition to what is already mentioned you can start at any corner and do the steps in reverse order. |
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« Reply #171 on: November 05, 2013, 12:12:24 AM » |
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i know how to solve that Still funnier than your sexist jokes.
this is funny |
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The Real Alien
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« Reply #172 on: November 05, 2013, 04:06:17 PM » |
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Why did the boy throw the butter from the window?
To see a butterfly
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papa_fan
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« Reply #173 on: November 06, 2013, 07:42:24 AM » |
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not bad
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i'm a girl.and i may be a weirdo.accept that fact.
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Ravenmaster
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« Reply #174 on: November 06, 2013, 04:49:03 PM » |
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What did I do when Pastaria was announced?
"Scream, and shout, and let it all out!"
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papa_fan
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« Reply #175 on: November 07, 2013, 03:40:14 AM » |
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dont get it
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i'm a girl.and i may be a weirdo.accept that fact.
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Popickdra
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« Reply #176 on: November 07, 2013, 04:01:28 AM » |
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What did I do when Pastaria was announced?
"Scream, and shout, and let it all out!"
Reminds me of the song scream and shout |
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Ravenmaster
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« Reply #177 on: November 07, 2013, 06:01:02 AM » |
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Reminds me of the song scream and shout
Yup, that's what I was going for. Stupid, I know |
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« Reply #178 on: November 09, 2013, 12:01:03 AM » |
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All girls, jump overboard!"
A girl tells her mom "Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "No daughter, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all girls to jump overboard."
The girl tells her mom again"Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "No daughters, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all girls to jump overboard."
The girl tells her mom again"Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "I said shut up daughter, we be girls today!"
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Popickdra
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« Reply #179 on: November 09, 2013, 12:12:30 AM » |
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All girls, jump overboard!"
A girl tells her mom "Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "No daughter, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all girls to jump overboard."
The girl tells her mom again"Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "No daughters, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all girls to jump overboard."
The girl tells her mom again"Oh noes, dat be us". Her mom says "I said shut up daughter, we be girls today!"
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