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« Reply #210 on: May 28, 2014, 07:42:37 AM »

yeah right
most people *cough*facebookers*cough* answer 50
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« Reply #211 on: May 28, 2014, 09:36:07 AM »

They aren't funny  Evil
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« Reply #212 on: May 28, 2014, 09:23:53 PM »

Albert Einstein's riddle:

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

The Question: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Fact: When Albert Einstein wrote this riddle he said only 2% of the population will be able to solve it.
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« Reply #213 on: May 29, 2014, 04:21:59 AM »

LOL TOO HARD
DECODING
Done:
Spoiler:
Got Brit/Norwegian at first but when restart I got German
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« Reply #214 on: May 29, 2014, 08:39:04 AM »

Albert Einstein's riddle:

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colours.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

The Question: Who owns the fish?

Hints:

1. The Brit lives in a red house.
2. The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Dane drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.

Fact: When Albert Einstein wrote this riddle he said only 2% of the population will be able to solve it.

This is more like a logic puzzle then a joke.

You guys need to learn the difference.
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« Reply #215 on: May 29, 2014, 11:42:01 AM »

it is a riddle
RIDDLE

Spoiler:
and i got german tooo
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« Reply #216 on: May 29, 2014, 08:56:05 PM »

Want a solution?
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« Reply #217 on: May 30, 2014, 04:35:33 AM »

really?
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« Reply #218 on: May 30, 2014, 04:47:45 AM »

though it was easy or maybe I am in the 2%.
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« Reply #219 on: May 30, 2014, 05:48:53 AM »

1.  A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
 
2.  ''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a bloopzu.''
 
3.  ''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
 
4.  A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!''
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« Reply #220 on: May 30, 2014, 05:19:14 PM »

The Red Man lives in The Red House, The Blue Man lives in The Blue House, The Yellow Man lives in The Yellow House. Who lives in The Green House?
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« Reply #221 on: May 30, 2014, 05:19:48 PM »

^

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« Reply #222 on: May 30, 2014, 05:21:35 PM »

Incorrect
Hint:
Try saying it out loud.
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« Reply #223 on: May 30, 2014, 05:27:14 PM »

Plants.
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« Reply #224 on: May 30, 2014, 05:33:38 PM »

Plants.
Correct.

This next riddle might be easier because you're reading it rather than hearing it.

In a circular mansion, the master is murdered.
The detective who comes to investigate has 4 suspects, the chef, the butler, the maid and the gardener. Here is what they said they were doing:
Chef: I was baking a pie for dinner.
Butler: I was on my way to serve the master a drink.
Maid: I was dusting the corners of the mansion.
Gardener: I was outside raking leaves.
Who committed the murder?
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