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« Reply #225 on: May 30, 2014, 06:00:44 PM »

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« Reply #226 on: May 30, 2014, 06:02:40 PM »

The gardener.

He is raking the leaves over the body to hide it.
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« Reply #227 on: May 30, 2014, 06:03:03 PM »

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« Reply #228 on: May 30, 2014, 06:06:59 PM »

Only one of you is right, and that one is...

The winner:
The Baconator.
The reason:
She said she was dusting the corners of the mansion, but it's a circular mansion.
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« Reply #229 on: May 30, 2014, 07:33:44 PM »

Ok here's a riddle for you guys:

The person who makes it doesn't use it, the one who has it gives it away, and the one who uses it doesn't know he/she is using it?

The second one:

Another crime has been done. Two police officers has found a man hung tight to a rope with no windows or doors. There is no furniture in the room, not anything else. The room was completely empty. The only clue the officers have found, was a little puddle of water right under the hanging man's feet. HOW DID THE MAN DIE?

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« Reply #230 on: May 30, 2014, 07:42:03 PM »

1st:
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A coffin.
2nd:
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The man took a giant block of ice and stood on it. He then hooked the noose to his neck and waited for the ice to melt and for the noose to choke him.
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« Reply #231 on: May 30, 2014, 08:17:03 PM »

though it was easy or maybe I am in the 2%.
The part where most people get stuck is where you have to make an assumption about which house the dane lives in using clue #3. While at that point there are only two possibilities it takes a few more clues to prove which one is correct. The other place people get stuck is where you have all the data that the clues help you with directly and you have to find the correct order of houses based on clue #4. Other than these two parts it's very straight forward, but 98% of all people will get stuck on one of these two parts.
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« Reply #232 on: May 30, 2014, 10:18:41 PM »

I left the clue 3 and filled others, when were known, then I put in the Dane.
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« Reply #233 on: May 30, 2014, 11:12:08 PM »

At some point you have to make an assumption and prove that the assumption is right or wrong.
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« Reply #234 on: May 31, 2014, 12:22:49 AM »

It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.

During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
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« Reply #235 on: May 31, 2014, 12:29:51 AM »

i dunno... what?
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« Reply #236 on: May 31, 2014, 12:45:05 AM »

Spoiler:
well, a normal person would pull the plug.

and then i forgot the rest
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« Reply #237 on: May 31, 2014, 02:50:59 AM »

These aren't funnny  Sad
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« Reply #238 on: May 31, 2014, 03:17:38 AM »

These aren't funnny  Sad
Then tell some 'funnny' ones.
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« Reply #239 on: May 31, 2014, 05:37:56 AM »

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
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-Me hugging plushie
-4 of my favorite characters
-Sophia TUP by: WF!
-Alice Kirkland
-Mica hugging mochi plushie
-Sophia and Robby under the umbrella
-Classy FMB
-Mine Turtle
-I approve
-Lukas B, Emil S, Tino V with glasses
-Derpina
-Lukas B strutting
-TomatoTeacup (mah GB)
-Hanatamago!~
-Peashooter, Snow Pea, Repeater = HOME RUN
-Chibified Nordics
-Mica and Zack and mochi (Christmas avvie)
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